Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I
@hrm-kristin-i.gay
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A not so online tranny she/her pfp by @dsoart.com my opinions are mine, not my job’s
A not so online tranny she/her pfp by @dsoart.com my opinions are mine, not my job’s
![Tiffany from Masterchef with the caption “like there’re [the planets] just different sizes”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:noligddictxfsm3lgmgijquj/bafkreidj3j3xzsxszjljrxz4gfetgwgfxcxhckcd6wenfaq24hqqkdgx7q)
![pansexual chaser who watched too much moneyball:
guys, you're still trying to replace your ex wives. i told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. now, what we might be able to do is re-create them. re-create them in the aggregate
your ex wife third base percentage was .477, yours was .324 and yours was .291. add that up, and you get
[snapping his fingers and pointing]
he/they jonah hill: 1.092
chaser: divided by 3
he/they jonah hill: .364
chaser: that's what we're looking for... 3 dl trannies each whose average is
[snapping his fingers and pointing]
he/they jonah hill: .364](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l4f4sll2chc6cqchysd57yuy/bafkreiai4ii32fzcxmwvqqn3hrstxndojc4uuhc6v4oqkwvtrgsd25hcea)
