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Beemer Tectonic

@dr-tectonic.bsky.social
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Mad scientist, husband, neurodiversionary, pangaemer, data wrangler, cat-walker, LJ-bear, TomSkite, silent were-kraken, hyperfixational author/artist. Eight platypi in a lab coat and a guan-dao at the wedding. Fully aware this is needlessly cryptic.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dear movie theater: Why are you showing me *four ads in a row* trying to convince me that going to the movies in person is great? I. Am. Already. In. The theater!
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Raccoon. I have all their albums. I'm also a fan of The Raccoons.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Beeeeeeach!
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Normally I like the way my neurodivergence works and don't experience it as a disability, but earlier today there was Too Much All At Once and my brain did a meltdown/shutdown thing. Not the first time it's happened, but the first time I've known what it was as it was happening. Whee.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Snow is good but broken trees make me sad. :-( Lovely crabapple tree in front of out house lost a big branch. On top of the huge amount that got taken off when they pruned it last fall, it's like 1/3 as much tree as it was a year ago.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Anybody who thinks cats are antisocial has never had one yell at you because it's bedtime and he wants everyone to come to bed instead of whatever human thing you're doing.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Murray Crimbo! Here's a new/old Christmas classic for your listening pleasure. youtu.be/jf2VErVh4CQ
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We're Not Gonna Take It - Mariah Carey Christmas Special
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Mysteries of the hotel: Why are hotel towels so much better at drying you off than anything you can buy for the home? Who decided that the primary selling point for consumer towels should be "soft and fluffy" and not "good at drying"? And what can be done to make them answer for their crimes?
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Mysteries of the hotel: Why is there marketing on the shampoo? There are no other options to choose from. I can't go out and buy it; it's exclusive to the chain. And if I brought my own, I'm not going to switch b/c the bottle says "nourishing" and "provitamin". Who is this ad copy *for*?
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Serving size for normal eggs: 2 Serving size for deviled eggs: like a dozen I'm making deviled eggs for thanksgiving and they're gonna be fancy. Hit me with your best recipes. I have a couple good ones, but I want more.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Well, that's refreshing. Just checked the election results, and every candidate and ballot issue we voted for won. It's only local stuff, but it makes a difference.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Fit check for my napalm era! First Halloween costume in ages: cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
A middle-aged guy cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.  A guandao across his shoulders, magenta goatee and hair, yellow shorts, sleeveless black tee with the Huntr/x "Won't Miss" slogan.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
@davecobb.com Dude! You're on Leighton Night! That's awesome! Haven't had a chance to watch it yet, but I'm very excited for it!
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I'm playing Blue Prince, and I just got to a point where I'm nearly done with this run and I have 262 steps left. Also, 18 small chests in the Entrance Hall. Lol.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Cirque's show Echo is beautiful and amazing and you should definitely go see it if you can. Also, then you'll be able to understand when I ask, "which did you like better, Juggling Sky Wolf or the Triple Red Ant Pole Dancers?"
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
As always, Cirque du Soleil is just astonishing. Like, oops, forgot to clap because I'm too busy gawping at the spectacle.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The more I travel, the more I appreciate the water pressure in our shower at home.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
No Kings protest today. Not even the big one downtown, just the local one for my suburb, and we had several hundred people waving flags and signs around a big intersection.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I just finished re-reading @dlelandwhite.bsky.social 's book Exile In Guyville. It's very funny and I enjoyed it very much. And I admit, I got a little choked-up at the end. Thanks, Dave. You're a good writer, and if you ever write another one, I'll buy it for sure.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Pierre Novellie is a very funny British standup comedian. I highly recommend this special of his. Especially if you're neurodivergent in some way. youtu.be/LiM8PwMzENg
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Pierre Novellie | Why Can't I Just Enjoy Things (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've been sorting through a bunch of old email, and it reminded me: I know a lot of really excellent people. If you're reading this: you're awesome, and I love you.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This is delightful. www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBe...
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From the JustGuysBeingDudes community on Reddit: Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall
Posted by rusty107897 - 14 votes and 5 comments
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I fixed the sewing machine! The bobbin casing was out of place. Also, I learned how to operate the sewing machine! Now I need to do a bunch of ironing. :-/ (I am converting a bunch of long-sleeved shirts to short-sleeves, because I hate it when they cling to my forearms.)
