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dwoods

@dwuuds.bsky.social
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Spiritual Cleric of the Carmen Sandiego House Band Rockapella

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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam Altman
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One glance at the Soul Plane would explode the minds of these people .
Soul Plane
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Like this kinda deal?
Blue Goku inflated
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They shouldn’t be hard to find, he says they look just like these but they have blue and pink rhinestones that he added on to them last summer
Professional medical doctor scissors
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A buddy sent me a picture of myself from back in the day. Can’t believe how young I look.
Old pic of me
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FUCK
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not for Americans homeBRE
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My wife married me solely for my barista skills
A shitting butt latte
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The fact that I cannot find a gif of this scene of Windom Earle in a horse disguise means that humanity has failed.
Windom Earle in a Horse Disguise
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Look upon my berries ye mighty, and despair.
Hood riches Colander full of gyat gyat
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Have you seen the video? He clearly didn’t even hear/see the guys in the high vis vests and started running AFTER they shot at him.
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Mood:
A small fat dog with Oreo paws sunbathing in the leaves. He gives not a single fuck.
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I mean eye catching AND comfortable? Sign me the fuck up please.
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Like you literally cannot beat this mans deep space 9 grandmother drip:
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Billions and billions of dollars burned, for this:
A chat window between a deep research ai and some guy where he asks the ai about deez, and the ai asks could you clarify what you mean by deez, and I say deez nuts (got em) but then the robot actually does the research because it’s fucking stupid as fuck
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Just going to leave this here
Vice President VD Vance
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dwoods @dwuuds.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Ah, another image for my ever expanding library of billionaires looking like stupid fucks.
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