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The Deli Lama

@drewstork.bsky.social
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Sometimes Tottenham, Sometimes Socialism, Sometimes Breadsticks Club Deportivo Movie Club @sandiego.futbol Slave to the competitive capitalist dogma I spend every moment of my whole waking life bitching about. Location: Gilmore Girls or Veronica Mars

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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Idk is this anything?
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“You see if Barry Bonds hadn’t done so many PEDs…”
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AJ Vance…er..Pierzynski? Never
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dick’s is in Seattle bro. Milwaukee has Cock’s Family Diner.
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Padres @padres.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The party is just getting started!!!
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are so fucking back.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Will you stick with me?” #storksticks
Illustration of anthropomorphized breadsticks sitting in a row boat on a lake at sunset, one of the breadsticks is holding a rose towards the other one who is rowing.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Brandon (B-Dub) @bdub1403.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TARPS. OFF. (📷 via @jodes0405.bsky.social) #ForTheFaithful #Padres
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
‪Hitler ensuring only he could order reserve panzers to counter an Allied invasion and then sleeping through D-Day remains incredibly funny lmao moron ‬
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
of of
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SanDiego.Fútbol @sandiego.futbol · 23/09/2026
Welcome to SANDIEGO.FUTBOL 2.0!!! Continuing to expand our coverage of of soccer in San Diego means creating a HUB for all things Futbol. If you need a brain break, try your skills and try to get the HIGH SCORE on our Portero Penalty game. We look forward to continued growth as your independent
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t leave out the most American dad of the 90s
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Rick Moranis Thumbs Up in Parenthood
ALT: Rick Moranis Thumbs Up in Parenthood
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SanDiego.Fútbol @sandiego.futbol · 21/09/2026
Some changes of scenery on our home page www.sandiego.futbol
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SanDiego.Futbol
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Real “weed guys” grow it in their basement and give it away to friends / people in physical need. Big weed is just becoming little pharma.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is that wire mesh a purchasable item or does one have to meld it like a legendary sword?
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FWIW I don’t think Costco’s supply will be altered (just the price probably)
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe if we convince them they can sell pulltabs at the dispensaries they’ll let us do it.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That goal is such horseshit
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Chicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Married with Children (1987)
Buckingham Fountain sprays water in the foreground of a hazy Chicago skyline in the opening credits of Married... with Children (1987–1997), with the CNA Center visible at right.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You know where they commented we were playing with 10 for 5 minutes.
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wish I had some onion rings
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The entire nfl media landscape thought Jackson projected better as a Wide Receiver than a quarterback, it’s happened his whole career.
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Dallas McLaughlin @dallassmclaughlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think what I like about the Padres is they either hit 3 homeruns in a row or they hit into 8 double plays in a game. There is no in between.
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so uhhh what are we doing here exactly
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is what it’s like getting a water bottle from Greupner
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thiccscuit™️
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“I was told there would be line breaking passes”
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Milton Waddams and His Red Swingline Stapler
ALT: Milton Waddams and His Red Swingline Stapler
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PoliPhiNosaur @poliphinosaur.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spurs look like a group of players who, not only haven’t played together, but appear to have never even met before.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ball poetically hits a pigeon from a Forest goal kick and goes in.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#coys
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme
ALT: Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What the hell is a Polar Bear doing in Arlington, Texas” meme format with Richarlison in Kansas City
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What the hell is a Polar Bear doing in Arlington, Texas” meme format with Richarlison in Kansas City
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pablo García and his mother were seen crying as they left Betis' stadium. He has been at Betis since he was 5 and was sold today to Racing Santander Tomorrow: “It’s always been my dream to play for Racing Santander”
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Danspur @danspur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Also he's on loan. If he's good then welcome to Spurs you beautiful baller, if he's not then cheerio you drug-cheat Chelsea wanker.
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Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Better performance than last week at least. Maybe by November they can win a game at home
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
His only mission has been to injure a spurs player all night. Fuckhead
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I mean when I have a sandwich I think of it as 1/1000000 Big Willy Lanks in terms of currency
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It would make him essentially the same price or less expensive (if you think in terms of inflation) than our current two #9s
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Chicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton mural, 5519 N. Broadway, Chicago
Street view of a Chicago block with a stylized black, white, and gold portrait of Dolly Parton painted on a rust-colored wall, framed by older brick buildings and a large blue-and-yellow apartment complex in the background.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everywhere continental but deep Deep South and New England. Guess I should go there sometime. Going to have to pay me to go to North Dakota though.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Pokemon Ash Throws Pokeball
ALT: Pokemon Ash Throws Pokeball
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
At least I made a delciious grilled chicken avocado melt on my homemade sourdough which took the sting out of whatever that was. #coys
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mate they’re like Fox News for football, they’re just gurgling propaganda from the rags. Such horseshit.
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The Deli Lama @drewstork.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Great point: the answer as we know is probably nothing
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