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@ducklingsmith.bsky.social
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Fat nerd, unprofessional game dev. Mysteriously still alive. He/Him. ducklingsmith.itch.io

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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"He's a smeeee heeeeee"
Screenshot from Red Dwarf episode "Camille". Lister (just visible on the right) is trying to teach Kryten to be rude. Kryten, a mechanoid with an entirely hairless geometric head, is currently locking up while trying to describe Rimmer as a smeg head, only managing to call him a "smeeee heeeee".
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Screen capture from Star Trek: The Next Generation video board game. Kavok the Klingon is sat in the Enterprise captain's chair and is yelling in rage at a computer readout, eyes bugging out. There is a tracking distortion at the top of the image. The caption reads "Everyone was harmed during the making of this video."
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's hard work looking this good
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's character building but this is the character
Image from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Ratts Tyrell, Aleen podracer, moments before his tragic death in the Boonta Eve Classic podrace, 32BBY, horror evident on his face as he sees the oncoming stalagmite he is about to crash into
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A London Underground station roundel, but the station name in the (very tall) central blue bar reads "TfL are super litigious about their trade dress so good luck"
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
25 years old and yet this is my average evening
Billboard Alternative chart entry for "Wasting My Time" by the band Default.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Philosoraptor meme (a velociraptor with a quizzical expression, tapping his claw with a chin), captioned (confusingly) "GOOD JOB ROSE?"
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just to be clear this was last week and I was still on holiday
BBC News headline from Liverpool. 

THOUSANDS OF RED BULL CANS STOLEN IN OVERNIGHT RAID. 

