Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 1hWe're watching a Tasting History episode, and the dog we're sitting fucking hates Thomas Jefferson. She's fine when Max or the guest chef is on screen, but any time Tommy shows up she starts growing and pacing. 242
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 2hMusic streaming services need a "no live versions" setting. 120
Reposted by Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇Alicia E. Goranson | Vampire: The Masquerade: Blood Doll @aliciagoranson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What's happening, #seattle #trans & #non-cis #nerds? Our NEXT local Seattle Trans & Non-Cis Nerd Meet-up! Hooray! Come hang with us on SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3rd @ 2-4:30 PM at: Chance Encounter Games (a quiet space!) (Near 64th & Roosevelt - south of the Roosevelt stop on the Link) Great to see you! 154
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I kinda like when I'm reading an SFF book and there's a chapter that's just a world building essay. Like, hell yeah I'll read a fictional future history about the invention and colloquialisms around your FTL, or about the reproductive and cultural norms of this fictional planet. 010
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My two-day new hire orientation happens to line up with a big event here in town, so I get three days in a row of learning all about the corporate culture and leadership principles. 🙃 020
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Time for two rousing days of ✨corporate onboarding✨, complete with hold music before the 7:30am presentation begins. 030
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"The bus comes every 15 minutes, and yesterday I was 15 minutes early, so I can save some stress and catch the next one." - the idiot who will instead be late because the bus is 12 minutes delayed. 120
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New job started me with a MacBook, and I'm fighting for my life with decades of keyboard shortcut muscle memory. MacOS is frustratingly inconsistent with what uses Ctrl, Alt, or Cmd. 140
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Starting my first day at the new job with a 30 minute call to IT over a completely predictable flaw in the onboarding process. Their hold music was actually pretty good, but it cut off in the middle of the song and restarted it way too frequently. 050
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We got a second cat. His name is Linus, and he's a very scared and shy tripod (missing a hind leg), and I immediately fell in love. I cried multiple times in the shelter when meeting him. 071
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026An email the next day asking me to rate the parking lot I used at the doctor? No, I'm not going to rate a fucking parking lot. 020
Reposted by Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇Taylor 🏳️🌈𖤐 @awfulcreature.satan.social · 10/09/2026Planning for the foreseeable future ✨ 053
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This guy's job, essentially. I was a white person intermediary between Indian devs and Southern clients. The receptionist said, in not at many words, that my being a native English speaker was a distinct advantage in getting hired. And all this was while I was still in college.static.klipy.comOffice Space: People Skills RantAlt: The scene from office space, wherein the guy who takes the requirements from the customer and brings them to the engineers, has his breakdown in front of the Bobs. 131
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When watching rug videos I can't help but think it's a lot of soap and water to use on a rug that very clearly nobody gave a shit about. 000
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What GIF pops up when you type your name? (Followed by a *bunch* from the similarly named creepy doll horror movie)static.klipy.comYelling Megan!Alt: One of the characters from some Disney show with a scrunched up look on his face, saying "Megan" in a short loop 040
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Nothing quite like a sandwich on a baguette you baked yourself that morning. 040
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Finally needed to schedule an appointment for another set of estradiol pellets. They've lasted a solid 18 months, and my levels are only just dipping below 100 pg/mL. 010
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Probably the 1992 presidential election. Nickelodeon did this thing where you could call in for who you wanted to win, and I remember thinking we should go with Bush since he already had the job and must be okay at it. Probably good we don't let 5 year olds vote. 020
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026After very nearly a year unemployed, today I signed an offer letter for a job, and I'll be starting next month. I am *unbelievably* relieved. It happened really quickly too. A former coworker reached out about the opening on his team less than 2 weeks ago. 360
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Finished a full interview loop and now my brain is jello for the foreseeable future (which is shorter because jello can't see the future). Optimistic though! 030
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Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can usually suspend my disbelief when playing video games, but occasionally I'm really left wondering about the ecology of a huge boss monster in a dungeon. Like, what are you eating, my guy? And how did you get in here? 040