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/12/2024
the perfect rating doesn't exi...... 📽️
blu ray package showing a PG rating for 

TRADITIONAL
GODZILLA 
VIOLENCE
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/12/2024
I honestly believe all LLM results should come with a disclaimer reminding people that the thing doesn’t (and absolutely cannot) know any facts or do any reasoning; it is simply designed to *sound* like it knows facts and frequently sweeps some up accidentally in the process.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Leafs are crunky. Kitties is dislike.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Python is a very stateful language, and I do not like it. (This post brought to you by the copy.deepcopy() function, which you need to get an actual *copy* of something and not just an alias pointing to the original.)
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Elliot Gough @elliotgough.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When you forget your gloves
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Lemon: I wasn't really planning to take the day off today, but my brain decided otherwise. Peaches: * Did some satisfying hobby data viz instead. * No holiday travel! * Looking forward to Thanksgiving with good friends tomorrow.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I saw a dog in a motorcycle sidecar today. And he was even wearing a helmet. 😀
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Jerry @kungfumonkey.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
No, you needn't be a fighter. Fascists hate art and philosophy which expose their lies, so draw and write if that's your strength. Be more punk, more queer, and more rebellious on the daily with whomever you meet. Just don't remain silent, don't remain passive. Push back.
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Jerry @kungfumonkey.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
If you haven't yet, channel your emotions into a strength. Let it fuel creations, empower your training, impel yourself to improve in some way to confront and combat your concerns. -->
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Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Love exists. Goodness exists. Joyful energy exists. They are not just words.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Zero fare transit improves the experience of all riders by making boarding frictionless, it also improves the safety of drivers and transit personnel by removing fare conflicts. Transferring spending from fare enforcement to funding zero fare is straightforward.
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Risible Games @risiblegames.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
The "A Cure For What Ails You" Launch party continues at The Wizard’s Chest in Denver on September 28th from 6:30–10:30 & at Thane’s Table in Arvada, CO on Monday Sept. 30th from 6pm–10pm. We hope to see you all there! #tabletopgames #BoardGames #kickstarter
Poster for game demo's of A Cure For What Ails you. Poster is text based and says much the same thing as the post itself.Jerry Moncrief as Doc Cheetum holding the manual for A Cure For What Ails You. Photo is from an previous event at Zulus Board Game Cafe in Bothell, WA.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Finally re-wrote the Batman and Trauma thread. Don’t be Batman. Batman does evil. Batman is a nasty-ass vigilante and America really does resemble the Bat’s worst tendencies. Don’t be Batman. czedwards.com/2024/09/11/9...
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9/11 and Batman
Batman as the monster untreated trauma makes, and the annual retraumatization that is a 9/11 memorial, and a plea to stop participating in the re-wounding.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
We made a board game! And now we're Kickstarting it! Go check it out! Tell all your boardgame-playing friends! www.kickstarter.com/projects/doc... Jerry, Troy, and I have been working on this for a few years now, and we're really proud of it. We think it's a lot of fun, and hope you will, too!
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A Cure For What Ails You
2-4 player tabletop game set in the late 1800s New Orleans. Asymmetric competitive healing roles cure patients suffering from The Haze.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Deadpool and Wolverine: enjoyed it very much! Full-on snort-laughed at some of the jokes. Two thoughts: 1) There were a lot of very fan-servicey choices that worked well. I think they were thoughtful and deliberate (& didn't pander), and integrated in a way that actually made it a better movie.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
EDF! EDF! EDF! (Earth Defense Force 6 just went live.)
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Worth thinking about how long Tolkien goes on in Return of the King about despair being a weapon, and presenting defeat as a forgone conclusion being a deliberate and effective tactic
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
a thing to remember, in all of this horror, is that these are not the actions of a political party that is confident it represents the will of the people, and who is currently out of power and enslaved to a deeply flawed avatar. the struggle is not over and they have not won
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
I am at the stage of post-cold recovery where cough drops are a significant portion of my daily caloric intake. I do not love it.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 24/06/2024
forget whether "kiki" or "bouba" sound pointier. the REAL question, for which I am not aware of ANY linguistics research being done, is which of the following two sentences is more acceptable: - she kikid on my bouba till I semiotic - she boubad on my kiki till I semiotic
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 09/06/2024
To be clear, people should have the right to wear a mask BOTH for health reasons and to protect against surveillance and doxxing.
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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
The sun has set and it may only be 66F out, but it's the start of the weekend and the first day the pool is open, so I put on my trunks and hopped in anyway. Summer!
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