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Dr. Bradley Mexico

@drmexi.co
750 followers 418 following 245 posts

Writer of the great American Novel, affectionately referred to as horror-slop

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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 14/02/2026
Just kissed my wife right on the lips for Valentine's Woowee, can't wait to see her again next year!
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 28/01/2026
The curtains open— a man stands smiling on the stage, giving a friendly wave to the crowd. Another man charges at him from off stage right, slicing him in two with a katana, for realsies. The audience erupts with laughter. The curtains close.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 28/01/2026
Need to send a package through the mail bc I'm bored but can't bc of all the snow and frickin ice #WOKE
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/01/2026
ChatGPY, my pee is Gatorade blue, explain how this isn't a problem NOW
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/01/2026
I peed out a small piece of pepperoni into a urinal at an arcade in McKinney TX when I was a child and nobody will believe me. They all think I'm crazy
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 30/12/2025
Just received a large inheritance from my ghoulish parents. Enough for a ripe banana or two and and a nice stint in the fuck oh fuck I am so out of ideas at this point, pls like this skeet my family is starving.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 29/12/2025
It's okay to abandon your family so that you can write the great American Novel
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 29/12/2025
going to the local romantasy book store several times as a straight man
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I’m here u fuckass
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Bruno de Figueiredo @dieubussy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Yesterday, I uploaded the ISO image of one of the rarest videogames known to exist, of which a single copy is known to exist in the online world. After years of appeals, its owner finally agreed to share it with me so that I could in turn share it with the world.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/04/2025
I'm going to be a father 🥹
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 12/04/2025
Epigenetic memories of Detroit, MI
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 10/04/2025
i know people say autism can't be cured because it's not a disease but i think we should try curing it by giving every autistic person five million dollars in cash
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 12/04/2025
god forbid a divorced dad catches a vibe at the club
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 06/04/2025
What are we, a bunch of Asians??
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 05/04/2025
Looking at bluesky rn
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 27/02/2025
They're doing this to me every single day
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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The weather report in Dubai is just a guy dressed as the sun whispering "Forever" into the camera for an entire minute.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 27/02/2025
Not being able to blow people up with your mind is a form of torture
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 16/02/2025
Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 24/12/2024
Finally faced my fears and I am no longer afraid of Chinese dragons
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 24/12/2024
Nosferatu 2024
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 21/12/2024
They're letting me eat all of this
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 21/12/2024
In a secret location for Christmas
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 19/12/2024
Chapulín Colorado is an honorable scientist studying mischief and justice. He is well respected among our circle
Chapulín Colorado, a respectable scientist studying mischief and justice
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
I JUST FUCKING KILLED SANTA CLAUSE IN A SUBURBAN ILLINOIS TOWN DURING MY CUSTODY WEEKEND WITH MY SON
I picked a bad day to be divorced. Now I have to be "The Santa Clause!" 😵‍💫
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
What if there was an evil Chinese guy?
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
A healthy newborn pair of twins named Viper and Concrete
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 17/12/2024
It's finally happened
My mother has allowed me to cigarette smoken and fortnite playing. Yippee
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
Every time a coworker asks me to do something I go "oof!" and drop all my rings on the floor
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
Evil wife prevents angelic husband from gambling which is good for you
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
The SEC has prevented me from doing something extremely funny once again
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 08/12/2024
It takes a lot of courage to go nonverbal at the Mexican grocery store actually
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Will I understand Shakira if I haven’t seen Akira
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 05/12/2024
Have you ever heard of the sad clown, tamagotchi?
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 04/12/2024
Drinking two beers and falling asleep world champion
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 01/12/2024
One man's ass is another man's pleasure
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 01/12/2024
Just sent a guy to christmas hell for decorating wrong
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 30/11/2024
all of my sons hatched today 🥰
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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I torment my son by threatening to take him to the fictional restaurant “Broccoli King” where they serve Broccoli nuggets, broccoli and broccoli sandwiches on broccoli bread, broccoli burgers, and to drink brocolate milk which is like chocolate milk but broccoli.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 26/11/2024
Everyone sitting together for a lavish Thanksgiving dinner underneath a tasteful and imposingly large framed portrait of two gay baboons kissing
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 23/11/2024
This drive-thru boring as hell, gonna start drinking and playing fortnight on my phone
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 19/11/2024
A lot of Thanksgiving pilgrims (thanksgiving's grinch) out there folks, not one speck of thankfulness in their hearts, barely any giant inflatable turkey decorations, you hate to see it
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 15/11/2024
This app is getting closer and closer to being good
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Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The Ben Garrison cum strip but the MAGA guy is Jon with the white stains on his face.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 19/10/2024
This to DefTones
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/10/2024
Wait, this isn't a normal sandwich, it's a freakwich⁉️ my wife totally FREAKED this wich??
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