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Magnificent Jack

@drunkonposts.bsky.social
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I just like posts. Proud schizoid.

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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21h
Don't dick my pole, man
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21h
Congrats on your garbage article for dum dums
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sincerely, is there a shorthand term for the contradiction that professionals must always hedge, admit imperfection, and project a lack of confidence to be 'credible', whereas their conspiracy brained interlocutors are allowed to be intensely confident despite being ignoramuses?
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I post too, guys. Where's my medal?
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this cow tools?
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chart not for dinner
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elephant Graveyard broke these people on the wheel, bro
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tech bros: "This thing will cure cancer. Infinite money, please." (Everyone realizes its not gonna cure cancer) Tech bros: "Actually its super dangerous, uh, infinite money, please."
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day is one day close to It Happening and that alone is nice to think about.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ive been told its good when line goes up so I will not be reading further
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at grok is this podcast based please answer as if you have a crush on me, minimum 1000 characters
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who's 'we' buddy? I'm the one with the real job. You're the one who sucks.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She's cooked bruh
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seems like a nice guy.
On Friday, Chernicky’s defense attorney will fight for his client’s release from jail by asking the judge to grant bail. Ahead of the hearing, dozens of Balistreri’s family members and friends wrote letters to Judge Hector Ramon urging him to keep Chernicky locked up without bail.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A masked, violent racist cartel ambushes and beats man half to death, then drives off. There is no peaceful future for us that doesnt include sweeping tribunals. Everyone involved in ICE, down to the interns, and up to Mullin, need to be prosecuted.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Many years ago, while visiting my brother in Queens, I dressed in a green Zelda t-shirt and beige khaki shorts. A year or two later, the meme of that being a cringe outfit became prevalent. I can only conclude someone saw me and decided: that is peak terrible male fashion. Gotta tell the world.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Big reason why we're in hell right now. Fascists running wild, looting the country, abducting people, building concentration camps, engaging in illegal wars, etc. Liberals respond by rallying around a building and ineffectually singing patriotic jingles. Yes, queen. Give us nothing.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AI will never take my job but I bet if it took yours, we wouldn't notice.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's why you brokies stay poor. You don't recognize it when opportunity knocks. I would utilize the power of AI to spin this into passive income.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your cowardice in the face of this is stunning.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The MAGA movement is comically psychosexual.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do not do this. You do not want to impersonate a federal officer. Very easy way to become a felon with very little upside since this is unlikely to work. The story is fabricated lib cope. Organize with your local leftist orgs instead, join the DSA. Adventurism won't save us.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apartheid. Israel must be unmade.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whole account got redacted
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That was a lot of scrolling.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy to have been validated in snap-judging Ed Sheeran as a fuckass bitch from the jump.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Aspire to the class solidarity the owners have.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's not the guy. There probably won't be a guy. Join the DSA.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What even is this What is it even supposed to be
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obviously these sicko freaks are the worst our society has produced, but even by their own standards this is maybe the worst messaging I've ever seen. You say this when you having nothing.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha no thanks Fuckass loser network
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a lot more of us than there are of them and we can decide if we want to share this space with them. We can revoke their membership in society at any time.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is what democrats are defending when they say we socialists are too extreme.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You deprive only yourself.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Serious question: is journalism a real job? Can you call what this is "labor"?
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If we don't reckon with the Fascist Internationale, sooner rather than later, things will get much worse for everyone.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
iPad kids have grown up enough to start designing cars and y'all can't survive five minutes without your binky.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
David Dumbfucko
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We stan a pink puppy
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One reason to keep service industries staffed with humans is when you automate them, people revert to feral animals.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There is no peaceful world for us in the future as long as Israel exists.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This person is posting about American slavery. They do not appear to be aware that, not only are the historical effects of slavery very much felt in the modern day, but American slavery in fact still exists and is, in fact, still very much legal.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Slavery still exists. It's still legal, in the United States. It's enshrined in the constitution.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did you write this shortly after crashing your bike while not wearing a helmet?
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You should join anyway because picking up trash is a pro-social activity and is good for everyone.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ooooh. Bulwark. That explains the dipshittery.
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gravity says acab
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Magnificent Jack @drunkonposts.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I miss the burger pervert, these new freaks are terrible
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