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"Thank you for taking the time to apply to the <5 word long job title> role. We’re truly inspired by the talented people who find their way to us and we're grateful that you included us in your search. Unfortunately," 020
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Slowly assembling a dossier about the woman who keeps giving out my email address. Her name is also Megan, she lives in San Antonio, and she has an autistic child named Xander. 140
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 08/08/2026With all the dog walking this summer, I'm actually starting to get a bit of a tan* * - my freckles are converging 020
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'd really appreciate for job rejection emails to get to just get to the point. 130
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh cool, the series all about talented and hard-working artisans working to learn new skills to help your community is exactly what I think of when I endless generated slop. 042
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Tweezle apparently likes rug cleaning videos. 040
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 23/07/2026CS Lewis was "Clive Staples Lewis"? Staples?! 030
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I've done this. I remember multiple occasions staring at a screen knowing I could afford to leave, if not for a medical procedure I had lined up. Stayed an extra ~8 months beyond the first time I had that thought. 030
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 20/07/2026After days of debugging and frustration, turns out the AAA batteries were just dead. 041
Reposted by Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇Alicia E. Goranson | Vampire: The Masquerade: Blood Doll @aliciagoranson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What's happening, #seattle #trans & #non-cis #nerds? Our NEXT local Seattle Trans & Non-Cis Nerd Meet-up! Hooray! Come hang with us on SATURDAY, AUGUST 1st @ 2-4:30 PM at: Chance Encounter Games (a quiet space!) (Near 64th & Roosevelt - south of the Roosevelt stop on the Link) Great to see you! 01413
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My (now right-wing transphobe) aunt showed us Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was like 6. My first in a theater was probably Interview with the Vampire, though I'm not sure it counts because it was the second half of a double-feature at a drive in, and I fell asleep after Batman Forever. 020
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Tossup between Spectre and Episode 9. The latter had higher highs but also lower lows. 020
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I recently reread the Hobbit for the first time in decades, and I actually found it to be kinda hard to read in my head. But rather than saying it's not for children, I'd actually say it should be read aloud. Most of my reading isn't "voiced" in my head, but the Hobbit needed it. 120
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Taylor and I have each asked to not be woken up when it happens, at least if the celebratory fireworks don't wake us up. I want to enjoy that day as much as possible, and I think I'll enjoy it more if I'm rested. 030
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Took an edible and played a bunch of Ball x Pit, and now everything feels like it's scrolling downwards. 030
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In Star Trek, nearly all supernatural beliefs are either basically true, or it's actually aliens (prophets are wormhole aliens, B'Elanna visits hell, Chakotay's spirits are aliens). Except Neelix apparently, whose heaven is simply not real. 192
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"Ideal candidates will have [...] experience building production systems in one or more languages such as Go, Rust, TypeScript/Node.js, C++, or similar" So, *a* programming language? What's similar to all of those? 120
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Learning that she does not like vacuum cleaners. 051
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Spent multiple hours overnight comforting the dog we're sitting, who was really not a fan of the fireworks. I the local show kept going until midnight, she local assholes set off another few around 2. 170
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If you've spent any significant amount of time with me IRL, you may have noticed that I very rarely say people's names to their faces. Apparently that's a *thing*? And is associated with autism? "Alexinomia is a psychological impairment of using names in everyday communication." Well damn. 050
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This morning's wheel pose yoga has my neck and back *very* grumpy 😬 240
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Somehow Tweezle dislocated two of her toes. So she'll in wearing a splint and cone for about the next month. 250
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I've never heard any mention of this movie since. Also technically it was a laserdisc. 010
Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Mina the Hollower is too hard for me, and it's a little bummer that the difficulty modifiers disable achievements, but I'm having way more fun with a few of them on. 010