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what a terrible day to know how to read

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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 14h
Supertober Day 1: Bibbo Bibbowski
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes i'll make a reference to something i've seen or heard and other people don't get it, and that is very offensive to me, the main character of the universe
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the great thing about these marvel mangaverse comics is that they've somehow managed to combine marvel with manga in a way that makes both things seem much much worse than they normally are
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my favorite personal experience was responding to an ad that said "bring resume to [place]" by doing exactly that, then being told I had to fill out an application, and then overhearing the manager tell an employee that I wouldn't be getting the job because I asked for a pen and "wasn't prepared."
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's clear many of these cases wouldn't be happening without the seemingly unlimited funds of the anonymous donor who is determined to push transphobia into every corner of Scottish life. This looks less and less like a grassroots women's rights campaign and more and more like a personal vendetta.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 23/09/2026
Some old drawings of a young Wonder Woman I did while working on my Black and Gold short story.
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404 Media @404media.co · 22/09/2026
SCOOP: Meta execs announced that its much-hyped AI agent, Muse, had a new feature: It could call businesses for you to do things like make a restaurant reservation or a haircut appointment. In reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media learned.
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Meta Tests Muse AI Agent Calls That Are Actually Made By Humans in a Call Center
"This has potential for so much negative PR. It could portray us as ‘their AI is not good enough so they still need humans’ kind of coverage for this launch."
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
four panel color comic about a cat who is an office boss
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t worry, centrists of the world, this can never happen in any other political system, complete outlier, it’ll totally work in your country!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And that’ll about do it.
Batman: Scarecrow and the Penguin are both after the famed Screaming Bird diamond. Fortunately, respected private citizen Broops Wayne has it in his custody.
Jim Gordon: ...do you seriously think his name is Broops?
Batman:
Jim Gordon:
Batman: yes
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am currently on season 9 of 10 of my Smallville rewatch and every single plotline goes on way too long.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I dislike almost everyone. I dislike you and I don't even know you." - a line from the episode of Bones my wife is watching and a very relatable mood.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Jordan Gibson @jordangibson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Star Sapphire hitting The Pose
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in the future there will only be 3 types of TV shows: - cartoon superheroes for the kids - live action superheroes for the teens - live action superheroes who say "fuck" for the adults
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bart Allen: The God Engine is crashing! I'll have to disassemble it!
Wally West: No, Bart. I'll do it.
Bart Allen: Uh, Flash Fact: I'm faster than you.
Bart Allen: Flash Fact: I'm older, more experienced, and frankly, smarter than you.
Bart Allen: Flash Fact: suck my dick.
Wally West: Flash Flash: Cram it, you cock mongling shit gnome
Bart Allen: FLASH FACT: YOUR MOM!
Wally West: FLASH FACT: YOUR MOM!
Donna Troy: by the gods this is the dumbest argument ever.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
y'know i've given it 4 episodes now and, as much as i love kyle chandler, this grim and gritty Men In Black reboot just isn't doing it for me
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s nothing in the rulebook that says that Scott Summers’ dad can’t be a raccoon.
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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if ive said it once ive said it a thousand times that all of the questions that useful idiot liberals have about "fairness" regarding trans athletes have answers. The problem is that they have an almost religious commitment to never listening to what the answers actually are
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
big day for the 9/11 fandom
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Raichiyo33 @raichiyo33.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Management Lessons from The Lord of the Rings is out now @drfionamoore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is my surprised face. pivot-to-ai.com/2026/09/08/s...
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Students who don’t use AI are ahead on every measure
Every year, the OECD surveys students around the world for the Programme for International Student Assessment. The 2025 results were just released today. [OECD; OECD, PDF] Around the world, results…
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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Superman
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WCW Worldwide Fansite @wcwworldwide.com · 08/09/2026
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Mick Foley's Iconic Bang Bang Gesture
ALT: Mick Foley's Iconic Bang Bang Gesture
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If a protest is a large group of violent people who are attacking non-violent people, it will be allowed and legitimized because the state is afraid of a confrontation. If a protest is a group of non-violent people whom the state can quell with violence, it will be shut down and deemed "dangerous."
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Capitalism demands efficiency and productivity from us so really I’m doing the hard work of revolution by being of absolutely no use to anybody including myself. You’re welcome.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this would be the worst, which is actually very on brand for havok
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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I guess I missed the news that the US had imposed a 50% tariff on original works of art entering the states from Canada. Soooo I guess no more commissions for American customers. I’m sorry your country is closed for business. Get well soon.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"ok its pouring rain but im not gonna let that ruin my day" "ok im stuck behind a school bus but im not gonna let that get me down" "ok im stuck waiting for a train but im not gonna let that bother me" *'Patio Lanterns' comes on the radio* "Oh motherfucker! Why God?! Why do you hate me?!"
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think the new issue of mighty morphin power rangers might be the most "we know our audience is 30 to 40 years old" comic I've ever read
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we all know ONE MORE 80 year old, universe 😡
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Both sides believe "you can't help someone if they're dead," but the left interprets that as "we should help them before they die" and the right hears it as "we should let them die so we don't have to help them."
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay, new Lanterns came out a few days ago, so I feel like I can mention: I'm disappointed they gave Sinestro a mustache instead of a moustache.
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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Phineas Horton looking at a robot on fire in a tube and thinking “Okay Phineas. The robot you built bursts into flame when exposed to oxygen. I'm sure you can fix this. All it's going to take is a lot of hard work, hours upon hours of research, and a whole bunch of science. Or-“