The stolen stock is worth "tens of thousands", Merseyside police said.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry, it just popped in there
The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" logo except it reads "Katy Perry's Libcuck Boyfriend"
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The classic dril "drunk driving" tweet but with the word "drunk" crossed out so it n now reads "driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"The government said an independent review into [ADHD] services and what is behind the rising demand, including whether there is over-diagnosis of these conditions, would be published soon." Cool. Hey, unrelatedly, about the independent report that already came out. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
5. ADHD under or over-diagnosis in the UK? England and the rest of the UK have much lower service recognition and treatment rates of ADHD diagnosis compared with other European countries (e.g. Norway, Denmark, Spain) (7–9). Recent data show a very high level of under-recognition and under-treatment of strictly diagnosed ADHD, with significant inequalities in access to care (e.g. minority groups). For example, for those who meet strict diagnostic criteria for ADHD, fewer than one-third of children have contact with any type of mental health service (7), and only 15–25% of adults and children obtain pharmacological treatment (9). This means that demand on services is very likely to continue to rise. There is also concern by some about potential over-medicalisation and over-diagnosis and a lack of regulation of ADHD service providers as this has been reported in some parts of the world. Some also raise concerns about ADHD self-diagnosis based on information from social media. However, currently there is no good evidence on what percentage of those waiting to see a clinician have self-diagnosed ADHD using social media and eventually meet or do not meet ADHD diagnostic criteria after a high-quality assessment. We only know currently that in England, recognised rates of ADHD are lower than the expected prevalence of ADHD. Early needs-led support that is uncoupled from clinician diagnosis, provision of non-pharmacological support, strict regulation of ADHD clinical service providers and high-quality data to enable monitoring of diagnosis and treatment rates across all services will be important for allaying such concerns.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
‘Well, no, Clive,’ said the captain, looking embarrassed. ‘I’d be very worried if I saw a man singing the national anthem and waving the flag, sir. It’s really a thing foreigners do.’ ‘Really? Why?’ ‘We don’t need to show we’re patriotic, sir. I mean, this is Ankh-Morpork. We don’t have to make a big fuss about being the best, sir. We just know.’
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The spots were nice, but the infinity mirror rooms were some of the most beautiful things I ever saw.
An infinity mirror room, with sparkling lights in the darkness reflected forever, mostly green. Shadowed reflections of the visitors are visible nearby.An infinity mirror room, with sparkling lights in the darkness reflected forever, mostly deep blue. Shadowed reflections of the visitors are visible nearby.An infinity mirror room, with sparkling lights in the darkness reflected forever, mostly red and blue. In the foreground, a white male with glasses and short grey hair is taking a selfie.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Legend and A View to a Kill were being filmed on adjacent lots, leading to the most concentrated sex appeal on camera ever
Tim Curry and Grace Jones, in Tim Curry's dressing room. Grace Jones is dressed in all black with dreadlocks, and is staring fiercely at the camera. Tim Curry is wearing a white dressing gown, but is in his full head makeup for The Darkness in Legend - he is an enormous red demon. The sockets for his horns are visible but the horns are not attached. He is giving a toothy snarl at the camera but somehow looks less scary than Grace Jones.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can't even open her own pouchy. Has to get the butler to serve dinner.
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is in the kitchen. She is looking up at the photographer with her mouth open, mid-meow.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How does she even cope with how difficult her life is
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is asleep on a mat at the conservatory door, sprawled out with her head on the doorframe. She is tucked into a shady spot just out of the sun. All four paws are on display in their little white socks.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The three panel "Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot" meme.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think I've actually found the reference panel they used for that absurd chin
Superman in a black suit with a silver S-shield, having just emerged from a crashed robot suit. He has a mullet and an absurdly disproportionate chin that nobody caught in the edit. He is saying, "Don't let the outfit fool you. I'm Superman - and I'm back." 90s comics were very silly.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The cover of the fake board game "Blast Radius" from Fallout 4. Four children are playing a game with a board marked with various hazard symbols. A spinner that looks like a mushroom cloud is in the centre. The box reads "BLAST RADIUS. Use quick reaction and skill to get to a safe distance."
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah alright
A photo of the partial solar eclipse taken at the peak in Liverpool, UK. The sky of weirdly orange. The bottom of the sun's disk looks like it's missing,a curved wedge obscured.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Text box from the game The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, badly edited to read "With this POLITICIAN'S CANCELLATION the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@nickroche.bsky.social Everyone in the new Transformers game has been taking filler tips from Overlord it seems
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sundays are so hard for them
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is lying on her side on the carpet facing away from the camera, in a manner that looks like she just tipped over sideways from a standing position.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That was definitely something I remember in the Ginn Reading 360 scheme. I have a distinct memory of the first book we ever read together in class being on a big easel while we all sat on the carpet. Can't find any pictures of the big version though.
Six children's books in the Ginn Reading 360 series, with simple red covers with a large cover illustration, and a one-word title. They are the entire level 1 series. The books are "Look", "Here", "Help", "Home", "Lad", and "Ben".
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Patsy says well done for the work period.
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is looking over the shoulder up at the camera, her mouth slightly open as she makes a remarkably dainty noise. Please ignore that her fur is all over the carpet.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
An album cover in the style of the "Now That's What I Call Music" series, with a bright circular patterned background. 

The album title is "Now That's What I Call Little Kitty Snores".
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Screenshot of tweet from user @SadiqoJN, "sadiq", dated 7th December 2018.

Why do bash "dead-beat" dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is a really useful way to think and I will definitely apply it to my elderly cat, who can still climb up on the windowsill to people watch.
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is asleep sprawled it on the landing carpet, her white paws tucked up under her face.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Groundskeeper Willie is angrily shaking his fist out of the office window. 

Caption: Damn Socialists! They ruined Socialism.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
She is a delight and I love her. Maybe there is hope for other hairy lazy greedy bastards.
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is sat very politely with her front paws daintily together, her white blazon on full display. She is looking at the photographer and very politely meowing. A delightful creature.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I can get away with these jokes because of how *little* I resemble my cat, who is very food motivated, likes to lounge around the place a lot, pretends she is kind of aloof but really desires constant affection, probably should get her hair brushed, snores,
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is lying on her side on the carpet with one ear tucked under her head. She has her paws tucked up and is showing her extensive belly fluff to the photographer as a demonstration of trust and comfort.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
BoredPanda article headline that reads "50 Images Exposing Just How Incredibly Similar Some Pets And Their Owners Are".
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Please enjoy this Maximum Sploot, very rare given her arthritis.
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is lying full on her back with her front paws tucked up to her chest. One ear is under her head. She is looking upside down at the camera, desirous of attention. Her full secret white belly flash is on display. The carpet needs hoovering.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Six frames from The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demon King's Castle. A thief demonstrating his dangerous dagger.
"My knife, you see... is coated in poison. The smallest cut can be fatal. Take care. My knife... has quite a burn."
The thief licks the knife blade to look cool then realises what he has done.
"I shouldn't have licked it."
The thief is immediately dead in front of the heroes.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Case in point
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is lying on her side on the floor in a dimly-lit landing. She is completely flat, limbs disorganised and stretched out. Her tongue is slightly stuck out.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ha, this is in the text on the latest Instagram post. I feel like feedback is already being received.
You can pre-order these seekers over on Hasbro Pulse and they will ship fall off 2027.

