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The Serenest Of Salts

@theserenestofsalts.bsky.social
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Never forget, Nermal is the enemy, Modays are the enemy. Mondays are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times, and never forget it. Number #1 Sol Invictus Stan

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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In a better more beautiful world, there would be lots of furry artwork of the American and Mexican eagles kissing. Unfortunately, we live in a dark and fallen world full of strife.
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Google. How to piss penis style, there’s a dreadful spider in the bathroom and I need to be ready to flee at a moment’s notice
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think I need to read a fic about each possible ship permutation between the fellowship of the ring, but I fear that would be digging too greedily and deep, and I know not what it would awaken…
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Rewatching lotr
Haldir wearing a penguins jersey and Steelers cap
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Expedition log day 4682: Bagel rations were reduced again. Risked my life for a brick of cream cheese. The world gets a little more dangerous everyday. Got a fresh issue of extra fluoridated toothpaste. It’s the little things that keep you going.
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Interesting… when you add jalapeños to your eyes your entire face starts feeling feverish and burnt 📝📝📝 #learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Would ‘Honest Abe’ Lincoln ever fake an orgasm? I think not.
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
‼️PLEASE HELP‼️ Is there any practical purpose for Hollandaise and Espagnole sauce? I have so much of it and idk what to do #cooking #learningtocook #pleasehelpme #godofcookery #meowmeowmeow #ohzutalors #unpetitkittycat #mondieu #whatareyoudoingkittycat
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always. #learningtocook
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just double checked. This is still true.
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A man. A hook. A car. A door. A gun.
Travis Scott the Odyssey
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/04/2025
Bitches call me Robert cause I make dinero
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Interesting… when you add jalapeños to food it becomes spicy 📝📝📝 #learning #learningtocook #cooking #cookery #godofcookery #stephenchow #noteven100topchefscouldcookit #butthisgirlsrandomcookingfascinatedtheceo
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#Spaghetti
Garfield posed like a member of le sserafim from the music video for “Spaghetti”, stands on a crate that says spaghetti and imagines lasagna over a background of spaghetti
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU…
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Twink Lobotomy @dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social · 12/06/2025
Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Can’t stop caramelizing onions, I already caramelized extras and put them in the fridge but god I just want to keep hovering over the stove top to make more
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Healing my inner child by allowing myself to draw major historical figures as anime boys 🙌 #healing #myhealingjourney #spirituality
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This does NOT work with Robespierre, who is never not aura farming
Robespierre in Napoleon (1927) 🦅Robespierre in Danton 😒Robespierre in The French Revolution (1989) 😳Robespierre in Mr Peabody and Sherman
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Quickest way of understanding a French Revolution movie’s political leaning is whether they make Danton handsome, and how handsome they make him
Danton in Napoleon (1927) 🤨Danton in Danton 🥺Danton in the Tragedy of Man 😎Danton in The French Revolution (1989) 🙂
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Feijoada 😈
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Feijoada 🙂‍↕️
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Feijoada 👍
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#learning #morals #educational #becareful #mashingtatos #tommingmatos
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Mashing tatos and tomming matos
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The sunrise that morning was beautiful. The red of the rising sun flooded out over the streets of Bethesda. You unpacked your bag from last night, pouring out dense volumes of Marx and Engles from what had been a long boring meeting of your book club. 1/?🧵
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Australian dad Blackpink: Let’s grill this, love
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Haben sie eine 街geguangen吗?
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Harrrr
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My honest reaction to that information
Mr Kuleshov Effect, from the hit movie Kuleshov Effect
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Benson Boone’s latest album, “Boone to Run”, is more than just a tribute to the legendary Bruce Springsteen. It’s Boone’s take on the America of today, and his announcement of his 2028 run for president.
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My adorable angel just turned two!! 🥳☺️😊 can’t believe he’s growing up so fast 😭
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Being Hamilton is the worst! Do you: 1) Fix windows and bed Or 2) Get more bald
Hamilton but I made him more bald ✨👩‍🦲🐜🧚👴🏻
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cardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Google show me toby ziegler dressed like a kitty cat scampering around a living room with absolutely no tact or decorum
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If I was a hotel baron I’d open two locations in Pittsburgh, one called The Pitz, which would have elegance in spades and a live string orchestra that plays only pizzacado, and the other called The Pits, where you pay like 5 dollars and I put you in a hole underground
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 08/01/2026
well. the horrors persist. but so too does my love for old men .
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Trans masc Christ my bi-yonic savior 🙏✝️
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Ooh I’m I wicked creature 😼 wicked creature am I 😼 how I delight in being wicked 😼😼😼 GAHHH THE HOLY WATERS COME TO PURIFY ME NOOOOOOOO 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Feeling: antediluvian
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Rewatching lotr
Haldir wearing a penguins jersey and Steelers cap
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Mi mimosa hermosa 🥂❤️😍
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I never even considered that the finder app could be yuri. maybe I am a bad person
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Jag @jagofalltrades.oto.gay · 14/09/2025
You ARE the weakest twink. Goodbye!
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I went to anthrocon 2025 and all I got was 2% more bisexual
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I WOULD DIE FOR MY COUNTRY ANTHROCON 💛🐾💛
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Passra allla vodka….. yowza‼️🇸🇰💃🍷
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cardboardcat @carpetgirl92.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Intimate role-play where instead of becoming a servant or a pet, I’m a hardworking young city guy in search of good work to pay the bills, and my partner is a city building contractor in early 1900s. Date nights consist of my Boss giving me building specifications and complimenting my imaginary work
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
God their legal system sucks so bad
Pirates of the Caribbean movie poster
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The Serenest Of Salts @theserenestofsalts.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@RFKjr. PLEASE help me, they irradiated my onigiri
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