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David S. Salet

@dsalet1.bsky.social
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I contain multitudes. 🇺🇸🇪🇸

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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 53m
Damn it! Now I can't like Metallica anymore?!
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Flags are at half staff throughout Republican strongholds as they mourn the loss of their brave MAGA Republican fighters who were eliminated during the vicious Ukrainian attacks on Russian Bot Farms. Trump is expected to give them Presidential Medals of Freedom in honor of their sacrifice.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was watching "Home Improvement" and Mark was questioning the existence of Santa Claus and I was like "YOUR DAD. IS. SANTA CLAUS!"
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you're bothered by the color of someone's skin or what country they come from or who they love, Woody Guthrie says you're a little bitch.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am a MAN! I drink my coffee COWBOY-STYLE! With a sprinkle of CINNAMON!
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Louise @bombaycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why don't quarterbacks look tough anymore? When did quarterbacks stop looking tough?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm American. I moved to Spain. I'm just worried about what they might do to me.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's also good to remember BUD/S is based in San Diego, for the, you know, Support The Troops crowd.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just think she's full of shit.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How worried should I be about ICE when I fly into Miami from Madrid?
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have bad posture—be a man!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The US also got super lucky that Theodore Roosevelt was able to ascend to the presidency, because without him the rich would’ve done much more damage.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a little weird seeing how much Spain (or at least Galicia) appreciates Americana. I call it "Españacana." Anyway, I had a burger for lunch today at this place.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've heard the chatter, and make no mistake: the ONLY reason why the US military is talking about invading Cuba is because Marco Rubio knows that he'll never be president, and the only way he'll have any kind of legacy will be as hero to Miami's Cuban Republicans. That's the whole thing.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We all know they're only turning on Trump because of gas prices, right? If gas was under $3.50, they'd all still be more than cool with the ICE killings, war crimes, food recalls, public land sell-offs, and his other authoritarian bullshit.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't stand that smug bastard.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man shit.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus Christ, don’t these people ever feel embarrassed?!
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a Leo.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, I'm a Lions fan because I was born on August 9! The universe wants me to be a Lions fan!
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just don't think Democrats winning in '24 and '28 is gonna change much, 'cause when/if they start talking about dismantling ICE or reducing its role, conservatives' "national security" hackles are gonna rise again and get us a Tucker Carlson presidency.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just don't think Democrats winning in '24 and '28 is gonna change much, 'cause when/if they start talking about dismantling ICE or reducing its role, conservatives' "national security" hackles are gonna rise again and get us a Tucker Carlson presidency.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The party's called Vox, and they're basically a copy/paste of MAGA.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spain's right wing is trying.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just one for me.
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Earthworm Jim Swings in Retro Game
ALT: Earthworm Jim Swings in Retro Game
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How come film pictures look so much better than digital pictures? Even the pictures from disposable cameras look nicer than digital.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've seen this same take about so many places, I think it's easier to say that everyone sucks at driving.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I voted for Trump 'cause he says what thinks." I don't give a fuck, dude. Brashness is not intelligence, dumbass.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone else feel like everything's about to fall apart?
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where I was living, the highest gas got under Biden was about $3.90, and fell, by the end of his term, to a little below $3; now it's above $4.40 in that area. And to think: lower gas prices was the big issue in 2024.
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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Basically, the only reason why it is playing out like this is because China is not yet ready to step into the role of global leader, even as America surrenders the position.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is, however, a BBC in Bay City, Texas!
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That guy's a damn sociopath.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone pleeeeaaasseeeee beat them up and take their lunch money.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've never thought about who my favorite Country artist is, but I do think Alan Jackson has a hell of a catalog, so, yeah, now that I think about it: Alan Jackson is my favorite Country artist.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After my accident, hanging out with my cousin after school, we would watch a lot of CMT and my knowledge and interest in Country picked up considerably; I loved Brooks & Dunn and Trace Adkins and Alan Jackson.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I grew up as a casual Country Music listener. My mom would listen to Patsy Cline, the Disney Channel featured Leanne Rhymes a few times, Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks were popular.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope people are learning, from all the food recalls, that government regulations are NECESSARY! Jesus Christ, Theodore Roosevelt knew this over a hundred years ago!
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
3 things I want to do in Miami that I probably won't get to do: - Croquetas at Islas Canarias - Hotdog at Arbetter's - Books at Books & Books
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Montana Free Press and Montana PBS aren't bad, right?
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is so freakin' interesting! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejun...
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Anthropologist Answers Evolution Questions
YouTube video by WIRED
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
[lying in bed after sex] Sorry for all the screaming, I'm afraid of the dark
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