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j @dyke.bsky.social · 5h
laura honey i'm judging you
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 9h
very ready to mog
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 9h
about to play volleyball with beautiful 40 year olds
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 13h
it might be time for the biggest nap of my life
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 14h
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14h
ditka didn't die. that's woke propaganda. he'll continue to live forever
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14h
(drake voice) last name bundy, first name burrito bowl
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14h
(walking into my studio apartment where i live alone) daddy's home
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14h
open.spotify.com
I’m your girl right? - Fcukers Remix
Tove Lo, Fcukers · I’m your girl right? (Fcukers Remix) · Song · 2026
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14h
do you guys also walk around like your hips own the streets or not really?
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14h
i just got what critics are calling a burrito bowl
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Can't Get Over Losing You (feat. Portraits Of Tracy)
The Avalanches, Portraits Of Tracy · Can't Get Over Losing You (feat. Portraits Of Tracy) · Song · 2026
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Prof. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 15h
Likes: ill beats, spaghetti, dope vibes Dislikes: haters, wackness, wack haters
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 15h
this song is so good
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brand new chanel$
Slayyyter · WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA / wor$t man in america · Song · 2026
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 15h
it's the freaking weekend
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 18h
like every 3 months apple and spotify give me these offers in an alternating fashion so i switch back and forth
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 19h
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
intrusive thoughts :(
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
side parts are back in, i'm calling it right now
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
9 days into recovery from being an unemployed chud. nothings changed except i have slight dark circles under my eyes and an unfounded sense of superiority
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm not religious but i am scared of curses #ocd
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i lost my favorite earrings a few weeks ago and i've had a 5% rizz decrease ever since
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm all chafed up and itchy
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i used to live in america b where i drove 30 minutes to dunkins everyday but now i live in america a where i the only location is 5 minutes outside city limits so i haven't been in 3 months
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you're weird if you don't
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i ALWAYS thank my bus driver
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i walk past the bucks stadium and practice facility everyday. i will get a selfie with tyler herro this season
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm so good at being a receptionist
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bring your sparkle to work day
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
while everyone else was busy going to clown school, wearing hijab-inspired secular accessories, and doing emotional labor, i was grinding out of my car trying to run the most successful covid conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
runny nose too. it might be covid 26
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
developed a little cough in the last hour. i probably have the plague
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
got an ig ad for what on first and second look appears to be a skims strap harness
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
winning the nobel prize in various shit
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my 25 year old boss thought i was younger than her 🔥
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i wish i was like dexter from the tv show dexter
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🍄
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saying chop chop lovely to the speedway employee counting out my change
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤔
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a lot of customers in the last week have told me that their dogs bark at every new person they meet except for me. IT'S BECAUSE IM PURE OF HEART AND SOUL
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guys how many hours a day do you spend doing obsessive-compulsive rituals centered around your appearance
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
been practicing staring at the wall for six months but i'm still not sure if i'm ready for stucco let alone woodgrain
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
rectangle?
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fumbling through my fridge for a capri sun like an anxious drunk
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i am so sleepy but i am going to break the cycle of 4am wake up - afternoon nap - 11pm bedtime today
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES WELCOME BACK
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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guys
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me when i'm caffeinated
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i just made a stinky at work
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
so smart!
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