A common question I get is if Sunstorm will ever get a Tetrajet release and I think we can make that happen in the future.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Quake and Quakeworld are the foundations nearly every modern game stands upon, but it does feel a bit like this
If your city had produced one of human civilisation’s most important cultural forces ever; a group of individuals who in their global significance almost transcended the bounds of the human; who became demi-gods, responsible for changing not only the sound of a planet’s music and the shape of its culture but the look and structure of its societies, then you could be forgiven for making a bit of a fuss about it. Yet you can’t help thinking that Liverpool does go on a bit about The Beatles.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hastily edited screenshot from the Simpsons. A TV showing a quickly scribbled card reading "Note: Maxi died on the way back to his home planet."
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I feel that you all ought to know that Patsy has temporarily forgotten about her tongue
A close-up on Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, lying on her side with her paws tucked up. She is looking at the camera. The pink tip of her tongue is gently sticking out of her mouth.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is flopped on one side, sleeping uncurled. This is the coolest spot of floor in the house and she is taking full advantage.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is just a harness. This is for when you want to go to That Particular Club and your assless chaps don't have enough pockets
A torso shot of a model wearing a silver mesh t-shirt and a silver puffer jacket. Over the top is a black pleather "Commodore Backpack Holster", which looks like some sort of fetishwear with pockets.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I thought this was the BBC doing a belated return to 3D TV, but no, somehow it's even stupider than that
Cropped section of BBC Sport website.

(Hyperlink) Experience this match in 3D.

England v D R Congo, BBC Sport.

(Play button) Watch live.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
what else
Splash page from Transformers UK comic story "Victory!" An action close-up on Grimlock slicing Megatron in half lengthways with his energy sword. Megatron is screaming "NEEEARRGH!" and there is a huge "SHAKKOOOSH" sound effect right down the page following the sword slash. The title is printed in huge type across the bottom.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The costume was previously less volcanic, so it's possible the Deathwingification of BalSac* was actually based on that warrior tier set. The influence of GWAR on WoW tier sets rather than the other way round is less up for debate * what a phrase
BalSac the Jaws of Death, lead vocalist of GWAR, playing the guitar against a cartoon mountain backdrop. He is dressed as a barbarian warrior with painted-on abs, some sort of animal pelt wrapped round his shoulders with huge spiked pauldrons. His horned helmet is shaped like a giant pair of metal jaws that encase his entire head.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I tried explaining this to Patsy, but she says that this "future" thing I keep talking about is made up and "consequences" are a human lie to save all the Lick-e-Lix for themselves
The photographer (in fetching khaki slacks) is lying on a grey couch with a desk in the background. Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is asleep on the couch by his knees. She has one paw tucked under her chin, and the delightful pink toebeans on her back paw are poking out from under her belly.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Promotional still for the film Cocaine Bear. A stark black and white shot of a snarling grizzly bear, covered in white powder that is flying off his fur.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
SOLD
The Henshin Hero is great for players who want to play an exciting and heroic type of character (who maybe ham it up a bit) and enjoy flashy gear.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Comfortable
Patsy, a whiskery tuxedo cat, is asleep on her side on the sofa, curled up into a ball with her front paws tucked up to her chest. One of her ears is under her head. The big white flash on her neck is on full display.
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Ducky @ducklingsmith.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Here we go!
Panel from The Bash Street Kids, The Beano 4114. Smiffy is entering the classroom where Spotty is already sat at a desk, looking sad.

Smiffy: Hey, Spotty!

Spotty: Sigh... I'm fed up with being called Spotty. There's more to me than spots, you know!
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