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Andy Morris

@drewlilmo.bsky.social
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Drinker of beer,wine and fine whisky. Also inhaler of Gin. Eater of cheese.

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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 18h
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 21h
Finished off today with a lovely walk down the beach. Had our beech shoes on, so let the waves roll over our feet. Water was surprisingly warmer than I expected for the 1st of October.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another day on the SW Coast Path this time from Golden Cap side. /1
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reform want to indoctrinate our children. Freedom of (and from) belief is a human right. humanists.uk/2026/09/10/s...
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Reform UK Braverman promises 'consequences' if pupils don't sing hymns
Reform UK has said schools will face ‘consequences’ if they fail to make pupils regularly sing hymns and the national anthem under a Reform government. The party’s education spokesperson, Suella Brave...
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SW Coast Path. Starting at Carmouth. The start of uphill. Thread/1
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning.
A sign on the inside of a bus that says “Your shuttle bus driver is Hung”.
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Chris Budd @stuffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey BBC news, please use people’s correct titles. It’s not ‘anti-migrant activist’. It’s ’racist knobhead’. Thank you. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is easily answered. Bomb disposal experts are those that get to attempt it twice.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I never understand the difference in time trial helmets. If you want the most aero, maybe copy the 4 times time trial world champions helmet.
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Bugs Bunny: Just Saying
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Otto The Bier Dude @ottothebierdude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've just updated my rough guide to the pubs & brewpubs of, Lisbon is Portugal’s hilly, coastal capital city. See what's changed: www.ottosrambles.co.uk/lisbon.php #CAMRGB #CheersToBeers 🍻 #BeerResearch 📝 #CraftBeer #BeerTourist #travel #CiyGuide #GotothePub #SupportPubs #Holidays #Beer 🍺 #BskyBeer
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had logs delivered today. It always looks like a huge pile when it's dumped. And it always looks a tiny amount when neatly stacked.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We thought the second demi-john of Damson wine had fermented out ,so we racked it off in a fresh demi-john with a Campden tablet in it. Give a good shake and it blew it's bung out. Put a fresh airlock in it. It's been fermenting for 5 weeks. Can still it's pressured. Good timing a bubble just lifted
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just bottled the 2025 Damson wine. It's come out around the 20% mark. #allotment
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blimey Coventry has finally scored a goal.
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Man's Hilarious Doubletake
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Earlier , we started digging up the main crop. Picasso have always been reliable for us. Not a bad start. That's 3 drills 2 more to left to dig. #allotment
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Made sharing tearing loaf for the in-laws to go with some Butternut squash soup.
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beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good grief. There's so much wrong here.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Neighbour had cut the top and his side of the hedge, so I thought I'd better do my side as not to let the side down.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What a stunning tower poised on top of a mountain. Wait helicopter gets to the other side. How the feck did they build that in the 12th Century. In best Lister scouse "Massive Whips"
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout-out to the brave motherfuckers chopping the collapsing, rusting masts off the SS Richard Montgomery on the bottom of the Thames between Southend and Sheerness today. If it goes badly, we're all going to very much know about it. Fascinating, also terrifying stuff youtu.be/R9u41aeItss?...
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Unexploded Bombs off the British Coast: the SS Richard Montgomery
YouTube video by Tom Scott
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The sacrifices I make for others. Getting a bus over to another village where in -laws are stopping in a hotel. I have to check if the village pub has real ale for my father-in-law. That's my Tuesday afternoon given up. Wife will pick me up when she finishes work.
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Claire Cullingworth @ccullingworth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham. #TinyJoys
A cast iron drain pipe going down the side of a white-painted house.  A crest of red feathers and a bright orange beak made from something solid have been attached around it.  It looks remarkably like "Feathers McGraw", the evil criminal penguin from The Wrong Trousers.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI does do some mistakes. Monty Don/Jeremy Clarkson today. Nuclear reactor confinement tomorrow.
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Otn  if I cant see what im fucking typing i can't tell peipwl what's i. The photos. Ffs.
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emilytomshep.bsky.social @emilytomshep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
America no one likes your president :
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My in laws are staying in the next village over next weekend for my mother in laws 80th. It's a hotel chain they have used before that allows dogs even at a dining area. We are going over for a meal with them. My concern is Susie(dog) goes nuts every time she sees me.
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Chaos: Time to Play Smash
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The Unhurried Reader 📚🦊🇺🇦🇬🇱 @theunhurriedreader.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is this a good time for a gentle reminder? If you are fortunate enough to have a hedgehog or hogs visiting your garden and want to help them feed up ahead of hibernation, please do not give them dry mealworms. #Hedgehogs love them, but they cause a horrible metabolic bone disease that can be fatal.
A photograph of a West European hedgehog (Erinaceus europaeus), also known as the common or British hedgehog. 

