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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 9h
ok, so Jack Smith wasn't in Atlanta for an NBA basketball game within a day of an important date in the MAGA anti-Trump conspiracy timeline, but surely you can understand the implications about American society if he were
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 12h
@timhodgson.bsky.social Michael Shannon REM presale at 10am on Friday
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 14h
smh at the gop conveniently forgetting about the Savior of Women's Basketball in order to attack a Black woman
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chicken tinga taco with cheese and cilantro
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we're doing tinga de pollo tonight
Reddish hued cooked chicken thighs in a bowl Same thighs in same bowl, shredded Shredded chicken in blue spoon smothered in and hovering above reddish sauce
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boys-n-Bison: Basin Tusslin'
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Touchy Feely Concerned With Athlete Emotion
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s called MARY POPPERS and its a harrowing journey into the depths of an amyl nitrite addiction www.avclub.com/mary-poppins...
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A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
A darker Mary Poppins TV series is in the works
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Church Of Jesus Christ, Cuck
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gm @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Church Of Jesus Christ, Cuck
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok but see he's term-limited and not running against a bridge troll under federal indictment whom everyone hates so of course it's different for him
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what folks really mean when they say they haven't heard of hot sauce on fish
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Trump appears to believe [THING HE WAS EXPRESSLY TOLD BY SCOTUS]" is really deep stuff, man
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't believe people aren't talking about "Boston" by Stella Lefty, a fixture on the Billboard Top 100 for 24 weeks and the number 2 song since the end of August
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What Folks Really Mean When They Say They Haven't Heard of Tillamook Cheddar
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Endgame Encore made Disney another 85 million at the global box office this weekend. All right I’ll say it: shouldn’t it have done better?
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ultimately, more people simply need to experience blank stares more often when they talk about things they like.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
limeys like lime
Guardian headline reading "Lime bike profits double as rider numbers surge in England"
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's good that Ole Miss's biggest win of the season was immediately rendered old news by the Gators because Rebels fans are happiest when living in the past.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
check out this hornet nest i saw 20 feet up in a maple the other day. they were mad about people having not heard a popular song
big ass paper mache ball hanging from a small branch in a tree with mostly red leaves
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Methought I was enamored of a fucking ass
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The other thing about this discourse is how much it has revealed a whole lot of people's talent for projection. Turns out can make anything phenomenon align with your priors if you shoehorn them into everything
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put Pattinson in everything
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was nearly 35 years old the first time I heard Get Low. It was at a wedding in 2014. I'm sorry that my not unfamiliarity with it when it was popular ruined people's enjoyment of it.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Choosin Texas discourse is mostly a bunch of people mad that others are aloof and/or not in tune with the things they like. It's very stupid. It certainly doesn't help that some of those others act like they're above it all, but I promise it's you can like stuff without the affirmation of others
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is "Choosin Texas" the one about another burrito or the one about going home with the armadillos?
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you fill a hotdog bun with whipped cream it's called a Cuyahoga Cannoli
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Found out a friend's boss is Josh Huepel's uncle
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing but sports on the TL here at The Sports Site
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons heard Tennessee was hoping to take the piss out of Texas, so he obliged them.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
failson brandon
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tennessee is due for an interception
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas guy stepped on the line. Stop with the replays
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got home and checking the discourse
Generals gathered in their masses

He canr see without his glasses
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
making up a new dem to get mad at
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dumb
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was dumb, Arch
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's not good for Tennessee
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Extra dramatic
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the people in the gallery look like these judges youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8?...
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Ken Lee Funniest Audition Ever | Idols Global | English Subtitles
YouTube video by Idols Global
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you're a 99% invisible subscriber you can listen to my episode in the "100 objects that made america" series today. it's a history of the sobriety chip, AA and its connection to the failures of prohibition and americans' love of a religion, and figuring out my own california sobriety :-)
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andor would have been on the list if Grogu were in it
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bob hoskins, sitting in the backseat of a car at the end of The Long Good Friday, looking like he knows he's fucked
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
people mad at the nyt for not including nerd shows on its popularity contest list should consider that nerd stuff isn't popular
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