Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The self checkout at the grocery store really full sends the names of the produce you punch in, presumably to stop people from scanning everything as bananas or whatever but it’s always so jarring getting a like “put your L I M E S in the bag”, it says it such vitriol 010
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The fan in my office has been making this clanking noise for a couple months when I run it in high and the best way to get it to stop is to pull my phone out to try and get a recording of it 000
Reposted by Eric Rudkingreat and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i like this post so much ive thought about it everyday since seeing it so i wanted to draw it #fireemblem 81387491
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I ran a paired state my ass would be trying to drop the directional from the title before those other chumps do it. If Virginia can get away with not having to be East Virginia, why can’t we’re just be “Dakota” 100
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This stat is wild because the Green Bay Packers have also played three football games and are not 1, 2 and 3 in this category of worst offensive games 000
Reposted by Eric RudkinWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026NieR:Automata The End of YoRHa Edition is $15.99 on US eShop buff.ly/n4mSHpg (Steam) $13.60 GMG XP Offer buff.ly/rhW28UX #ad 24816
Reposted by Eric RudkinTDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv 9584231
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Another 2-1 prerelease, winning at the 2-0 table continues to elude me 000
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One thing you GOTTA know about me, if I get a mythic in the prerelease kit, it’s going in the deck 100
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gotta say, I’m proud of myself for resisting the call of WoW Forever this week because ngl I’ve been Tempted 100
Reposted by Eric Rudkin🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026well well well, if it isn’t ol’ 12793133
Reposted by Eric Rudkinchevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 22/09/2026so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement 11310435
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Headlines that rule if you pretend sports don’t exist 000
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave Live Thread I suppose? I went Leda route first because of course I did. Enjoying the cast of characters so far as we roll up on Dagsion but Sirocco might have the most flimsy excuse for joining a party of pretty much any RPG I’ve ever seen 100
Reposted by Eric RudkinKhayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time 3360691390
Reposted by Eric RudkinThew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations 3132171096
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026dollar for dollar, job job still the best jackbox game by a mile 000
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I could not be a scientist for many reasons, but my ass would absolutely not have the confidence to: 1. identify that this cat is not a cat that anyone knows 2. tell all my scientist friends that I think I found a cat that no one's ever seen before 100
Reposted by Eric RudkinInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty. 432026250
Reposted by Eric RudkinThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme… 81557218
Reposted by Eric RudkinBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 183119542009
Reposted by Eric Rudkingem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863801686
Reposted by Eric RudkinJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i've developed a new persona for this season: The Football Dad. i'm a football fan – but i'm also a dad. you can expect a lot in the way of, "arrgh i want to watch the game, but my kid wants to watch sesame street! oh noooo haha." you all are in for something truly special 1679840
Reposted by Eric RudkinMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026He puts words together in ways that words have never been put together before. An AI proof man. 451504112
Reposted by Eric RudkinAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 40146784830
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Monster Guts a weird track but that dude can fuckin belt man 000
Reposted by Eric RudkinSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2026You, yes, you, have more rushing yards than Clemson 1317113
Reposted by Eric Rudkinbel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026when u see claude on the github repo 1371982158
Reposted by Eric RudkinAdagio @adagio.fucknerds.town · 05/09/2026Cheering for LSU and shaking my head the whole time so the people in the stadium know disagree with Lane Kiffin 052
Reposted by Eric RudkinInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Now in Gunmetal Grey! 242128582644
Reposted by Eric RudkinUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough 8983872025
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That's still gonna be 40 MILLION people once they achieve their very reasonable goal of 1 billion people on Xbox every single day 020
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026To beat scovillain you must be pure of heart and not afraid to just beat the shit out of him, even though he’s just a little guy and it’s his birthday 000
Reposted by Eric Rudkinturtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one. 113318920
Reposted by Eric RudkinSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 29/08/2026Enjoying my can of Big XII Monster Energy after preparing it "Philadelphia Style" (soft boiled) 75810
Reposted by Eric Rudkinwint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs 1037831999
Eric Rudkin @dtjmelons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Doing a farmers carry at the gym with the amount of weight I’m down since my heaviest is the most “damn bitch you lived like this?” I’ve had in quite some time 020
Reposted by Eric RudkinUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then 2332461184
Reposted by Eric RudkinMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026 771352130
Reposted by Eric RudkinPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/02/2026POV you are about to lose at Guess Who 303680607
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