Reposted by Patrick SmithDarach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 10hI was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”. 1033872
Reposted by Patrick SmithPaul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jimmy is human except when he is with the mods & then they're all Muppets. Sting is a Muppet until he's shown working as a bellboy & then Jimmy sees him as a mere human. On his solitary trip back to Brighton at the end, Jimmy flips back & forth between human & Muppet. This thing writes itself! 083
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yup. Competing with daylight is HARD. You need to stuff a lot of light down the waveguide and that needs chunky light sources which chuck out their heat to somewhere The user's head, in this case 100
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A descendant of John Constable came in to judge our class art competition. Because artistic sensitivity is like the Force and runs strongly in bloodlines 170
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0oR...youtube.comAlas Smith and Jones - The StakeoutYouTube video by Paul Butler 000
Reposted by Patrick SmithBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 22/09/20261/x Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama is taken hostage in a lifeboat, and US Navy SEALs end it after five days. The snipers dealt with the guys in the lifeboat. The Belgians dealt with the guy at the top of the whole trade. A thread. 112244
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Not yet... but soon: 1am tomorrow night. Enjoy your last days longer than night in 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZe...youtube.comEquinox TitlesYouTube video by thehumancartoon 000
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One of the really fun things about Andor is that "TIE fighter photoshopped into a picture of the Scottish Highlands" is the sort of thing you'd see on www.b3ta.com and here it is in ACTUAL STAR WARS 020
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Edinburgh Minute's investigative reporting now being recognised in city council meetings. A model for new local journalism. If you're in Ed, subscribe 010
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe 000
Reposted by Patrick SmithTom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"I want you to remember…my hand…at your throat…I want…you to remember…the one man who beat you." 23415
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I know there are fans of Local Hero on here www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...bbc.co.ukThe Reunion - Gregory’s Girl and Local Hero - BBC SoundsCast members from landmark Scottish films Gregory's Girl and Local Hero are reunited. 000
Reposted by Patrick Smithherodotuspenguin.bsky.social @herodotuspenguin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I went to a posh restaurant in a cellar of a Georgian building in UK. A sign outside said “entrance”, pointing to a low archway. I ducked through the archway … and slid down the steep inner embrasure of the window I’d walked through, and landed on a restaurant table below with a loud crash. (1/2) 31748
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@ewacat.bsky.social Debris field in LEO alert. Satellite USA32 was 788km up, now it is a potential Kessler Syndrome patient zero keeptrack.space/ktoc-notice/... 361
Reposted by Patrick SmithBrainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think about this HST paragraph a lot. From www.espn.com/espn/page2/s... 536581
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This reminded me of the *supremely annoying* set of coasters from an AirBnB we stayed at Yellow Submarine‽ Really? You couldn't think of maybe another famous cover from a late Beatles album? 000
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you watched #PendasFen last night and didn't mutter "five rounds rapid" at a couple of key scenes you're made of more Elgarian stuff than I 110
Reposted by Patrick SmithKirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Le vent se lève !… Il faut tenter de vivre! 011
Reposted by Patrick SmithOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Perhaps the best bit of the article is the bit when Michelle Phillips of the Mamas & The Papas goes to see Star Wars, and suggests where some of the gear that was doing the rounds that night might have come from 1688
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Uh oh, has someone been asking Multivac how to reverse entropy? 000
Reposted by Patrick SmithAngus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026🎶 Black canary on the Pallas by the front door, Who watches over you Taking leave of your house nevermore 163
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Why is there a live Serie A game on my telly? 110
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is the "answers to last week's questions" bit from the start of Round The Horne. Brilliant. 010
Reposted by Patrick SmithBear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME 23841895
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026You think this is going to be a whole page for one joke, and then every panel is a piece of genius Lost it at the hand of glory 000
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Quick tip for tourists: make sure you take any drinking water from *upstream* of the Cowgate 010
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Yup. The Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen both published in 1986. 40 years since the lights went out all over superheroes. I rather hoped we'd see them lit again in our lifetime. 100
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Would make a good double bill with Night Train to Munich (1940) 000
Reposted by Patrick SmithPin Lu @pinlu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Straw bales in the field, Fife, August 2026 011
Reposted by Patrick SmithJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We say, Airbud style, that there's nothing in the rules that says you can't have Bruce Campbell on the team for a notoriously hard pub quiz that has a Bruce Campbell round. Bruce points out there's a John Carpenter round. says he'll give Empire John's phone number but he may not get here in time /8 583143
Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Good example of how the 19th century invented the romantic idea of "The Scottish Highlands". The 4 castles depicted here date from: 1840, 1848, 1856 and, er, *1932* 010
Reposted by Patrick SmithEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026“Whey” www.instagram.com/louiscollene... 5509144
Reposted by Patrick SmithAndy Mitchell @andymitchellmedia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The Edinburgh Festival Fringe starts this weekend but the 416 pages of tiny print in the weighty programme are nothing less than daunting. So I'm hankering after simpler times, and dug out my programme from 50 years ago (1976) which was a single fold-out sheet. And there's more.../ 1158