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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔

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Josie Tired tech tranny. Clocky yet invisible. Minors DNI 🔞

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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 07/10/2026
I gotta figure out how to use "social contagion" to market my books It's clearly such a powerful form of mind control
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 07/10/2026
"…just like divorce in the 1970s" oh you mean when women started to be able to have their own lives free of their abusive exes? And now children are breaking cycles of generational trauma too? The horror!
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not The Onion, somehow
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 01/10/2026
Lol good girl!
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 01/10/2026
Why does she hate our Declaration of Independence's author?
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Meg, Knower of Things ☕∇ @delecti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We're watching a Tasting History episode, and the dog we're sitting fucking hates Thomas Jefferson. She's fine when Max or the guest chef is on screen, but any time Tommy shows up she starts growing and pacing.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 01/10/2026
JFC Cubs
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 01/10/2026
Right?? Is this a spectrum thing? I hate getting my *specific* studio version bumped off by a live version (I think I just answered my own question)
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Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 01/10/2026
Jazz Jism Jr would be good drag name
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦖 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tyrant Lizard Queen comes out one month from today! I hope you love Snaggletooth as much as I loved writing her for you. 🦖
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Tyrant Lizard Queen
From the author of the beloved The Last Days of the Dinosaurs, an imaginative celebration of T. rex from hatching to adulthoodTyrannosaurus rex is a prehisto...
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 27/09/2026
Darnold Palmer: like an Arnold Palmer but oh darn I used Long Island Iced Tea and Mike‘s Hard Lemonade
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Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 27/09/2026
🎶Oh by gosh by jingle, it’s time to logon to Christian Mingle🎶
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 26/09/2026
@hrm-kristin-i.gay just called my whole situation "a vulvenis" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/09/2026
Housing in Berlin has been a huge issue in recent years, with Berliners having to compete for increasingly expensive apartments. For those that don’t know, half of Germans rent their homes, and there are strict regulations on housing. Landlords have owned the market so this is pretty good news IMO.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/09/2026
German vote update, Berlin edition (I am neither a German citizen nor resident): This time, it was Die Linke (the Left) that won, and they can form a solid coalition with SPD and Die Grünen (the Greens). This is really good news for Die Linke’s agenda to expropriate housing from Landlords.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/09/2026
It was another victory for AfD, but they won’t be able to form a coalition, so they’ll be the opposition vote. This adds to the wait-and-see for the near future of German politics IMO. (Berlin vote update in an upcoming thread.)
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 22/09/2026
Another German vote update (I am not a German citizen and I do not live in Germany): The AfD won in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern (MeckPomm), but the SPD (center-left) got close to them. No one won majority, so the SPD can probably form a coalition with Die Grünen (the Greens) and Die Linke (the Left).
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 21/09/2026
Shout out to the dolls with 50 lbs of depression weight 💜
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LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat (spoopy) 🐈‍⬛🎃 @lediva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
brb, gonna incorporate myself (derogatory)
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 21/09/2026
You’re not wrong
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 21/09/2026
Wouldn’t it be great if we could do that with our own debt? Just spin off a company that just so it can go bankrupt?
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 17/09/2026
In today’s #ttrpg realizations, I realized that @mattcolville.bsky.social looks like an owlbear
Two YouTube thumbnails side by side on a tv screen. 

The first is "Basically Owlbears" by Runesmith, posted 2 months ago, and features a thumbnail with three owlbears and the text, "WHY CAN'T OWLBEARS FLY?" 

The other is "Prep Can Be Literally Easy and Actually Fun" by Matthew Colville, posted 3 years ago, and features a thumbnail of Matt Colville in an MCDM tshirt, smiling, and making a "magic fingers" gesture. He looks remarkably like the Owlbears in the first video thumbnail.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 15/09/2026
Wait, so you’re telling me that all Israel had to do was…*checks notes*…accept the hostages…? Aaaaand we’re still defending their actions, huh?
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 11/09/2026
@hrm-kristin-i.gay should come celebrate with you 💜
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026
If you’re like me and you look at the EU being like the United Federation of Planets from here in the Cardassian Empire, some things to think about with the AfD election win: (They’re still hard right and therefore a threat to humanity as a whole, imo, but some nuance might help to calibrate)
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 07/09/2026
Dark Sun is so metal that there wasn’t enough metal leftover for Athas
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026
You’re welcome. My analysis is amateur, but this is my read from the sources that I’m watching.
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Sylvia, The Profane Atrocity @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh. Oh they knew exactly what they were doing. Yeah uh… see this movie holy shit.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026
I am not a German and I don’t live in Germany, so please weigh in if you are or do.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026
4. The final possibility is that they’d actually govern, but they’re a populist party that runs on blaming the other, so I doubt it. That means basically that it’s a wait-and-see. My money is on 3 which would probably hurt them, because nothing irritates a German more than disrupted routine.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026
2. AfD only got a plurality, and the only coalition govt they could form would be with the pro-Russia anti-trans left (BSW) who would veto shit all the time. 3. That pretty much leaves them trying to run a minority govt in the state and just blame everyone else for their failures.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 08/09/2026
If you’re a non-German and you’re worried about the AfD winning the election, I would suggest the following: 1. Remember that it’s at the state level, not the federal level. This is only the vote in Sachsen-Anhalt. It’s one of the old East German states and it’s smaller (11th out of 16).
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stop trying to hate yourself into a version that you think is somehow more deserving of love. This one's right here already.
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 07/09/2026
Dark Sun is so metal that there wasn’t enough metal leftover for Athas
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 06/09/2026
We have, amongst others, Jeffrey "the Day" Lebowski and Dawn in disguise (sporting a Van Dyke because minimal facial hair is incognitomaxxing)
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 06/09/2026
Hahahaha no. Not at all lol
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 06/09/2026
Foundation S3 is such a hot fucking mess omg
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 05/09/2026
TFW you’re home alone, high, and forget you have surround sound
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 05/09/2026
My sister watches Aliens as a Mother’s Day movie
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 05/09/2026
👉🪥
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 04/09/2026
This has been running through my head every day for three days. Especially the bit about wanting to be the “messy ass auntie at the cookout.” Just to be human like everyone else. Damn.
youtu.be
What we really want from trans people
YouTube video by HopeGiselle
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 04/09/2026
Embrace the Staring at 3D Printer Girl part of you
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 03/09/2026
"We’re old. Every decision feels like you’re trying to stick the landing on your whole life." This is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year
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Kwisatz Hasselback 🪱🥔 @drjosie.lgbt · 03/09/2026
"We’re old. Every decision feels like you’re trying to stick the landing on your whole life." This is the most relatable thing I’ve heard all year
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Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026
I’m going to recontextualize this for myself cause this was the single raddest thing I’ve ever seen live
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Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026
Me when Joe Bastianich knows the planets are all different sizes
Tiffany from Masterchef with the caption “like there’re [the planets] just different sizes”
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Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026
At least someone is getting some mortgage relief
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Her Royal Majesty, Kristin I @hrm-kristin-i.gay · 23/08/2026
At least this national broadcast captured my misery
A horrible end of a baseball game with me and Josie circled
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Mixty @mixty.pet · 22/08/2026
“The economy is booming” Sure, then why have I come across the 10th job listing today that points to another job board that points to an AI slop JD that’s surely not a scam…
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