Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 4hAppLovin, the company that makes those obnoxious mobile game ads, is running ads during this morning’s NFL game. It’s hard to beat the insurance industry in the “isn’t having enough money to advertise that much a bad thing?” race, but I give them credit for having the moxie to try. 010
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 22h"You’re basically playing on autopilot, always picking the same spells over and over, and I can’t see how that would be fun. Plus the whole time she was playing the deck she narrated what she was doing and grunting when making plays, it was really off-putting.”commandersherald.comCommander Pod Upset Player's Wolverine Deck Plays Itself | Commander's HeraldToledo, OH – Local game store Brain Games hosts a weekly Commander night to encourage Magic: The Gathering players to congregate and test their Commanders against each other. However controversy has s... 0165
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thinking back about Joey Ryan. One of the hottest wrestling acts in the indies, videos of him all around the world, even had a guest spot on GLOW. Then a bunch of sexual misconduct allegations came out about him in 2020, and all the fans agreed to boycott him and any company that signed him. 110
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And now, a brief message from my cat Leibniz. 020
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Corollary: If they want AI to be considered sentient, it’s because they want to be able to own a person. 020
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026[Checks last night’s football score] Well damn, guess I shouldn’t have started The Meteor in fantasy this week. 000
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“We tried reaching out to customer service, but for some reason they were reluctant to help us gut their department like a fish. The best we got was a hand drawn Junk token of someone’s balls.”commandersherald.comPrivate Equity Firm That Bought Card Kingdom Still Hasn't Received Order | Commander's HeraldCitadel's last major acquisition before Card Kingdom was a company called Alchemy AI, two words all Magic players love to hear. 0199
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Speaking MTG ideas into the world: a Legacy/Vintage tournament where all the cards must be proxies, and decks are judged on style as well as performance. 050
Reposted by Wilder NewyearPansy (Trying on a name) @sagegnosis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey so because of the upcoming job change I will not be getting paid for two weeks. I'm fine on rent & food but need help with medication for mental health and UC. Passing the cup around for $150 to stay well ko-fi.com/amandatnstev...ko-fi.comBuy Amanda Stevens a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Amanda Stevens today! 01114
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From Abigale to Zuri, Magic has printed over 700 Legendary creatures this year with more on the way due to the upcoming Star Trek: Universes Beyond set.commandersherald.comReport: Legendary Creatures Printed in 2026 Outnumber Registered U.S. Voters | Commander's HeraldWashington, D.C. – Well-regarded polling organization Quinnipiac University released a startling report this week that the current number of Americans registered to vote in the upcoming midterm electi... 0258
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well I’m certainly well rested today. (Stupid Cubs pitching) 010
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I am a literal, self-avowed tyrant, yes,” said Samut. “My whole thing is that I go to a place and freeze everything there forever. I’m not certain that it counts as suffering, because from their perspective, they’re not moving at all.”commandersherald.comEchoverse Counterparts: "We Do In Fact Suffer" | Commander's HeraldHexhaven Academy Tower — Recently, “The Theorist,” Jace Beleren, made the somewhat dubious claim that he has created, or is intending to create, a Multiverse without suffering. Given the extremely imp... 1158
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Between that Bears game last night and the Wild Card series in San Diego this week, the sleep schedule of myself and about half the Chicagoland area are completely fucked until further notice. 110
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't understand how there can be any transphobia in the upper midwest. We've been assured for decades the ideal town was one where the women are strong, the men good looking, and the children above average. 030
Reposted by Wilder NewyearBenjamin Easter, Free Palestine @pighway.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why didn’t they just defeat Jace with Slash Panther 2797
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Aussies of BlueSky, I am at least vaguely aware the AFL Grand Final is later today/tonight. What does your game day food spread look like? 000
