Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 14/10/2026You write in such a beautifully unhinged style. Have you ever heard of fanfic? I think you’d make a great fanfic author 110 1
Reposted by Twink Lobotomycardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 26/09/2026im kind of a sigma male, im single but im still cool 😎 021 2
Reposted by Twink Lobotomydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 331681453 1.7K
Reposted by Twink Lobotomymiss fern (scarier) 🏳️⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the tower of babel is one of my personal heroes. i also want to make sinners see god and then forget how to speak 213120 131
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/09/2026You could also add Discourses on Colonialism by Aime Cesaire. Not too long, but very interesting and incredibly important. Cesaire basically creates the boomerang theory of imperialism in that book 021 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/09/2026Real revengeheads are actually playing Root and using the Eyrie to destroy the Woodland Alliance 010 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/09/2026Its payback time, you son of a bitch! You killed my wife and now I will kick your ass at Settlers of Catan 140 4
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/09/2026I have acquired my preciouses (chicken tenders out of a bag that I threw in the oven for 10-30 minutes). You should avert your eyes if you do not wish to see things that you will be unable to explain 030 3
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 09/09/2026Live your best life. Dont let anyone stop your pizza related dreams 020 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 09/09/2026Any pizza is deep dish pizza once I get my hands on it 160 6
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 09/09/2026Men’s underwear packaging is either guy wearing nothing but underwear with the largest bulge you’ve ever seen or a model with no pants wearing an otherwise normal outfit. That second type of packaging is obviously for penis shy men, because often only the model’s torso and up is visible 021 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 07/09/2026Please elaborate. Last I checked, AOC wasn’t blonde, so how else could she be like Emma Swan? 100 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 06/09/2026Get yourself a man who will use “whereas” while flirting with you 020 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 02/09/2026He needs a job now, and the lock my nuts factory is hiring 130 3
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 02/09/2026Fuck Seth Fucking Moulton. That little bitch can lick my nuts. 160 6
Reposted by Twink LobotomyBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026COLUMBO: oh, you're a poster? my wife, she loves to post. always telling me her little jokes. mind reading me one of yours? ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi" COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder? 1613176 613
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 24/08/2026Probably nothing. Definitely not a fallen angel. 010 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 23/08/2026I am straight up sorkin it right now. I am walking and talking and being the most annoying motherfucker on the planet. 040 4
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 19/08/2026Millennials are killing the sword in stone industry. It’s like no one even cares about the rightful ruler of Britainnia anymore 020 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 15/08/2026Taking an edible and walking around ikea to microdose home ownership 030 3
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 10/08/2026Speaking from first hand experience, women love a man who is a little damp 100 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 07/08/2026Not that I’m aware. You could start doing it though 010 1
Reposted by Twink LobotomyThe Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always. #learningtocook 021 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 04/08/2026Pre-movie commercial are wild. Just saw an ad for the concept of closets 160 6
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 01/08/2026I obviously empathize greatly with the number 7. I too am known chiefly for my gluttony 100 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 01/08/2026She huddle on my mass until I yearn to breathe free 020 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 01/08/2026If anyone knows any hot and sexy werewolves hit me up. I’m not interested. I just want to know about y’all’s taste in wretched creatures punished by the moon 130 3
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 29/07/2026Chat I’m gonna be real with you all. I kinda really hate capitalism. I hate feeling like half a person because my labor is not apparently worth enough to live on. 010 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 29/07/2026Outstanding. I don’t know how you do it 110 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 27/07/2026Just saw a boosted pickup truck driving below the speed limit AMA 040 4
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 27/07/2026One thing about me is that you will never catch me pissing 120 2
Reposted by Twink Lobotomycardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The Party told you to reject the rizzmaxxing of your nonbinary polycule. It was their final, most rizzmaxxing command. 131 3
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 21/07/2026What are you doing this weekend? Let’s hangout and caramelize onions 110 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 20/07/2026This is so relatable. If I could make a living caramelizing onions, I would 121 2
Reposted by Twink Lobotomydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I shouldn't be surprised that the bourgeoisie have no idea how chemical plants work, since the bourgeoisie don't work lol 1616 61
Reposted by Twink LobotomyTwink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 12/06/2025Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032 0185 18
Reposted by Twink LobotomyTwink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 27/06/2025Let’s add in Sam Alito while we’re at it 041 4
Reposted by Twink LobotomyTwink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 16/04/2024Feel like shit rn. Just need Clarence Thomas to die 2418 41
Reposted by Twink LobotomyTwink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 19/08/2025Feel like shit. Just need the entire 5th circuit to run off of cliffs and then hang in the air until they look down. 221 2
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 28/06/2026Well maybe if Robespierre was hot, it’d be different, but alas Robespierre is a wimpy little loser, and not in the hot way. 110 1
Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 28/06/2026He may be aura farming, but unlike Danton, who is always hot, only the French Revolution (1989) Robespierre is a would 000 0
