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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔

@drjosie.lgbt
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Josie Tired tech tranny. Clocky yet invisible. Minors DNI 🔞

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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 17/09/2026
In today’s #ttrpg realizations, I realized that @mattcolville.bsky.social looks like an owlbear
Two YouTube thumbnails side by side on a tv screen. 

The first is "Basically Owlbears" by Runesmith, posted 2 months ago, and features a thumbnail with three owlbears and the text, "WHY CAN'T OWLBEARS FLY?" 

The other is "Prep Can Be Literally Easy and Actually Fun" by Matthew Colville, posted 3 years ago, and features a thumbnail of Matt Colville in an MCDM tshirt, smiling, and making a "magic fingers" gesture. He looks remarkably like the Owlbears in the first video thumbnail.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 12/04/2026
Yes, Bradley McWordsalad. You have very important thoughts that people are definitely paying attention to. Definitely not a bot.
From a responder's profile:

58 followers 23 following 3.7K posts
Positioning intelligence for FX and macro markets.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 02/04/2026
Lmao Duolingo. Hard unrelate.
Share from Duolingo German with the text “Haben Sie keine Angst. Ich bin Polizist.“

Translation reads: ”Don’t be afraid. I am a police officer.“
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 14/03/2026
Bringing the hard femme today
Josie in a brown tank top and glasses sitting in a diner booth looking at the camera
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/03/2026
I NEED this figurine
Still from Star Trek: Lower Decks, featuring a figurine of a Klingon woman raising a batleth overhead and performing a battle cry
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 27/02/2026
”chode“
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/02/2026
How’s this @hrm-kristin-i.gay?
Lego model of the Enterprise D from Star Trek: the Next Generation, on a tall shelf
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 06/02/2026
Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned (And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
Josie in an airplane seat looking at the camera
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 15/01/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A photo of a TV screen showing a kestrel with the caption "windfucker"
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 01/01/2026
Things I have figured out about the Duolingo characters #43: Oskar is a judgy old fashioned gay man. He's VERY insistent that his "roommate" is NOT his boyfriend, and then he gives me this shit: (In English: "My table is very modern and beautiful. Your table is old and ugly.")
Oskar from Duolingo, saying in German, "Mein Tisch ist sehr
modern und schön. Dein
Tisch ist alt und hässlich!"

