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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Listening to this absolute bozo moron Schlereth is like a throwback to a different era.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/09/2026

The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask

The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ah the Bengals, making me yearn for death's embrace.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This crystallizes a lot of what I feel about college sports these days.

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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A lasting legacy of polio is the fact that Nordstrom will, to this day, sell you two different-sized shoes for the price of one. This was done to differentiate themselves in the marketplace to serve the large population of polio survivors with different sized limbs/feet (incl possibly Mrs Nordstrom)

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the list of 9/11 victim hoaxers is a small group of small time conmen and demented pity seekers. and also the president of the united states.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Time to watch Silo, the stupid terrible show that I hate.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You would think a guy who spends half his life fatly cheating at golf would have some conception of how "grass" works, but this is a special brain we're dealing with.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

“The shit has hit the fan”

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I would, in general, prefer a massive thunderstorm not park itself over the east side and dump four inches of rain in less than hour. I preferred my basement before it was a fetid brown pool.

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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social Ferran Torres for Spain is exploring new frontiers in the Wet Guy space

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

*angrily hurling an inflated kangaroo to the ground*

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K Views

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
CABO VERDE
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K Views

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K Views

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

RIP Brother Bone, you had a terrific run.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Where the fuck is “Evansdale”?

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The tackiest, most embarrassing shit imaginable.

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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I genuinely feel sick. A company reached out to me on IG, linking me to an AI version of myself. You can even ask "me" questions. They are also advertising it using an AI photo of me. They told me if I like it, they will give me free access... to my own fucking content that they stole. /1

A screenshot of the advertisement with an AI image of Lindsey and a brain, with text that says: YOUR BODY HAS A HISTORY. ASK ABOUT IT."

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Just based on visuals, Sal Stewart should hit about .850 in Queens.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

NBC choosing to make this about Tottenham finishing 17th instead of literally anything else is a choice.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I am an American aquarium drinker

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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Columbus, Cleveland, Cincinnati

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

A giant fabulous BALLROOM

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The New Spencer Torkelson’s Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Remember when Xavier beat UC in the Crosstown Shootout (again)? Pleased to donate to this incredible cause, now more than ever.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The worst people on earth own everything and get everything they want and then get mad when you don’t thank them for it.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Pope Leo: "The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants, yet it is held together by a multitude of supportive brothers and sisters.”

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This is an absolutely loaded matchup.

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Time to watch Ed Baldwin nuke the Moon or some other insane shit

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Dan @dsmith1980.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Looting the taxpayers to funnel money to right-wing grifters. Ohio government is an absolute cesspool, there's not even one thought given to doing anything that could actually improve someone's life.

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The Rooster @rooster.info · 25/03/2026

It’s especially egregious if you’re familiar with Tony Dungy’s virulently anti-LGBTQ views, including peddling the infamous “litter boxes in classrooms” hoax.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

These Fox Nation shows are literally all Teenjus

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