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Don House

@donniemarvelous.bsky.social
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Retired Chili’s Bartender. Norm’s Chauffeur. Man about my house.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 9h
In Michigan, we're paying for Trump's tariff war against Canada to the tune of $5,600 per household.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At a certain point you gotta be willing to just say these are basically crazy people that nothing you can do will make happy, man. Like I’m sorry but if you’re protesting Mamdani over this people should just ignore you.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just got a $500 check from the US Treasury with a campaign letter from Donald Trump. The country is extremely fucked up.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One guy that doesn’t give a fuck about touchdown rates per drive. Would love to live his life.
Norm.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 05/10/2026
saw a great tip about using a dog training clicker to mark where you mess up a take in an audio recording, because it generates a nice clean pattern in the waveform that makes it easy to spot works great, but my dog is going nuts
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 05/10/2026
but the strib tells me she’s nice
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The good news is that if the pneumonic plague does spread and become serious problem we have RFK Jr and Dr. Oz in charge of public health to find us some miracle cures from Trump donors for $99.99 because Trump only appoints the finest people to critically important jobs.
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trey McBride North going off
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the 2016 Vikings on a speed run
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demote Kyler Murray to the Twins please
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why am I seeing texas senator ads in the Vikings game @johnnyskins.bsky.social
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
incredibly stupid touchdown to give up i love it but even stupider reason for it to not count lmfao
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently for the MAGA true believers, there is no discernible difference between Trump and Jesus, and the animating force that unites them is hatred for and a desire to exterminate Muslims (or you can substitute trans people, Blacks, Hispanics, gays, Indian-Americans... as necessary).
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NPR @npr.org · 01/10/2026
A powerful El Niño is already influencing extreme weather around the planet. During the last strong El Niño, federal agencies ramped up research in the hope of improving weather forecasts. This year, they won't be matching that effort. trib.al/dkJLZ2X
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Studying this super El Niño could save lives. NOAA is scaling back research
A powerful El Niño is already influencing extreme weather around the planet. During the last strong El Niño, federal agencies ramped up research in the hope of improving weather forecasts. This year, they won't be matching that effort.
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Jeremy @callmenerdy.com · 01/10/2026
In case you were wondering what it'd be like to talk to somebody from the 18% who "strongly approve" of the job Trump is doing.
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SABUCH @sabuch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you think your vote doesn’t count remember this story. #VoteForTurek he drags his wheelchair up stairs to talk to his constituents.  He won his previous vote by… 6 votes. So get your asses out there and #VOTE!  youtube.com/watch?v=pk9z...
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Blue Wave On the Prairie? w/ Josh Turek | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
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Gina Dalfonzo @ginadalfonzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Then the film’s Renée Good stand-in enters, slamming her Subaru into the ICE van. Described with the subtlety of a brick as 'MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,' the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent 'Juan' with her car." 1/
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, is it?
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is very cool.
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would shove his ass into a locker so fast for this take.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as a guy who needs to renew his passport and lose weight I dont understand the criticism of america.gov
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Will the first home game in Indiana against the packers be labeled the Hammond Cheese?
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026
checking in on the Vikings subreddit after hearing the JJ McCarthy trade news
reply 1: my dad is predicting Herbert to be a Viking next year 

reply 2: my dad is an alcoholic and is passed out in the front yard
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John Skonieczny @johnnyskins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From Nein to Five (rounds below his original draft position) - The JJ McCarthy story.
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who’s better than Laur Joments? No one
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hearing perfect guitar tone tonight from laur at the Sturgill show
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
great win cant wait to feel bad about it upon future analysis
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching Kyler and the vikes today.
Nicholas Cage in The Surfer
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh good I can hear the guy who was on the bountygate team weigh in on a bad personal foul call
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something very stupid is about to happen in this vikes/bucs game
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
complete matt daniels redemption
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ignoring the fact that I’m paying for this: who is this ad for
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Park Board letting you know they respect the land by drilling 30 signs into live trees.
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New signs on new live trees
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hard agree. So many more beneficial things you can do to help your country by just learning to be a decent, empathetic person on the local level. This Stavvy call in covers this in a hilarious fashion as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdNi...
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I'm 36, I'm a dad, my life is great — but I really want to join the military
YouTube video by Stavvy's World Clips
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m just happy for Stefanski
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Packers are losing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a really great piece - highly recommend for anyone who wants to learn a bit about how defenses approach scrambling QBs
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Benjamin Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Don House @donniemarvelous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pablo Torre intersecting with the fraud of my youth (evangelical christianity) is exactly what I needed today. Fuck these ghouls. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh7s...
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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