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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mystery re: our anniversary dinner out last night. When it was time for the check, the waiter told us that a "fan" had paid for our meal. I've been texting friends "Was it you?" and all have denied and then asserted that it was one of the others. I think it was The Nighttime Killer, toying with us.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This week, on LINOLEUM KNIFE, a podcast that refuses to pivot to video. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7...
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706. Digger, Heart of the Beast, The History of Concrete, Forgotten Island, Fast
Podcast Episode · Linoleum Knife · September 30 · 55m
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
During spooky season, we become afraid of recipe instructions. sluggish.ghost.io/i-tried-but-...
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I tried but ultimately did not kill the pasta
There's an October heatwave coming in a couple days and the forecast says it's going last more than a week. These are the meteorological vicissitudes of Los Angeles. I won't be cooking unless it's at ...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rosemary Clooney is here for her rendezvous with your cousin. sluggish.ghost.io/ipod-track-5...
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iPod track #5823 - Rosemary Clooney and The Hi-Lo's - "Don'cha Go 'Way Mad"
I have a 2000s-era iPod, and it contains exactly 29,804 songs that can never be updated because I have no more iTunes. Everything is inside that little flat box forever. None of it is leaving. It live...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sluggish.ghost.io/del-taco/
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Del Taco
There's a line in Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest: “To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” Somehow, I've become very c...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and the next most recent episode -- reviews: BUDDY, FRANZ, TONY and AMERICAN DOCTOR podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
latest episode of @linoleumcast.bsky.social that I co-host w/ husband/fellow critic @aduralde.bsky.social just in case I don't clarify what my actual job is very often -- reviews: RESIDENT EVIL, THE CONDOR DAUGHTER, THE WEIGHT, COYOTE VS ACME and PRACTICAL MAGIC 2 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the past week I've located street parking in both MacArthur Park and Koreatown on busy weekday afternoons and in KTown I executed a full directional about face in my car while obstructing literally no one else in the process and I deserve the Nobel Prize.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The guy named Alonso who hit the three-run homer was not, in fact, Alonso Duralde, who is my husband and to my knowledge has never played baseball even one time, so everybody can stop sending congratulatory messages.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
here it is again, this time with a link www.kcrw.com/shows/film-r...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hello from my brilliant career in radio
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Smack Barm Pete Wentz @stopmakingsnes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CALL J. G. BALLARD! 877-CRASH-NOW!
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Shelley Stamp @shelleystamp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Leaving this here for all who haven’t seen it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTf...
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James Dean and Paul Newman flirt during East of Eden screen test
YouTube video by Cassie Carpenter
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
bitch you want me to do WHAT for six hours in dec? i gotta use my time like a pro and take alonso to south coast mall so he can be gay for a handbell choir doing o holy night and then get din tai fung and then look at the huge fake christmas tree decorated with smaller fake christmas trees
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
meet the band hüsker dü www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE-M...
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Husker Du Live on Good Company 1986
YouTube video by Mago Trippone Music
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Phantomframe @phantomframe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Rockyhorror How
ALT: Rockyhorror How
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
♥️
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
rewatched 1980's FAME w Alonso and both of us were shocked to find baby Isaac Mizrahi as one of the kids in the early audition scenes
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/08/2026
In this one-line dek, a terse encapsulation of why I can't get worked up about a "blue wave" I've lived a lifetime of watching Dems "take back" power from war criminals, bigots, and bullshit artists. They never actually change or fix much of anything.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just woke up and LITTLE WOMEN is on TCM. Katherine Hepburn is speaking in that particular way that Katherine Hepburn spoke. She is planning to tell Aunt March to "go to the dickens." That's a sign from basic cable that it will be a forthright, headstrong day.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
joanne took three seconds out of her day to utter a non-hateful sentence. alert the media.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i am the dumb bitch
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Closing in on 100 beautiful entries in SLUGGISH. This end-of-August moment is one in which I am going to repost a couple things from earlier, such as this piece about being at a show that would later become known as a legendary riot but was not quite that. sluggish.ghost.io/the-past-ann...
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The past, annotated
Not long ago, someone posted this video to YouTube from a VHS recording. It’s 61 minutes long, from a Mudhoney show that I attended, May 12, 1989 at the University of London's School of Oriental and A...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When you're describing something real but you are too accurate, that is when you must delete the post as I have just done. Note: Pop-Tarts BuzzBallz are also real. They will continue to haunt us.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just had a really productive conversation with my husband about the decorative uselessness (and obvious prettiness) of the KitchenAid walnut wood mixing bowl.
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David Hudson @dwhdaily.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An overview of the films that won top awards in Locarno over the weekend — www.criterion.com/current/post...
The poster for Florin Șerban’s Golden Leopard winner YOU DON’T BELONG HERE shows a young man pulling a bike across a walkway under a looming dark gray concrete dam.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"The news media need to say plainly: Trump is building a dictatorship. Use the D word...say that the president is mentally unstable...state painful truths directly and loudly before it’s too late." Via @markjacob.bsky.social, the conventions of political reporting aren't up to the moment:
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ladies, ladies, please! There's plenty of Pinocchio to go around! sluggish.ghost.io/its-not-his-...
