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Beemer Tectonic

@dr-tectonic.bsky.social

103 followers 87 following 595 posts

Mad scientist, husband, neurodiversionary, pangaemer, data wrangler, cat-walker, LJ-bear, TomSkite, silent were-kraken, hyperfixational author/artist. Eight platypi in a lab coat and a guan-dao at the wedding. Fully aware this is needlessly cryptic.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Beeeeeeach!

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This sits all alone on the middle of a cemetery. If there's ever some kind of eldritch outbreak in the area, you *know* that this is where you'll find a bunch of cultists performing a ritual around a big green bonfire.

A tall, ominous white art deco tower. (It's actually a columbarium and a very nice one, I'm sure; it's the Tower of Memories in Wheat Ridge Colorado.)

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Koreans, too!

Packaging for Ppushu Ppushu, instant noodles you crush and eat dry, from Korean manufacturer Ottogi

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

That's pretty! Reminds me of my parents' tv after the dogs knocked it onto the floor:

A broken LCD tv. Colorful vertical stripes with a big scallop of cracked glass at the top.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Fit check for my napalm era! First Halloween costume in ages: cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters.

A middle-aged guy cross-playing as Mira from K-Pop Demon Hunters. A guandao across his shoulders, magenta goatee and hair, yellow shorts, sleeveless black tee with the Huntr/x "Won't Miss" slogan.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Also, lol:

A quoted tweet saying that children with autism have hyperconnected brains and showing diagrams of connections in two brains; the one on the right has a lot more connections that make a big blue spiky mass.

The quoting tweet comments: "holy shit children with autism have sonic the hedgehog in their brain".

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 16/05/2024

Afterwards I was able to get some autographs and a picture and tell them "brilliant show, lads!" Lovely.

Post-show picture of me with Kob (drummer), Peej (vocals / guitar), and Ryan (guitar) of Punk Rock Factory.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 16/05/2024

Last night I saw Punk Rock Factory at the Bluebird with my friend Matthew! They're a British band that plays pop-punk covers of Disney songs and cartoon theme tunes. It was a fun show! Had a good time.

Me (beard pink with black stripe) and my friend Matthew mugging for the camera, the stage and (very pink) backdrop for the band Punk Rock Factory behind us.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

Wow! 5-layer rainbow!

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

Last 4 characters saved in your phone are your D&D party. I'll be honest, the odds of collateral damage are high. But they're not going to have problems destroying their foes in body, psyche, soul, and/or reputation.

Fire Man, from the eponymous TomSka sketch, wearily saying "I fucking hate you."

Ninja Brian, from the band Ninja Sex Party, pouring a glass of wine while staring intensely into the camera.

YouTuber Hbomberguy standing in front of a green screen and screaming with an absolutely muppetacious grin on his face.

Freckle, from The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo, saying "Sometimes... things that are expensive... are worse."

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 09/04/2024

Eclipses are awesome.

A total eclipse of the sun. A ring of light around a black circle. Little bit of red flare at the bottom.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

The album cover from Annie Lennox's album Diva.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

Drop a time travel device not from Doctor Who or Back to the Future.

TomSka activating the time-travel goggles from the sketches Pizza Time, Time Troubles, and Bible Time.

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 21/02/2024

Obligatory "expensive Japanese linen" quote.

Screenshot of Freckle from The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo saying "Sometimes... things that are expensive... are worse."

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

It seems to be going around...

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

Jonksy was up in a tree and scared to jump down because it was a long way and the landing zone was all covered in crunky leaf. So I bent over and told him he could jump down onto my back instead. And he did! What a clever boy!

A black and white cat, wearing a harness attached to a leash and sitting on an electric transformer box, looks into the camera with green eyes. Dead leaves cover the groundm

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Beemer Tectonic @dr-tectonic.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

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