Photograph is from the website of Suffolk Wildlife Trust.
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SimonRead @simonread.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Protect our women - one of them bowled a maiden over!" www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
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Protesters outside Portsmouth hotel mistake Pakistan U19 cricket team for asylum seekers
A group of masked agitators gathered outside a four-star hotel in Portsmouth after reports a group of asylum seekers had been taken there, when it was in fact Pakistan’s under-19 cricket team on a tou...
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The only use for over ripe bananas. Banana cake. Nom nom
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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Chris Budd @stuffer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am a trustee of a hospice. I leave a hospice meeting, during which there is discussion about the funding crisis affecting the whole hospice sector. I look at LinkedIn, where I see a piece about a billionaire hedge fund manager supposedly leaving the UK because they don’t want to pay more tax.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a huge bicycle race fan, I hate seeing replica rainbow jerseys on the side of the road. It's the highest honour in racing. Earning it is proper hard. I don't think they should sell them. Having a rainbow jersey should be an exclusive honour.
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just had to change the fuse in the vacuum plug. I genuinely cannot remember the last time I changed a fuse. I was amazed I had spare fuses to be fair.
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Robert Raymond @robertr369.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Celeriac looking good this year. #allotment
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Best chillies I've ever grown. Variety, no idea seeds from a Tesco chilli. #allotment
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Reading Museum @readingmuseum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Haven’t got tickets for the Bayeux Tapestry at the British Museum? Don’t worry you can visit Reading's full-size copy, faithfully embroidered by 35 women in 1885-86 (plus extra pants!) Or latest blog compares the two tapestries www.readingmuseum.org.uk/blog/comparing-bayeux-and-reading-tapestries
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Comparing the Bayeux and Reading tapestries
Reading’s Bayeux Tapestry is a full-size copy of the original 11th century tapestry. It was created in 1885-1886 by 35 women of the Leek Embroidery Society 'so that England should have a copy of its o...
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think the Telegraph misspelled “the highly respected leader of Camden Council” in the headline.
Somali refugee tipped to face Polanski in Starmer by-election
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes. The Manalorian and Grogu is on Disney+. Thats Friday night sorted ,kebab and a movie.
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Mando: This Is The Way
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry to my vegetarian followers, but my neighbour has been down south fishing the river test. I hate to know how much he pays for 3 days fishing. He just dropped round a 2ft long 5lb river test rainbow trout.
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Mr. Bean Enjoys Delicious Seafood Feast
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just seen an advert saying Save Water. Use watering can instead of hoses and take shorter showers. But let's keep building AI data centres that use vast amounts of water for someone to create a little AI image on social media.
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Oh, Fuck Off - Man's Reaction
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I want your children's lungs to be smaller and less functional" is a bold electoral strategy.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Food so good you grow an extra finger!
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Andy Morris @drewlilmo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After the doom and gloom of the first 2 drills of Marvel potatoes being very poor. The next 2 drills have come up good. Just shows you never know what going on under the soil. #allotment
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