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Well, the AI bubble is mostly companies that are young, attractive but insubstantial, and a bunch of middle-aged gay men are in charge of everything behind the scenes

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 4h

Ok I've looked at what the fujoshi are shipping though and very few of the market are into bears

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 8h

coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 5h

You've gained that lovin' feeling

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Call me pedantic, but if you’re doing a list of “Pro-wrestlers who now do ordinary jobs” you can’t include the one who’s an trapeeze artist for Cirque de Soleil

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 15h

"these edibles ain't shit"

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 15h

And the friend's sidekick who struck out on his own... has a drug problem! GROUNDED!

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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026

This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Other than Springer, who is generally depicted as a nice guy, why is every helicopter a dickhead

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I got an emergency appointment at the dentist this week, and I didn't initially clock because the nurse said "half past two". When I realised I actually rang my parents to tell them

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The metaphorical war in the Middle East appears to be being fought by Ben 10, Doreamon, Ultraman, and an exceptionally lost B-1 battle droid

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I mean given the lethality of lower-level OD&D every box in BECMI has diminishing returns

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

normalise reading your self-destructing instructions and then throwing them back into the sealed compartment with your boss

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The paper's the wrong ratio. If this was a real sign it would be a single sheet of A4 and they would have resized the font to fit all the text on.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

...am I looking at the right account? Where are the eyeballs?

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026

all-time heavyweight champion

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion
E extreme shivering or muscle pain
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

tries to escape the plague the Hard Way and the bullet just whistles harmlessly through the empty space between his ears

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I know I won't be the last Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, because I'm going to be hounded out of my post by the lobby hacks within a month after they hear this speech"

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

25 years old and yet this is my average evening

Billboard Alternative chart entry for "Wasting My Time" by the band Default.

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let's be perfectly fair here, it was nowhere *near* as bad as the Kia-Ora advert

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"For Sale: Baby Shoes, Inexplicably Large"

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sounds like someone's getting coal in their stocking this year

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my wife and I are building a 200 sukhe 20-cubit extension onto our yurt - and we're doing it completely by ourselves. Felt, canvas, lattice, ribs, crown - everything but the timber

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Helen Gittos @helengittos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is such a sorry & infuriating tale. Via @davidpetts1.bsky.social from another place. www.sarsen.org/2026/09/hist...

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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just seen it's Wikipedia's 25th birthday. The greatest website online, and possibly the internet's greatest fruit

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

they’re just making it up

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The speed limit signs on our side streets all have panels drawn by local schoolchildren about how hitting them with cars is bad and they are*delightful*

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't you just leave the house

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Priti "forced to resign in disgrace after breaking the Ministerial Code" as Home Secretary!

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I remember specifically that the Johnson cabinet was considered AT THE TIME to be full of legendarily bad choices, because every experienced Tory politician could see that actually having to implement Brexit was radioactive, and they all stayed the fuck away.

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"OK, what can you do about the non-ADHD cognitive problems that you acknowledge I have?" "Oh that's not *our* job. Go back to your GP."

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My (lack of diagnosis) basically went "ok we acknowledge your adult life is a shitshow and there is something wrong with your brain, but you didn't fuck up at school enough so it doesn't count"

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026

please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If only anyone at all at any point had mentioned this

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