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It's not his nose that grows.
A mid-1970s newspaper ad for a local movie theater features two programs. In the afternoon there was a children's matinee of a 1956 Margaret O'Brien musical called Glory, and the evening double featur...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He has jury duty. I am your substitute. Here's a worksheet.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
God told me to. sluggish.ghost.io/dude-i-am-tr...
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Dude, I am trying to eat my kouign-amann.
There's a one-off character that exists in the world of the Peanuts comic strip. Technically, he has no name. He also has no face, as we see him only from behind. He's a kid Charlie Brown meets at sum...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
when the AI robot reading buddy told me that james fenimore cooper's sentences were long and his diction was archaic it just made me want to have sex with james fenimore cooper, and it was fine, but not as good as that threeway with bram stoker and walt whitman
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fifteen years ago we started this podcast devoted to cinema -- Linoleum Knife @linoleumcast.bsky.social -- and we made the decision to work without our usual daily profanity. With occasional guests permitted to let it rip, we've held to that. Until ONE NIGHT ONLY arrived. apple.co/3Soi8YD
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I, Clark Gable, will now cause sales of men's undershirts to plummet.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Walked past a new ugly apartment building on our block. Seemingly empty or at least currently underpopulated. Units rent "starting at" $9000 a month. Trying to imagine what kind of AI tech cannibal or skull-hammered influencer will live there. Going to start crossing the street.
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Boo-face Sicko @rufus-hickok.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Transgiving! Communists in Water Sports! 9/11 Defunded! Woking the cats and dogs!
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The NYT has brought to my attention that boys are blue and books are pink. A perfect time to re-post this story I wrote for SLUGGISH, my internet magazine. Read -- if you are a dude, this will be difficult I am told -- and subscribe for free sluggish.ghost.io/i-was-a-perf...
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I was a performative reader
I read the recent New Yorker article about "performative reading," (behind a paywall? maybe) and if you haven't heard that term yet, it's because you're not on the poison internet unless you have to b...
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Sci-Fi Explosion @scifiexplosion.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Found a picture of the infamous #HowardtheDuck cigar smoking billboard that was on Sunset Boulevard during the summer of 1986.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
kiss the peel-and-stick ketchup slice off my hands
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As @aduralde.bsky.social said on the way out, "KY and Durex product placement? Straight people shit." sluggish.ghost.io/fuck-one-nig...
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Fuck ONE NIGHT ONLY
Unmarried people can't have sex, unless it's done on one specific, government-approved, Purge-style night. This is how your script gets on the Black List. Of course, in the confounding, oblivious One...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
straight people cosplaying sexual oppression, but make it cute. guess which stupid movie.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i'm pretty bad at enjoying summer because it's awful but sometimes i get to be in a pool with some fried chicken sluggish.ghost.io/pool-day/
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Pool Day
A Pool Day is different from a Pool Morning. Pool Morning is when I go to the West Hollywood Aquatic Center at 6am for the purpose of exercise. It's a habit but not a pleasure. On Saturday, when it w...
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
North American Weetabix was too slow and geriatric so they killed it. sluggish.ghost.io/the-food-is-...
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The food is smaller and flavorless and annoying and I'm upset.
Last week, Alonso, who likes for me to share in the miserable information he finds online, sent me a link to WorseOnPurpose.com It's an addictive and depressing site devoted to brutal facts about cor...
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/07/2026
damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn, girl, are you philip glass? because damn,
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naylandblake @naylandblake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
From ArtNews
youtu.be
Nayland Blake on "Haunt": Being the Folly of One Victorya Spectre at Art Omi | ARTnews On View
YouTube video by ARTnews
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My husband @aduralde.bsky.social has a mane of silver hair unmatched in waviness, beauty, and cinematographic presence. See for yourself on @bfastallday.bsky.social or @deckthehallmark.bsky.social but last night he went to bed after washing it and this morning it looks like a Frank Gehry building.
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
do not come for me about wilson phillips you will get shut down sluggish.ghost.io/5x5-7-24-26/
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5x5 7/24/26
* Behind me in line at the grocery store checkout, she said, "You've only got one life, you have to do something with it. Our brains were made to absorb infinite information. The scientists say we're ...
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Michael Snydel @snydel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Igor Bezinović's acclaimed 2026 documentary hybrid, Fiume O Morte!, is streaming on Kanopy. www.kanopy.com/en/product/1...
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters
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DLelandWhite @dlelandwhite.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
come with me and you'll be in a world of pure enthusiasm for croatian documentaries sluggish.ghost.io/fiume-o-mort...
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FIUME O MORTE! is a reminder of the time the fascists took over for a bit. Then everyone forgot about it.
Fiume o morte! is a slyly entertaining film about a dreadful subject, but don't feel too left out if you didn't know it existed. It went from film festivals in 2025 to a European release to a very lim...
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hermit Zosimus, noticing this naked lady living nearby in the rocks, provides her with some clothing. Thoughtful! Painted by Giotto, on Mary Magdalene's day.
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