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“At our upcoming prerelease, rather than us giving you cards, you will bring your own from home. We’ll only allow cards printed within the last three years, let’s say, starting with Wilds of Eldraine."commandersherald.comAfter Supply Chain Issues, Reality Fracture Prerelease A "BYOC" Event | Commander's HeraldDuluth, MN – Due to shipping delays local game shop Rob’s Collectables and Geekery is worried they will not receive cards from Magic: the Gathering‘s upcoming set Reality Fracture even though the prer... 0208
Reposted by Wilder NewyearDenny • Shin (シン) Grungler @dennywhere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#FreeBugs 082
Reposted by Wilder NewyearExtra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men. 1849381781
Reposted by Wilder NewyearEEK! A Kiaayo! @kiaayomahkwa.itch.io · 23/09/2026commandersherald.com/fans-argue-w... TRANS ALLEGORIES! GET'CHER TRANS ALLEGORIES HERE! 5 FOR A NICKEL!commandersherald.comFans Argue Whether "Isn't She Lovely" Needledrop is for Tam or Emrakul | Commander's Herald(Spoiler warnings for Reality Fracture’s story, but honestly at this point you should have read it anyway because it’s really damn good. Also some cartoon about a clown and a rabbit or something.) Sea... 47123
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Our employees are our family, which means we’re legally obligated to feed them sometimes,” said TCGplayer executive George Penis. “They need all the help they can get. I mean, not from us, but from customers whose money we don’t have yet."commandersherald.comWizards of the Coast & TCGplayer Host Charity Drive For Employees | Commander's Herald"With your help, we raised thousands for charity." said Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks after dumping $1.3 million into creating an AI Mr. Potato Head. 1228
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Some days I’m glad I came up as an MTG Grinder in 2010. Trying to both win at the game and peacock my way into social media relevance would have killed me young. 010
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tilly Norwood? If I wanted to see a completely soulless performance backed by shitty CGI, I could just watch Steven Baldwin in Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within. 020
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Sparky went nuts when I explained the mistake. It completely doubled down, saying my feeble human mind just wasn’t comprehending the true threat of carpenter bees."commandersherald.comAI Deck-builder Won't Stop Adding Counterplay for Carpenter Bees | Commander's HeraldA new AI deck-builder is facing backlash from Magic players, who say it is obsessed with preparing for one specific threat: carpenter bees. 0167
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay, there was something about the new Dack Fayden card I couldn't put my finger on before, but I think I've got it now. 000
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Guillaume de l’Hôpital, eat your heart out. 000
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“If Mitch is a lich, then I think there are legitimate concerns over his grand plan and appropriate term limits. However, if Mitch is a zombie, brainless and controlled by outside malevolent forces, then that’s nothing new in the Senate and no cause for concern.”commandersherald.comMcConnell's Return Sparks Debate: Is Mitch A Zombie Or A Lich? | Commander's HeraldMitch McConnell's return from extended absence has sparked debates over whether the undead Senator should be considered a zombie or a lich. 12912
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Multiverse Yoshimaru only shares counters with other elites privileged enough to be considered Legendary like himself, while his Echoverse counterpart shares the wealth with those less fortunate, even if it will never benefit him. As such, we can conclude Jace taught him solidarity. In this essay I 1152
Reposted by Wilder NewyearScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6135941126
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m not sure I’m prepared to watch the Bears win 53-51 shootouts each week. #NFL 000
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“The Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade and Jim Crow Era? Never happened. All those West Africans just came over on their own one day for all the great jobs. Pre-Columbian civilization? Nope, Europeans were the first ones here. The pilgrims had Thanksgiving with themselves.”commandersherald.comU.S. Department of Education Hires The Theorist Jace Beleren to Remove "Bad Parts" From US History | Commander's HeraldWASHINGTON, DC — In a press conference earlier today, the United States Department of Education announced they would be hiring The Theorist, the fragment of Jace Beleren’s persona responsible for the ... 35424
