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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 8m
fitting, since men suffering debilitating sadness over relative trifles has been such fertile ground for murakami
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 25m
I don't know why I though it was Kaitlyn Dever at first.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27m
I wish I could have seen the stinkface creeping across my expression as I realized what this was about. I was also sad that Kaitlyn Dever had stooped so low until I realized they She's All That'd Julia Garner youtu.be/9aGeKSSyuhk?...
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The Altruists | Official Trailer | Netflix
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Gabriel Roth @gabrielroth.bsky.social · 58m
Whoa, I was unaware the latest Nobel laureate for literature has been reviewing pop concerts for the LRB www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Anne Carson · On Rosalía
We require heroism of our entertainers. We want them sacrificing themselves to a certain ultimate degree of input. No...
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1h
So he's dressed as an outsider who proudly arrived to defend some of the most brutal purveyors of chattel slavery and was quickly killed by a dude who later lost because he needed a nap
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1h
The opening set piece is one of the best things I've seen in a year full of amazing set pieces. Second favorite opening credits of 2026 behind Camp Miasma
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1h
is a key feature of the mandela effect your own gaslighting of yourself about the fact that you previously realized you'd been mandela'd?
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1h
And I keep forgetting this. Saw him in a movie trailer sometime later and thought "How much stuff did he have in the pipeline at the end?"
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 1h
i've been struck by the mandela effect re: keith david. i keep thinking he died. like i was thinking as we started watching The Lowdown that it was posthumously published.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 3h
omg crazy chaos kinnick
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 3h
Aida-oslave is redundant
text of screenshot from a wikipedia page: "Backstory: The Egyptians have captured and enslaved Aida, an Ethiopian princess."
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 3h
b) resisting (enduring?) eliminationism through representation and storytelling. I don't know that it all clicks but the parts a fantastic. Every shot's a painting. The people are beautiful. It's intensely moving. Shades of Todd Haynes at times. See it in the theater
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 3h
It couples grandiose concepts and presentation with fairly ordinary characters. It's an odd contrast, but I think it works if the heroism at the heart of the epic is a) existing as a queer person in an eliminationist culture, and
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 4h
finding out meant i no longer had to disappoint my child by not buying them because i didn't want to deal with them
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 4h
I don't know where that's ended up, but he's been proactive in the effort
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spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 4h
the police and fbi do not solve crimes, or protect us, they create crimes. the fbi groomed a child for two years until he was an adult so they could obtain more substantial charges and arranged for him to purchase a gun and ammo. the lack of criticism by reporters is vile.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 4h
hey
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 5h
It's not perfect but it's compelling and takes really big swings
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 5h
There's something wonderful about watching amazing performances by completely unfamiliar actors
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13h
FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 14h
Holy shit what a gorgeous movie
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 22h
October 7 is a very serious date and mocking or downplaying it is really insensitive Anyway, here’s Netanyahu with an AI Lego video about October 7 x.com/israelipm/st...
Lego showing 3 lego men with green headbands killing lego people
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 23h
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 23h
No you were challenged on the assertion that it's an issue getting "all the attention." You've provided evidence of the focus of your attention.
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daviss @daviss.org · 07/10/2026
Today is 9 months since Renee Good was shot in the head by ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who then walked away calling her a "fucking bitch". Afterwards, agents refused to allow a physician at the scene to render aid. No one has been held responsible for the killing. chaddavis.photography/sets/ice-in-...
A sign on the door of Modern Times. "We are closing today an observer was shot on 34th and portland. we love you. fuck ice they killed someone."
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you say so, bud.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your claim was that this issue is grabbing "all the attention" and you're showing me search results. That's *your* attention, which is clearly focused on Somalis
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I asked where. Not your rundown. Show me
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is like calling The Great Migration an epidemic: It's calling the people doing their best to get out of unendurable situations the problem.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sharing an 82-minute video sight unseen out of pure faith
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is how you do it
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh no! this organization might catch the blue flu! bsky.app/profile/marc...
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stop it. ICE brings nothing good to the table. They could cease all operations today at noon and we'd forget about them by dinner.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight: youtu.be/lBVxKt0gKDY?...
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LA BOLA NEGRA | Official Trailer | Netflix
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Those were the Salad Days" --me to my child, describing the time when it was safe to buy bagged salads
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do not speak to me, of this "Big Thief." I do not associate with scoundrels and villains.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hideo Kojima should make a Leisure Suit Larry game
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where's all this supposed attention on Somali gang violence originating? The three times I've seen you mention it in this thread are the three times I've seen it mentioned this month.
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AtomicPwrdRobot @atomicpwrdrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is my belief that David is a failed clone of Larry (combined with an illicitly-obtained material from Chi Chi Rodriguez, the elder Ellison's favorite pro golfer), as shown on the cover of the first Devo album. #thecompletetruthaboutdeevolution
The mutant visage of David Ellison, appearing on Devo's 1977 debut album, "Q: Are We Not Men? A: We are DEVO!"
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Party cannot fail. The Party can only be failed.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Jared Keeso productions
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guns are low-key powerful as hell.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/j4jtIDaeaWI?...
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Suzanne Vega, DNA - Tom's Diner
YouTube video by SuzanneVegaVEVO
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tom's Diner by Susan Vega
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i would like to apologize for proliferating misleading information regarding the neighborly relations of jimmy page and robbie williams
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what were you searching for that led you here?
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yes he is a very serious celeb
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's what makes it funny! he's worth $300M but here he's just the twerp bothering the kashmir guy, even though the kashmir guy is the unreasonable one
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did you know jimmy page and robbie williams have been in a decades-long feud over their neighboring properties (which are essentially castles iirc)? celebs are just like us!
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.architecturaldigest.com/story/katy-p...
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Katy Perry’s Dramatic Real Estate Win: Everything You Need To Know
From her convent controversy to the latest court ruling in a saga surrounding the $15 million purchase of a Montecito home—all the latest on Perry's real estate woes
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