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A better life, one where the weak needn’t worry about being taken advantage of and the sick needn’t beg in the streets, is within our grasp. We have the resources, manpower, and intelligence to make sure no more humans suffer this Sisyphean nonsense.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-…
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 11h
Return of the Cmo... @cmo... • Oct 1, 2025
Honestly Bari Weiss being named as the editor in chief of CBS gives me a weird sense of peace. She's a propagandist to be sure but she's also an incredibly lazy charlatan and I don't think her new owners nor her understand just how incompetent she is nor how badly this will end
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La Pionera ✊🏽 @punchcolor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You'll NEVER convince me he isnt a foreign asset hellbent on destroying America, enriching himself first.
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RFK Brain Worm Jr. @planetofdinosaurs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hear me out. All police misconduct cases paid out of police pension funds. Because as a citizen I'm really sick of public funds being used to pay these AND having to worry about a cop doing something shitty to me because they have no accountability.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 05/10/2026
Republican music be like “🎶I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad… I’m hot for student🎵”
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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uppaalaska.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @uppaalaska.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rando @drbarnaclemd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was wondering if that was her dad or her BF but after seeing the shirts I can see the answer is BOTH!
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 04/10/2026
4 men in plain clothes kidnap a woman—they claim to be ICE. Woman's name is Angel Zhao. She lives in Huntington Beach, California—originally Shanghai, China.
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨NEW by me: New ICE facility for unaccompanied migrant kids is about to open in Louisiana. While ICE is sanitizing optics, calling it the "Alexandria Family Staging Center," lawmakers and child advocates are raising the roof warning of child trafficking risks. www.thequeenzone.com/new-ice-faci...
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New ICE Facility for Migrant Children Raises Alarm Over Trafficking Risks
A new ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) facility for unaccompanied children, families, and single women is set to...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?”!
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🗝️🐍🦉🌙 Dolly 🗡️ Dagger 🍉🇺🇦📚🌈 @dollydagger6.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zionists accusing me of hating Jewish people when I said “Benjamin Netanyahu knew about 10/7 and did nothing to stop it” is wild. I don’t hate Jewish people…Benjamin Netanyahu does. He let people be murdered. Be angry at HIM, not me.
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🗝️🐍🦉🌙 Dolly 🗡️ Dagger 🍉🇺🇦📚🌈 @dollydagger6.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anytime a Zionist says “We’re defending ourselves because of October 7th”, remind them that Benjamin Netanyahu was warned of a planned attack and did nothing to stop it and has been covering this fact up for several years. They will stop responding.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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badPuppy @badpuppy1492.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And these numbers come from goons he hired to lie for him. Imagine how bad the real numbers are!
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Everyone loves my screenshots of people saying silly things until they're the ones being screenshotted saying something silly
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Howard Dean Koontz is this anything?
idk they threw me out after i said jeffrey epstein-barr
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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Democrat Patriot @uspatriot2025.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Nixon: How many catboys do you need?
Dean: I would say a million
Nixon: We could get that
Dean: Mm-hmm
Nixon: I could get the catboys fairly easily
Dean: Well, I think that we're..
Nixon: I know where they could be gotten
Dean: Mm-hmm
Nixon: I mean, it's not easy, but it could be done
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Subverting democracy isn't new to John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, or Amy Coney Barrett. All three were on George W. Bush's "Florida Recount Team," which lay the groundwork for stopping vote counting in Florida—and Bush v. Gore, the politically-motivated SCOTUS decision that gave Bush the election.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
My favorite news today is that Riley Gaines lost in court, and there’s no fifth place in court.
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Tangerine Twit Troll @tangerinetwittroll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That critical thinking is what is missing from MAGAts. They think everyone is as crooked and as corrupt as they are. They can't conceive of such a thing as an honest public servant. It never occurred to Schmitt that Smith wouldn't lie.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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Nerdy [Monocular Musician] @nerdynanny.com · 29/09/2026
Grifters and scammers trying to monetize the genocide in Palestine are a SPECIAL kind of evil. Like what the FUCK?
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love paying $1000 a month for health care to decline to cover my medication prescribed to me by my doctor.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 30/09/2026
Proud of the CDCers who fought to get this vital info out! 30% of our workforce is gone. Heartbroken by the loss of brilliant scientists, institutional knowledge, & frankly my friends, colleagues, & mentors. An understaffed CDC harms the public & leaves the US vulnerable. Rebuilding will take years
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‘Zombified’ C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission (Gift Article)
The agency has lost its independence and nearly a third of its staff, as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and associates have tightened control.
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Richard Wayne Bowling @rchrdwynbwlngk100.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't recall ever seeing anything quite like this during a Congressional hearing. And I've been in and around politics for 50 years.
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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worthy reads
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auntyr.bsky.social @auntyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what? I have absolutely no problem posting this. I hope it follows them for years.
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Rando @drbarnaclemd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, that’s what I want to say. I want to believe that the cause of all bigotry and hatred is ignorance and we aren’t permanently sandbagged with stupid inbreds. Humanity is cannibalistic. I simultaneously believe we are a nasty and primitive species but also that we have tumors within us.
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Rando @drbarnaclemd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thickheaded will never develop empathy until they suffer. Unfortunately, as we are all one species upon one planet, we will suffer with them. We are all judged as one by this universe and all forces within it. All these petty squabbles and distinctions are but wasted air and energy.
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Emily @emilyyour8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, this is insane. 50 years??? $200,000,000,000??? There's a better chance that civilization will collapse by 2076 than that this base will be completed on time and on budget.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RepubliKKKans Are Bad For America, Vote Accordingly.......💙
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder why country fans are largely afraid of cultures that don't look or sound like they do...
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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Rando @drbarnaclemd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ohh, we call that a “Coke float” over here or basically “any soda name” + “float” for the same drink/different soda. Etymologically I get “float” bc the icecream floats in the soda, I wonder where “spider” comes from? Is that “musk” flavor present/common in other products or is it unprecedented?
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Rando @drbarnaclemd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honorable mention: “Cola Spider”?? Why not just “Cola”, but fr wtf is “Musk” flavored?? I concur that this is the most pressing issue.
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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's always a tweet, or an op-ed, to remind them of what they said.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"At least six babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles, with two so sick they had to be admitted to intensive care. Congenital measles is a disease that’s rarely, if ever, seen in the U.S..." www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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Morvern @plataea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The answer to "Does Israel have a right to exist?" Is NO. It was setup on stolen land given by one colonial invader to another and Genocide was their first action when they arrived. It has NEVER had a right to exist.
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