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The Deli Lama

@drewstork.bsky.social
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Sometimes Tottenham, Sometimes Socialism, Sometimes Breadsticks Club Deportivo Movie Club @sandiego.futbol Slave to the competitive capitalist dogma I spend every moment of my whole waking life bitching about. Location: Gilmore Girls or Veronica Mars

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Padres @padres.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The party is just getting started!!!
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Will you stick with me?” #storksticks
Illustration of anthropomorphized breadsticks sitting in a row boat on a lake at sunset, one of the breadsticks is holding a rose towards the other one who is rowing.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Division Series B-Dub @bdub1403.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TARPS. OFF. (📷 via @jodes0405.bsky.social) #ForTheFaithful #Padres
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‪Hitler ensuring only he could order reserve panzers to counter an Allied invasion and then sleeping through D-Day remains incredibly funny lmao moron ‬
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SanDiego.Fútbol @sandiego.futbol · 23/09/2026
Welcome to SANDIEGO.FUTBOL 2.0!!! Continuing to expand our coverage of of soccer in San Diego means creating a HUB for all things Futbol. If you need a brain break, try your skills and try to get the HIGH SCORE on our Portero Penalty game. We look forward to continued growth as your independent
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SanDiego.Fútbol @sandiego.futbol · 21/09/2026
Some changes of scenery on our home page www.sandiego.futbol
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Chicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Married with Children (1987)
Buckingham Fountain sprays water in the foreground of a hazy Chicago skyline in the opening credits of Married... with Children (1987–1997), with the CNA Center visible at right.
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish I had some onion rings
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think what I like about the Padres is they either hit 3 homeruns in a row or they hit into 8 double plays in a game. There is no in between.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so uhhh what are we doing here exactly
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is what it’s like getting a water bottle from Greupner
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PoliPhiNosaur @poliphinosaur.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spurs look like a group of players who, not only haven’t played together, but appear to have never even met before.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#coys
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme
ALT: Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What the hell is a Polar Bear doing in Arlington, Texas” meme format with Richarlison in Kansas City
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pablo García and his mother were seen crying as they left Betis' stadium. He has been at Betis since he was 5 and was sold today to Racing Santander Tomorrow: “It’s always been my dream to play for Racing Santander”
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also he's on loan. If he's good then welcome to Spurs you beautiful baller, if he's not then cheerio you drug-cheat Chelsea wanker.
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Better performance than last week at least. Maybe by November they can win a game at home
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Chicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton mural, 5519 N. Broadway, Chicago
Street view of a Chicago block with a stylized black, white, and gold portrait of Dolly Parton painted on a rust-colored wall, framed by older brick buildings and a large blue-and-yellow apartment complex in the background.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
At least I made a delciious grilled chicken avocado melt on my homemade sourdough which took the sting out of whatever that was. #coys
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/08/2026
I wrote about the most urgent danger now threatening the United States of America
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Why the Most Urgent Threat to America Is Actually a Bee
The giant, coordinated movement against them is not enough. Just ask these extremely credible experts.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Paramount +
I'll kill you.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The best to ever do it! So much more to come but huge congrats and some deserved time off for these legends.
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Michael Mirer @michaelmirer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I have seen PAC ads talking about Fran Hong's appearance with to Hasan Piker, so I guess this is fair game.
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Nominee for Wisconsin governor appeared with podcast host who defended ‘Camp Auschwitz’ t-shirt
Rep. Tom Tiffany went on Jeremy Hambly's show, where the far-right host offered to campaign for him
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Medal ceremony at the end of Star Wars featuring heroes R2D2, Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie and Donnie
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/07/2026
“You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kicked his victim off the toilet seat and delivered a violent swing that shattered the porcelain stool.
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Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During ‘The Odyssey’
LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom during The ...
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
your final four: 1. colonizer 2. colonizer 3. colonizer 4. "daddy why does grandpa speak fluent German"
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me to USSF:
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
ALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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Christina Henderson @chenderson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Until we address the fact most talented soccer players in the US can’t afford to compete because club and travel teams have snuffed rec/school ball out, this is probably going to keep happening.
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Balogun takes the pitch and puts not one, not two, but three goals into his own net. He walks to the center circle and takes off his shirt to reveal one that says “I’m sorry” and then takes that off to reveal “I didn’t ask for this.” A yellow for each shirt hes gone. US wins 5-3 Belgium are terrible
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/07/2026
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sushi Newbie would have been a good 2000s pop-punk band
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“We had to struggle w/the old enemies of peace: business & financial monopoly, speculation, reckless banking, class antagonism, sectionalism, war profiteering… Never before…have these forces been so united against one candidate …They are unanimous in their hate for me & I welcome their hatred” FDR
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
THIS is what AI is for!
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
He should be in jail and not stat padding against the 50th ranked team in the world
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Josh @thejoshbaker.blue · 18/06/2026
Is a "Not the first time he's held someone hostage in the US" joke too dark?
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Messi - Mbappé - Kane - Ronaldo
Four dragons one goofy
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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This game:
I know coaches who use possession & build up and they’re all cowards
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Abraham Zepeda @abezepeda.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Brutal news for Dudinha as she announces an ACL/meniscus injury from yesterday's match against the USWNT. She has put up an MVP-worthy campaign so far in the NWSL, drawing everything to her on the left side. Where does San Diego go from here? www.allforxi.com/nwsl/15385/s...
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San Diego Wave star Dudinha announces ACL/meniscus injury
The 20-year-old forward has been an MVP candidate in 2026 and crucial to the Wave’s success in the attack
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
a weird sort of problem that NWSL has right now is that it's *so* obvious that owning a women's sports team is free real estate and the growth seems so inevitable that most of the owners are already focusing on labor cost constraints and not working that hard on growth because it just happens
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PortPowerTX @portpoweraz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Also, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SACRAMENTO??
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