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Dr. Bradley Mexico

@drmexi.co
750 followers 418 following 245 posts

Writer of the great American Novel, affectionately referred to as horror-slop

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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 14/02/2026
Just kissed my wife right on the lips for Valentine's Woowee, can't wait to see her again next year!
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 28/01/2026
The curtains open— a man stands smiling on the stage, giving a friendly wave to the crowd. Another man charges at him from off stage right, slicing him in two with a katana, for realsies. The audience erupts with laughter. The curtains close.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 28/01/2026
Need to send a package through the mail bc I'm bored but can't bc of all the snow and frickin ice #WOKE
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/01/2026
Ye
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/01/2026
ChatGPY, my pee is Gatorade blue, explain how this isn't a problem NOW
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/01/2026
I peed out a small piece of pepperoni into a urinal at an arcade in McKinney TX when I was a child and nobody will believe me. They all think I'm crazy
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 30/12/2025
Just received a large inheritance from my ghoulish parents. Enough for a ripe banana or two and and a nice stint in the fuck oh fuck I am so out of ideas at this point, pls like this skeet my family is starving.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 30/12/2025
Scrapping everything right fucking now
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 29/12/2025
I'm looking and I see
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 29/12/2025
It's okay to abandon your family so that you can write the great American Novel
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 29/12/2025
dressing as a mysterious werewolf and reading by myself in the corner
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 29/12/2025
going to the local romantasy book store several times as a straight man
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I’m here u fuckass
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Bruno de Figueiredo @dieubussy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Yesterday, I uploaded the ISO image of one of the rarest videogames known to exist, of which a single copy is known to exist in the online world. After years of appeals, its owner finally agreed to share it with me so that I could in turn share it with the world.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/04/2025
I'm going to be a father 🥹
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 12/04/2025
Epigenetic memories of Detroit, MI
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 10/04/2025
i know people say autism can't be cured because it's not a disease but i think we should try curing it by giving every autistic person five million dollars in cash
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 12/04/2025
god forbid a divorced dad catches a vibe at the club
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 06/04/2025
What are we, a bunch of Asians??
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 05/04/2025
thankee!
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 05/04/2025
typical, *sigh* you passed out back there friend, you seem okay but those bandits took your lollipop, yada yada
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 05/04/2025
Looking at bluesky rn
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 27/02/2025
They're doing this to me every single day
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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The weather report in Dubai is just a guy dressed as the sun whispering "Forever" into the camera for an entire minute.
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 27/02/2025
Not being able to blow people up with your mind is a form of torture
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 16/02/2025
Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 24/12/2024
Finally faced my fears and I am no longer afraid of Chinese dragons
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 24/12/2024
Nosferatu 2024
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 21/12/2024
They're letting me eat all of this
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 21/12/2024
In a secret location for Christmas
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 19/12/2024
Chapulín Colorado is an honorable scientist studying mischief and justice. He is well respected among our circle
Chapulín Colorado, a respectable scientist studying mischief and justice
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
I JUST FUCKING KILLED SANTA CLAUSE IN A SUBURBAN ILLINOIS TOWN DURING MY CUSTODY WEEKEND WITH MY SON
I picked a bad day to be divorced. Now I have to be "The Santa Clause!" 😵‍💫
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
What if there was an evil Chinese guy?
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
A healthy newborn pair of twins named Viper and Concrete
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
I'm taxes 😔
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 18/12/2024
I was going to complain about the price, but then I saw that it was the perfect car
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 17/12/2024
It's finally happened
My mother has allowed me to cigarette smoken and fortnite playing. Yippee
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
Yuuuuuup
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
Every time a coworker asks me to do something I go "oof!" and drop all my rings on the floor
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
Evil wife prevents angelic husband from gambling which is good for you
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
incredible if true
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 13/12/2024
The SEC has prevented me from doing something extremely funny once again
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 08/12/2024
It takes a lot of courage to go nonverbal at the Mexican grocery store actually
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 08/12/2024
yeeeeep
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Will I understand Shakira if I haven’t seen Akira
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 06/12/2024
Time for endurance and fortitude training
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Dr. Bradley Mexico @drmexi.co · 06/12/2024
He'll survive 😤
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