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A Dorkus Malorkus

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what a terrible day to know how to read

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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 3h
#consketchin’ #QCCC #YerPalTed
Partially completed drawing of dc’s wildcat.
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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 5h
Things have slowed down a bit so, for Canadians only(!) I’m opening up two con sketch slots. B/W 11x17 inked ingle character (big two or adjacent please) for $300 +HST +postage. Payment via e-transfer. Contact me at tomfowlerart at gmail dot com, subject line QCCC COMMISSION. Open until Sunday noon.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 4h
guy who probably contributed to some war crimes once upon a time: no no the worst punishment is having to live with your crimes we shouldn't put criminals in jail for bad things
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 9h
This reminds me a lot of when Elon took over twitter and changed the verification rules to his paid system - destroying a system that assured some level of quality and accuracy in order to maybe make a tiny amount more money. Except this is worse and I don't think the AI tools will save any money.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 20h
Every time I see the word "kafkaesque" I think of this show -
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 23h
i'm glad Wacker told G Willow Wilson that Marvel isn't doing 5-issue series anymore i'm really going to enjoy all 10 issues they put out of that new captain marvel book
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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Supertober Day 8: Doomsday
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so now that Marvel is doing the "Brick!" like of collections will they start putting out series that last more than 10 issues again?
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or pronounce it. I'm half-surprised he didn't change "intelligence" too and just start calling it "super smarts."
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Re: Brickhouse of ideas. I think this is a really smart and strong idea for Marvel. The Compact Comics don't quite work for Marvel in the same way - DC have just spent decades working on evergreen stories of 8-18 issues. They've got a bench. What Marvel does is runs, and this is what you get here.
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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Supertober Day 7: Darkseid
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"My opponent wants to pass laws to hurt a handful of high school student while appointing stranger to look up your daughter's skirt in the name of protecting them--that's weird and wrong and disgusting and I'll fight like hell to stop them" come on something like that but more articulate.
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Adam Gorham - NYCC F07 @adamgorham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spider-Man Noir NYCC pre-commission
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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Supertober Day 6: Cyborg Superman
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I went into that thinking "is it Reverse Flash yellow or is it just Kid Flash yellow?" I think 90% of time there's no deeper meaning than "looks cool"
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
damn wish these were available to other retailers for international markets. Ain't no Disney Stores in Canada anymore.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't need to know there are wrestling ship fanfics. I get that it's fictional and they are technically actors and actresses playing characters, but it still feels weird to me. (Deleted first attempt at comment because of a typo creating a link I didn't intend)
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wouldn't assume fame from the events you related. It sounded more like she knew his full name from watching him as a kid, found him on FB with that info and other connections, and then recognized him instantly after having seen recent photos of him on his FB.
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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Supertober Day 4: Conduit
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 04/10/2026
❤️ Supergirl ❤️
Drawing of Supergirl up in the air, arms casually raised, looking peaceful and at ease, likely hoping all of those below her are feeling the same, ever ready to help those who aren't.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got a friend on the transplant list in his early 40s, so I can't say they are good
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wife and her mom are both going on ranting angrily about something that happened like 2 years ago that they are both misremembering but they can at least both agree that my recollection of the events is wrong (it's not)
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The people forcing AI into the world are so rich, they could employ as many people as they want for as long as they want to so whatever they want. BUT THEY ARE SCARED OF OTHER PEOPLE. That's why they're doing this. It's a critical failure of emotional intelligence.
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Sweeney Boo @sweeneyboo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Full MJ Watson commission
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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Supertober Day 2: Braniac
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Isaiah Simmons @isimmonsart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Supertober Day 1: Bibbo Bibbowski
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jimmy Olsen
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had literally watched his match from last night half an hour before the news broke. Heartbreaking, but it always is.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes i'll make a reference to something i've seen or heard and other people don't get it, and that is very offensive to me, the main character of the universe
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the great thing about these marvel mangaverse comics is that they've somehow managed to combine marvel with manga in a way that makes both things seem much much worse than they normally are
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like i was 16. this was a minimum wage job. and i actually had a pen with me, but it didn't occur to me to use it instead of asking for one. it was the stupidest thing and i had friends who got jobs there later and made it clear that i dodged a bullet when i asked for that pen.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my favorite personal experience was responding to an ad that said "bring resume to [place]" by doing exactly that, then being told I had to fill out an application, and then overhearing the manager tell an employee that I wouldn't be getting the job because I asked for a pen and "wasn't prepared."
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's clear many of these cases wouldn't be happening without the seemingly unlimited funds of the anonymous donor who is determined to push transphobia into every corner of Scottish life. This looks less and less like a grassroots women's rights campaign and more and more like a personal vendetta.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 23/09/2026
Some old drawings of a young Wonder Woman I did while working on my Black and Gold short story.
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404 Media @404media.co · 22/09/2026
SCOOP: Meta execs announced that its much-hyped AI agent, Muse, had a new feature: It could call businesses for you to do things like make a restaurant reservation or a haircut appointment. In reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media learned.
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Meta Tests Muse AI Agent Calls That Are Actually Made By Humans in a Call Center
"This has potential for so much negative PR. It could portray us as ‘their AI is not good enough so they still need humans’ kind of coverage for this launch."
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
four panel color comic about a cat who is an office boss
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t worry, centrists of the world, this can never happen in any other political system, complete outlier, it’ll totally work in your country!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And that’ll about do it.
Batman: Scarecrow and the Penguin are both after the famed Screaming Bird diamond. Fortunately, respected private citizen Broops Wayne has it in his custody.
Jim Gordon: ...do you seriously think his name is Broops?
Batman:
Jim Gordon:
Batman: yes
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have read a shit-ton of comics and Captain America has lectured me waaaaay more often than Wonder Woman.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am currently on season 9 of 10 of my Smallville rewatch and every single plotline goes on way too long.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I dislike almost everyone. I dislike you and I don't even know you." - a line from the episode of Bones my wife is watching and a very relatable mood.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
but why have that when you can give her a different traumatic backstory that a man can "save" her from?
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Jordan Gibson @jordangibson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Star Sapphire hitting The Pose
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
like superhero comics before them, they will absorb all other genres
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
possibly true for movies too
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in the future there will only be 3 types of TV shows: - cartoon superheroes for the kids - live action superheroes for the teens - live action superheroes who say "fuck" for the adults
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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of my more recent favorites is "but Hollywood says stealing from Hollywood is wrong!"
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