Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 3hNot The Onion, somehow 83810
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We're watching a Tasting History episode, and the dog we're sitting fucking hates Thomas Jefferson. She's fine when Max or the guest chef is on screen, but any time Tommy shows up she starts growing and pacing. 242
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 01/10/2026Jazz Jism Jr would be good drag name 1143
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible. 381783327
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Riley Black 🏳️⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tyrant Lizard Queen comes out one month from today! I hope you love Snaggletooth as much as I loved writing her for you. 🦖us.macmillan.comTyrant Lizard QueenFrom the author of the beloved The Last Days of the Dinosaurs, an imaginative celebration of T. rex from hatching to adulthoodTyrannosaurus rex is a prehisto... 18927
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 27/09/2026🎶Oh by gosh by jingle, it’s time to logon to Christian Mingle🎶 061
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 26/09/2026@hrm-kristin-i.gay just called my whole situation "a vulvenis" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀 051
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/09/2026German vote update, Berlin edition (I am neither a German citizen nor resident): This time, it was Die Linke (the Left) that won, and they can form a solid coalition with SPD and Die Grünen (the Greens). This is really good news for Die Linke’s agenda to expropriate housing from Landlords. 140
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/09/2026Another German vote update (I am not a German citizen and I do not live in Germany): The AfD won in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern (MeckPomm), but the SPD (center-left) got close to them. No one won majority, so the SPD can probably form a coalition with Die Grünen (the Greens) and Die Linke (the Left). 130
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 21/09/2026Shout out to the dolls with 50 lbs of depression weight 💜 041
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat (spoopy) 🐈⬛🎃 @lediva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026brb, gonna incorporate myself (derogatory) 031
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 21/09/2026Wouldn’t it be great if we could do that with our own debt? Just spin off a company that just so it can go bankrupt? 2205
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 17/09/2026In today’s #ttrpg realizations, I realized that @mattcolville.bsky.social looks like an owlbear 061
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 15/09/2026Wait, so you’re telling me that all Israel had to do was…*checks notes*…accept the hostages…? Aaaaand we’re still defending their actions, huh? 050
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026If you’re like me and you look at the EU being like the United Federation of Planets from here in the Cardassian Empire, some things to think about with the AfD election win: (They’re still hard right and therefore a threat to humanity as a whole, imo, but some nuance might help to calibrate) 032
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 07/09/2026Dark Sun is so metal that there wasn’t enough metal leftover for Athas 021
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Sylvia, Mother of Violation @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Oh. Oh they knew exactly what they were doing. Yeah uh… see this movie holy shit. 6699
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026If you’re a non-German and you’re worried about the AfD winning the election, I would suggest the following: 1. Remember that it’s at the state level, not the federal level. This is only the vote in Sachsen-Anhalt. It’s one of the old East German states and it’s smaller (11th out of 16). 141
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Stop trying to hate yourself into a version that you think is somehow more deserving of love. This one's right here already. 16925
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 07/09/2026Dark Sun is so metal that there wasn’t enough metal leftover for Athas 021
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 05/09/2026TFW you’re home alone, high, and forget you have surround sound 040
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 04/09/2026This has been running through my head every day for three days. Especially the bit about wanting to be the “messy ass auntie at the cookout.” Just to be human like everyone else. Damn.youtu.beWhat we really want from trans people YouTube video by HopeGiselle 072
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 03/09/2026"We’re old. Every decision feels like you’re trying to stick the landing on your whole life." This is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year 071
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 03/09/2026"We’re old. Every decision feels like you’re trying to stick the landing on your whole life." This is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year 071
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026I’m going to recontextualize this for myself cause this was the single raddest thing I’ve ever seen live 0111
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026Me when Joe Bastianich knows the planets are all different sizes 052
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026At least someone is getting some mortgage relief 142
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026At least this national broadcast captured my misery 1231
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Mixty @mixty.pet · 22/08/2026“The economy is booming” Sure, then why have I come across the 10th job listing today that points to another job board that points to an AI slop JD that’s surely not a scam… 121
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/08/2026I also got older yesterday and got myself immunity to shingles 270
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 21/08/2026"International assassin" always implies the existence of national assassins, or possibly local assassins. Every midsized town has a minor assassin working out of a storefront at the mall between the Cinnabon and the UBreakIFix guy 5449363
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 15/08/2026Some dude with a kid rang my doorbell and wanted to share a bible verse with me then acted like I was being rude for saying no thanks. What the fuck, I feel like I have a right to not be preached at in my own home. 5321
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 15/08/2026You should probably see Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma 4425
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 12/08/2026While I will never wear this dress again, I will always remember it for the happy occasion for which I wore it 💜 1120
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 12/08/2026This has been the best news that she’s had all summer. This post is just the tip of the iceberg of "I’m a Canadian now" bits that she’s done within the last hour of hearing this news 😂 2211
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 11/08/2026You don't get to play it both ways. "She can say what she wants! But when the people on her political cause offend me, we have to remember sports are for entertainment and we must keep it that way," says MEDIA MEMBER of america's largest newspaper driving transphobic public opinion. 2728
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Dawn of the Dead (1978) @dawnandr0meda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Transphobia, like Zionism, is one of those things that some people desperately want to pretend is not an inherently right wing opinion because they know that makes it much tougher to launder at dinner parties 06817
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 10/08/2026Stroke the meat 2154
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 06/08/2026"A thoroughly filthy fellow" has to be my favorite pull quote from The Crown 051
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 05/08/2026Excuse me? 272
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 05/08/2026The Cubs might be pretty good 162
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 02/08/2026The kids in Narnia really should have used the time dilation of the wardrobe to make a plan to kill Hitler or something 1508
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 27/07/2026 My favorite #sdcc cosplay 1991
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 27/07/2026Seriously tho that show is way more fun to watch than I expected and I find myself rooting for Elizabeth when she comes into her own 040
Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 27/07/2026The best part about watching The Crown with @hrm-kristin-i.gay is us both doing the royal accent for very mundane things 0101
Reposted by Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 19/07/2026Little House on the Prairie is like Red Dead Redemption 2 from the perspective of one of the people Arthur beats the shit out of to collect a debt 1143
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