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Today, I get to talk about possibly the most heinous and deplorable person in modern memory, and Jace Beleren is there too. My latest from the Commander's Herald: commandersherald.com/u-s-departme...commandersherald.comU.S. Department of Education Hires The Theorist Jace Beleren to Remove "Bad Parts" From US History | Commander's HeraldWASHINGTON, DC — In a press conference earlier today, the United States Department of Education announced they would be hiring The Theorist, the fragment of Jace Beleren’s persona responsible for the ... 042
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026At press time, Niv-Mizzet was on his way to New York to give a speech at the 9/11 Memorial and Museum, but was forced to leave the city after ICE intervention.commandersherald.comMamdani Visits Phyrexian Invasion Memorial in Show of Interplanar Solidarity | Commander's HeraldTenth District, RAVNICA – New York City plane politician Zohran Mamdani, in a show of respect for his new friend the living guildpact Niv-Mizzet, took an omenpath to honor a newly-created memorial doc... 02910
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Tam, listen to me. You need to go to a plant called Kylem. When you get there, there will be a massive building in the middle called Valor’s Reach. I need you to go around the building and find the sports book. What you’ll do there is put $100 on the Jags over the Browns… 030
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Okay, I’ve got Netflix set up. Now, which team is the Freeport and which is Geelong? #NFL #NFLMelbourne 020
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What followed was a 20 minute diatribe on how I’m anti-blue. How he was just doing what had to be done for the people he loved. In every scenario he was blameless, but it did not sound like he believed himself free of blame.commandersherald.comReality Fracture Charlie Kirk Doesn't Have Hole In Neck | Commander's Herald“The multiverse within my brain is more divided than ever,” Jace mumbles at me before wiping away a tear and continuing, “and the only person who understood that was gone.” The “man” known as The Theo... 1286
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me, oblivious to any of the themes, emotions, or story beats of the chapter: "What do you mean 'Unwashed Rice'? I thought that stuff was clean out of the bag!" 000
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"I believe my otherworldly powers can be used constructively, and I’d like to give back to the communities I’ve harmed. I may be unfathomable to the mortal mind, but I’m willing to respectfully engage in mortal politics.”commandersherald.comEmrakul Seeks Parole Hearing After 10 Years in Moon | Commander's HeraldINNISTRAD – Emrakul, the Eldrazi titan responsible for invading Innistrad, Zendikar, and some amount of planes we can’t list because they now never existed, released a statement this week confirming h... 0176
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026To all my followers, I am proud to announce on this day: FOOTBALL! 020
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ever the optimist, I’m choosing to believe Echoverse Mowu was the one that sparked, and he’s currently chasing Chatterfang around a field somewhere. 040
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Putting together two of todays big reveals into one. 020
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Millenials: "Why the hell did we learn to play Hot Cross Buns on a recorder. Who'd want that?" Nintendo: "Here's our new app that allows you to play Hot Cross Buns on a digital recorder." 061
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m sorry, but you can’t have “Two Story Clobberin’ Jace” and “Jace being assured he can choose who he is” in the same story without me evoking my childhood. #MTGStory 0102
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Apropos of nothing, here’s a 1954 segment from the Jack Benny Program that lambasts a song we probably remember from 1990 They Might Be Giants. Happy Sunday. youtu.be/e4s_xTlpnHU?...youtu.be1954 Jack Benny & Frank Nelson - Istanbul, Not Constantinople (radio Feb 21, 1954)YouTube video by The45Prof 000
Reposted by Wilder NewyearCommand Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026BREAKING! WotC Accidentally Announces Secret Lair: Pauper Horizons 211523
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Misreading “influential” as “under the influence” and double-barreling Vape Pens while I shotgun an Old Style. 100
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Every MTG story: Garruk: Gonna fight Jace. Everyone: Dude your brain is literally made of neurons. Garruk: Gonna fuck him up. -later- Garruk: AH MY BRAIN 1262
Wilder Newyear @wildernewyear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I appreciate that Ajani and I share the same Tall Guy mindset of “but what if I could pick them up like a baby?” 020