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Patrick Smith

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Astronomical optics, get 'em while they're cold

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 10h
I was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”.
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 10h
"We've rocked down to Electric Avenue by mistake"
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Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jimmy is human except when he is with the mods & then they're all Muppets. Sting is a Muppet until he's shown working as a bellboy & then Jimmy sees him as a mere human. On his solitary trip back to Brighton at the end, Jimmy flips back & forth between human & Muppet. This thing writes itself!
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Count Arthur Brass #moorcocklightent
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup. Competing with daylight is HARD. You need to stuff a lot of light down the waveguide and that needs chunky light sources which chuck out their heat to somewhere The user's head, in this case
headline about Air3 smart glasses scalding their users' heads
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A descendant of John Constable came in to judge our class art competition. Because artistic sensitivity is like the Force and runs strongly in bloodlines
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0oR...
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Alas Smith and Jones - The Stakeout
YouTube video by Paul Butler
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1/x Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama is taken hostage in a lifeboat, and US Navy SEALs end it after five days. The snipers dealt with the guys in the lifeboat. The Belgians dealt with the guy at the top of the whole trade. A thread.
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not yet... but soon: 1am tomorrow night. Enjoy your last days longer than night in 2026 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZe...
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Equinox Titles
YouTube video by thehumancartoon
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the really fun things about Andor is that "TIE fighter photoshopped into a picture of the Scottish Highlands" is the sort of thing you'd see on www.b3ta.com and here it is in ACTUAL STAR WARS
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Edinburgh Minute's investigative reporting now being recognised in city council meetings. A model for new local journalism. If you're in Ed, subscribe
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning.
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe
The Edgley Optica in Slipstream (1989)
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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I want you to remember…my hand…at your throat…I want…you to remember…the one man who beat you."
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know there are fans of Local Hero on here www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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The Reunion - Gregory’s Girl and Local Hero - BBC Sounds
Cast members from landmark Scottish films Gregory's Girl and Local Hero are reunited.
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herodotuspenguin.bsky.social @herodotuspenguin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I went to a posh restaurant in a cellar of a Georgian building in UK. A sign outside said “entrance”, pointing to a low archway. I ducked through the archway … and slid down the steep inner embrasure of the window I’d walked through, and landed on a restaurant table below with a loud crash. (1/2)
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@ewacat.bsky.social Debris field in LEO alert. Satellite USA32 was 788km up, now it is a potential Kessler Syndrome patient zero keeptrack.space/ktoc-notice/...
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's like Joe Don baker taught us nothing
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think about this HST paragraph a lot. From www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This reminded me of the *supremely annoying* set of coasters from an AirBnB we stayed at Yellow Submarine‽ Really? You couldn't think of maybe another famous cover from a late Beatles album?
Set of 8 coasters depicting Beatles album covers. Fair enough. Between the White Album and Let It Be we have, of course... Yellow Submarine?
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you watched #PendasFen last night and didn't mutter "five rounds rapid" at a couple of key scenes you're made of more Elgarian stuff than I
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The three main cast members of the sitcom Nightingales, cheesing it up
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Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Le vent se lève !… Il faut tenter de vivre!
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Perhaps the best bit of the article is the bit when Michelle Phillips of the Mamas & The Papas goes to see Star Wars, and suggests where some of the gear that was doing the rounds that night might have come from
“I didn’t even know Harrison was an actor. I remember getting dragged to Star Wars at 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning. I was sitting there, watching the screen, and all of a sudden Harrison comes on and I gasped and said, ‘That’s my pot dealer!’ ”
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Einar was the nice one
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Uh oh, has someone been asking Multivac how to reverse entropy?
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🎶 Black canary on the Pallas by the front door, Who watches over you Taking leave of your house nevermore
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why is there a live Serie A game on my telly?
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is the "answers to last week's questions" bit from the start of Round The Horne. Brilliant.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You think this is going to be a whole page for one joke, and then every panel is a piece of genius Lost it at the hand of glory
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
James Ward-Prowse to Southampton is it?
Rembrandt's The Return of the Prodigal Son
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 26/08/2026
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All The Things meme
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Raise the flags of all nations!"
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Quick tip for tourists: make sure you take any drinking water from *upstream* of the Cowgate
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@strongmisgiving.bsky.social Baby steps.
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yup. The Dark Knight Returns and Watchmen both published in 1986. 40 years since the lights went out all over superheroes. I rather hoped we'd see them lit again in our lifetime.
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The poster for the film "Green for Danger" juxtaposed with Billy Ocean's single "Red Light Spells Danger" and Harry Hill proposing they settle this with a fight
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Would make a good double bill with Night Train to Munich (1940)
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Pin Lu @pinlu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Straw bales in the field, Fife, August 2026
Straw bales in the field, Fife, August 2026
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We say, Airbud style, that there's nothing in the rules that says you can't have Bruce Campbell on the team for a notoriously hard pub quiz that has a Bruce Campbell round. Bruce points out there's a John Carpenter round. says he'll give Empire John's phone number but he may not get here in time /8
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Inca chief from the Tintin story Le Temple du Soleil calling for a colander to view a partial eclipse. Of course that eclipse is going to be total, but he doesn't realise what's happening. Odd for a people who were big on astronomy and sun-worship but there you go
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Patrick Smith @drpaddysmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good example of how the 19th century invented the romantic idea of "The Scottish Highlands". The 4 castles depicted here date from: 1840, 1848, 1856 and, er, *1932*
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Whey” www.instagram.com/louiscollene...
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Mal Franks @merseymal.com · 10/08/2026
Fry and Laurie as John and Peter. Probably cursing Marjorie
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Stray Toasters 1 (2802)
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Andy Mitchell @andymitchellmedia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Edinburgh Festival Fringe starts this weekend but the 416 pages of tiny print in the weighty programme are nothing less than daunting. So I'm hankering after simpler times, and dug out my programme from 50 years ago (1976) which was a single fold-out sheet. And there's more.../
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