A sleeping man in a tube with a sign that says "Fucko the Fucking Fuckbot" crossed out and replaced with a handwritten "The Human Torch The Amazing Nazi Killing Android"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
two-panel meme featuring the cartoon villain Skeletor from Masters of the Universe.

Top Panel: Skeletor is reclining comfortably on a stone ledge in Snake Mountain, looking toward the viewer with a text overlay that reads: "Being sick is illegal in United States. Medical bills are fines for that"

Bottom Panel: Skeletor is shown running away down a skeletal corridor, holding his Havoc Staff, with a text overlay at the bottom that reads: "Until we meet again"
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"He lied and deceived people to appear more attractive to them" maybe not the best defense in a sex trafficking case.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's very bad that we've developed a new dominant breed of debate pervert who spends their entire lifecycle insisting nobody will let them say the things they've said a thousand times and insisting everyone has to have the same debate with them every single time
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
clicked on an "unpopular DC comics that everyone should read" video on Facebook and 30 seconds in the recs included Flash by Johns, Batman by Snyder, and Batman by Morrison. I am begging the internet to relearn what "unpopular" means.
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 27/03/2026
i got into journalism for the same reason most people do: i wanted more pictures of spider-man
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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ps, if you’re an American (or somehow a Canadian) who supports him you should unfollow me, because you’re a fucking idiot.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don’t know how to explain to you that flat earthers being underrepresented in NASA is not actually oppression
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jodyvanb @jodyvanb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
With alt-text. Fuck you, Tim Hortons.
Screen grab of a post without alt text of a photo of a Tim Hortons/Harry Potter collab with a giant homemade sign posted over top. It looks like a hand coloured trans pride flag with “protect trans kids” stencilled in the centre. The original blue sky post reads, “Fuck you Tim Hortons”
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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looks like theres a new Robin Hood comic coming out so I’m just gonna put this right here: tomfowler.threadless.com/designs/oode...
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Superman: Orion was already hard to work with, why’d you have to go and sleep with his wife?
Batman: I had a good reason.
Superman: Which is?
Batman: Because I wanted to.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s happening again
Thursday the 20th
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
One thing I wish people would realize is just how central JK Rowling is to the entire anti-trans ecosystem. Looking at a network node analysis of the top 200 anti-trans X accounts, she is the most central figure spanning both sides of the Atlantic from Republicans to Labour.
A network graph visualization on a dark background showing connections between various accounts. The central, highly connected node is labeled "J.K. Rowling," with lines radiating out to many other nodes color-coded by region (UK, US, etc.). A detail panel on the right displays stats for her account, including her role as "Author & commentator," an in-degree of 153, an out-degree of 84, and 14 million followers.A scatter plot graph on a dark background comparing accounts based on "followers (log)" on the x-axis and "in-degree" on the y-axis. The data points are color-coded by region. J.K. Rowling is highlighted as a major outlier in the top right corner, possessing the highest number of followers and the highest in-degree. Other labeled points lower on the graph include various politicians, individuals, and campaign organizations.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"So how are you gonna make sure the teens use the safe "for Teens" version and not the dangerous regular one?" "Well, to answer your question, fuck you."
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