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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Shit that reminds me I need to reach out to them and ask if vaccines count as CEs for my autism cert renewal.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

God DAMN these flu+covid vaccines got me feelin TURNT.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Instead they just tell you to go fuck yourself and then I suck shit at work for however long it takes for them to remember to call me even though the god damn shit has been ready for TWO FUCKIN DAYS.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Juggalos in Space: Faygo Rising?

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Maybe look into this little thing called “The Great Depression.”

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Damn imagine being so incredibly mad at someone that you literally don’t say or do anything, you just keep normally having a cordial conversation. He must’ve been so pissed!

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ah yes. The mystery of the nautical Christian Time Machine and its man eating portholes.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck Roma Tomatoes. Roma Tomatoes are the Red Delicious Apple of Tomatoes.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t have any actually. My wife and I use the same one.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Come on fats, we all know there are three, gimme a break with this malarkey. I had a cousin named fryin pan, who had two brains, and he used to say, look man, I’m just about one brain short of a three of a pair” “Next question”

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Before maybe, but Elizabeth quickly figured out that the sun is for plebs and comes with too many risks, she probably has some sort of bespoke theranos anal-CPAP tanning machine that they wear while they sleep. His and Her hoses and all.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m calling it now, 100000% chance it’s Holmes and her weird BF/Husband/Partner whatever the fuck he actually is, walking around the house eating cereal naked while the cameras roll, in some weird psycho sexual power move to distract Nathan.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Holy shit the level of delusion

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Where’s the ep!? LET ME IN!!!!

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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If they are fake HOW ARE THEY PAYING FOR IT YOU DUMB FUCK

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every time I take a pee “Orinoco Flow” plays at max volume from a speaker I had surgically implanted in my ass.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Out of touch old wanker says what?

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And the milk is 100 proof whisky

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It really is that simple.

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hot car diet coke @sunbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

did they ever catch that horse what kicked you in the head a decade ago?

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What the fuck is even happening anymore?

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Please. Buy us one lemonade. Your donation of one lemonade has never been more important. If we are going to defeat MAGA this fall, we need a lemonade.”

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15/09/2026

i still think mitch mcconnell died 4 months ago

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wonder why a job where you exert absolute life and death control of the other human beings around you, with absolute impunity, seems to attract so many psychopaths?

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

All I can look at is his tiny weiner pinky.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I like that it was “probably shit”. Not even definitively “shit.”

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I mean it’s referenced in that one immortal technique song for a reason

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m out here, every day, trying to get Crunchatized

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Wait, the guy that reportedly walks figure 8s in his office for hours like a broken roomba has brain damage?

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

God damn that’s a nice lookin pizza.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wonder what this guy thinks about Goku inflation

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Damn, I didn’t know they did sex more than PG-13

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey it’s me the Nostradamus of AI. Oh no. I have crippling gout and edema. I’m dead.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t think the genuinely confused can be saved

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My main issue with the remake is that they didn’t say Deku Nuts enough during the presentation.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Press 1 to punch me in the ass Press 2 to punch me in the grundle Press 3 to punch me in the penis Press 4 to punch me in the balls To punch me other places, please press 9

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Most Demented Headline 2026 (Anime Edition)

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m burning 10s of thousands of dollars in AI tokens trying to coax it into giving me a mathematical equation that will allow me to fold my penis into a Möbius strip.

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 01/09/2026

i'm collecting all the recalled foods and putting them in a blender and then injecting it into my blood

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ah yes of course, he did 9/11 when he was 16, and his accomplice was 10 year old Hasan Piker. Now can we please continue the important work of building the worlds first Dragon Ball Z park with the Saudi’s?

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

He’s created so much value though

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Will the collectors edition include the Master Sword version of the Nintendo Switch 2 Wireless Sounding Rod? I can’t find confirmation on this anywhere.

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And also yes I’d fuck the smog demon

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