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David S. Salet

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Louise @bombaycrone.bsky.social · 19h
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why don't quarterbacks look tough anymore? When did quarterbacks stop looking tough?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have bad posture—be a man!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The US also got super lucky that Theodore Roosevelt was able to ascend to the presidency, because without him the rich would’ve done much more damage.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a little weird seeing how much Spain (or at least Galicia) appreciates Americana. I call it "Españacana." Anyway, I had a burger for lunch today at this place.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've heard the chatter, and make no mistake: the ONLY reason why the US military is talking about invading Cuba is because Marco Rubio knows that he'll never be president, and the only way he'll have any kind of legacy will be as hero to Miami's Cuban Republicans. That's the whole thing.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We all know they're only turning on Trump because of gas prices, right? If gas was under $3.50, they'd all still be more than cool with the ICE killings, war crimes, food recalls, public land sell-offs, and his other authoritarian bullshit.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man shit.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus Christ, don’t these people ever feel embarrassed?!
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just don't think Democrats winning in '24 and '28 is gonna change much, 'cause when/if they start talking about dismantling ICE or reducing its role, conservatives' "national security" hackles are gonna rise again and get us a Tucker Carlson presidency.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How come film pictures look so much better than digital pictures? Even the pictures from disposable cameras look nicer than digital.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone else feel like everything's about to fall apart?
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where I was living, the highest gas got under Biden was about $3.90, and fell, by the end of his term, to a little below $3; now it's above $4.40 in that area. And to think: lower gas prices was the big issue in 2024.
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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Basically, the only reason why it is playing out like this is because China is not yet ready to step into the role of global leader, even as America surrenders the position.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I grew up as a casual Country Music listener. My mom would listen to Patsy Cline, the Disney Channel featured Leanne Rhymes a few times, Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks were popular.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope people are learning, from all the food recalls, that government regulations are NECESSARY! Jesus Christ, Theodore Roosevelt knew this over a hundred years ago!
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
3 things I want to do in Miami that I probably won't get to do: - Croquetas at Islas Canarias - Hotdog at Arbetter's - Books at Books & Books
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is so freakin' interesting! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejun...
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Anthropologist Answers Evolution Questions
YouTube video by WIRED
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
[lying in bed after sex] Sorry for all the screaming, I'm afraid of the dark
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was thinking about airport codes, and just so you know: LOL = Lovelock, Nevada OMG = Omega, Nairobi SMH = Sapmanga, Papua New Guinea Unfortunately, there is no WTF or DTF.
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🎃 frey from the AAAA! 👻 @freyfromthea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"our ai could end humanity within ten years" seems bad man, here's an idea: turn it off??? unplug the server??? STOP MAKING IT??? idk i'm just spitballing here
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here I am at a stretch of Roman aqueduct.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I used to think politics in the US were uniquely stupid, but, nah, politics are stupid everywhere.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And, really: why not?
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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Incredibly naive to expect professional soldiers who devoted their lives to upholding the predominate social order to magically turn into rebels and revolutionaries in uniform. They're not going to turn on the system that promoted them. That's why the military was never "woke" nor could it be.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"He is a wilderness looking out at the wild." -Wendell Berry, "Window Poems" RIP
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm sad. There's so much unreasonable hate and conflict in the world and it just... makes me really sad.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reality TV? I’m not even interested in my own life
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reading the news...
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think, of all the current Republicans, Hegseth was the only one who could keep MAGA going.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I know in the first few seasons of "Friends" the cast were in their mid-20s, and in the whole run of the show they went from their mid-20s to mid-30s, but why did it feel like they were always in their 40s?
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm a car!"
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love seeing how miserable Marco Rubio has made himself cozying up to MAGA because he’s so desperate to be president, and he doesn’t realize he’s sold his soul and he’ll never be president.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And, like FDR, I think this makes the case for Pritzker: a principled progressive who's already so rich he can't be bought.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anyone else get extra depressed on their birthday?
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The problem with single-issue voters is that there aren't any single-issue politicians. If you vote for them because of one issue, you're still voting for their whole platform.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Alright, Europeans—no more acting like you're better than Americans. It's not like there aren't also a ton of fat, dumb, right-wing nutjobs here too.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If I need to get the gist of some current event or public issue, I look for whoever has the center-left point of view. Center-leftists always have the best grasp of things.
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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One of the things the right absolutely does not want to be reminded of is which administration imposed COVID restrictions on them, or who Dr. Fauci worked for at that time.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[Doing my Ukrainian literature research] “I have to go Google Gogol.”
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I kind of roll my eyes when people say "Back in the day" when talking about the 1980s or whatever, because I read a lot of history books and have a different concept of time, and for me "Back in the day" means, like, the 1860s or before.
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David S. Salet @dsalet1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There are so many Wes Anderson movies I want to like (because they're so visually cool), but the writing can be so weird and off-putting. I'm giving "Asteroid City" one more try.
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