In English, "my table is very modern and beautiful. Your table is old and ugly."
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 29/12/2025
My autism brings all the dolls to the yard And they’re like, it’s better than yours Damn right, it’s better than yours I could teach you, but I’d have to charge
New York Post web headline that reads: ”How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD“
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 23/12/2025
Over 30 selfie? 49 here
Josie sitting in an airplane seat looking at the camera
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 07/12/2025
My new tattoo 💚🐸💚 for a special family member
A tattoo of a princess frog done in Frog and Toad style
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 26/11/2025
First Natty Boh. It’s legit.
A cup of Natty Boh
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 01/11/2025
Your wife misses you 😘😘😘
Josie looking up at the camera on a hotel bed, wearing blood red panties
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 01/11/2025
Full pic
Josie looking at the camera in a window airplane seat, wearing blue and brown glasses, brown metallic lipstick, and smoky eye. Her hair is in a pompadour with gray streaks showing.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 16/10/2025
I am literally a slutt datafag
Caption: "yooo norwegian is wild"
Screencap of Google Translate from Norwegian to English, showing the translation "datafag" to "computer science"
Caption: "norwegian is not a serious language"
Screencap of Google Translate from Norwegian to English, showing the translation "slutt datafag" to "graduate computer science"
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 14/09/2025
You can find cute girls at Red Robin
Josie in a cream colored sweater sitting in a Red Robin lobby
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 20/07/2025
I too have a view!
Kristin's beautiful cleavage framed in a bright blue tank top
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 16/07/2025
My hair turned out pretty when I let it down
Josie in a Chicago Cubs tank, smiling at the camera
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 09/07/2025
If you want to be a girl, you can just be a girl 41 vs 48 (almost 49)
Unhappy pre-transition Josie in a "would you like to know more" T-shirt, caffeine molecule poster in the background Happy post-transition Josie in a tight light-blue low-cut top and pompadour
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/07/2025
I've got a pretty clocky voice so probably not
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 04/07/2025
I'm just stunned at how lucky I am to be with this kind, funny, charming, and utterly gorgeous woman
Kristin looking down at the table in front of her
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 03/07/2025
Lucky girl
Josie looking coyly at the camera while lying on her bed
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 29/06/2025
I am! Got my look ready! 💃🏻🏳️‍⚧️🌈
Josie in a white tennis skirt, pink sports bra, and a cropped Toronto Scepters (aka Torontosexual) tee
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 28/06/2025
You have a cute voice! Loving your video replies
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 28/06/2025
What is your second favorite meal?
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 28/06/2025
What special interests can you talk about for hours?
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 28/06/2025
Do you have any crushes?
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 12/06/2025
Sometimes I feel attractive
Josie in an airplane window seat wearing over ear headphones and a green tank top
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 15/05/2025
...and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy." Didn't feel too good about it. 🎶🎵 You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵
Screencap from "The Sound of Music" where Maria is singing to the Von Trapp children with a picturesque alpine background
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 03/05/2025
She's one to talk! @hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social
Kristin, looking pretty in a gray cardigan over a Cubs tee, in a café in Seattle
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 27/04/2025
48 40Plus Bluesky, tap in with a pic
Josie smiling at the camera with little red glasses, a blue badge lanyard, and beige U-neck top
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 16/04/2025
Tom Paris from ST:Voyager coughs up his tongue and then smiles sheepishly
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 06/04/2025
repost with a pic and your age 48 (49 later this year)
Josie, a white trans woman, wearing a red sweater, red glasses, a blue badge lanyard, and a high ponytail, smiles at the camera for a selfie in front of stainless steel stalls in a women's restroom
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 31/03/2025
The Visible Trans Woman #TDOV
Josie, a white trans woman, taking a selfie against a white wall
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 25/03/2025
I'm kinda hot I think?
Josie, a white trans woman, in black underwear and a tight burgundy long sleeve scoop neck top, hair in a bun, taking a mirror selfie
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 24/03/2025
Br brbr br br brbr br brbr br brbr br br brbr br
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 15/03/2025
Classic GIF of a man being thrown into a green dumpster
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 10/03/2025
2019 vs 2025
A bearded moustachioed Josie with curled ends to her moustache. She perhaps wanted to resemble one of the men from the opening sequence of Cheers A much more beautiful and self assured Josie, even though she has Novocaine mouth
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 30/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist Lol I'm frightened and allured, and I don't think she'd make the best therapist
Aubrey plaza wearing a suit and an FBI badge around her neck with open mouth and a very cheeky expression
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 29/01/2025
Did you know that prior to transition, I invented women?
A screenshot of a post from r/girlsarentreal that's a pic of what looks like a google search for "who invented women" and an answer card titled "John Woman: Inventor." Below the title are two photos of bearded white men
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 29/01/2025
What's your opinion of this user?
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 21/01/2025
Fuck you, I'm a woman.
Josie, a defiant white trans woman in a burgundy low-cut top and jeans, with tummy a little bit visible
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 21/01/2025
You might not know or remember the reference:
Quote from "Spells, Charms, and Incantations":

"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese."

There are also other quotes but that is the one highlighted here.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 18/01/2025
Who, me?
Josie, a white trans woman, with light makeup, dark red lip, red glasses, a garnet pendant, and a low-cut form-fitting long-sleeve white top, looking at the camera and smiling coyly
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 10/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Still from Star Trek: Lower Decks Episode 9 of Season 3, 
 “Trusted Sources," feating a redheaded reporter delivering a report and an image of the Cerritos in the upper left corner
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/01/2025
Sssh! Respect the other patrons or I'll have to take disciplinary measures
Josie, a white trans woman, in a library setting, wearing a burgundy long-sleeved scoop-neck top, purple glasses, a salt-and-pepper ponytail with an undercut, and a blue badge lanyard. She is looking over her glasses and shushing you while she thrusts her chest out
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 06/01/2025
Good morning all you cute trannies, I decided that it's dress week (at least for myself)
Josie, a white trans woman, sitting down in an open office environment, wearing a blue dress with colored horizontal stripes, red glasses, and makeup, also wearing a lanyard with a pixelated badge
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 05/01/2025
It's actually darker now because we can't possibly watch this show with the light on, it's so fucking (literally) dark
Josie, a white trans woman in very dim lighting, looking at the camera
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