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pulling off "cringe leftist" in a pretty funny way [they/he]

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Oinge @docapelsin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Jacob Geller news is breaking my heart, man. You really can't trust anyone, and you get made to feel like an idiot every time for thinking a man is "safe". He made us all unknowing participants of his personal redemption. Once again victims aren't allowed to choose or be in control.
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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only 3 days left & I’m honestly worried we won’t make it in time.🥹 £355 left for this month's rent. It’s difficult to put into words how much this home means to my family & how frightening it is thinking we can lose it.😓 If you can help, even a little, or share the post, we’d be deeply grateful.❤️
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Donate to Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives., organized by Natalie taffal
Deep within the alleys of Gaza, a life story full of pain and challenges unfolde… Natalie taffal needs your support for Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives.
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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With only a few days left, I’m sharing this with hope & gratitude.❤️ Behind this rent goal is a family hoping to hold on to a place of security and comfort, a home where we can continue building our days together.🥹 £355 left to complete next month’s rent, and any contribution can bring us closer.🙏
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Donate to Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives., organized by Natalie taffal
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You gotta wonder -- what really motivates a party to spend so much time fixated on whether students were born with a a penis or a vagina?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: you know, I also sold out
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Oinge @docapelsin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think a lot of people fail to understand that these companies are selling hype. Their products are, at best, decades away from being what they claim to be. They want you to be afraid of it because it makes it seem important. Just another nuclear arms race.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/07/2023
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/07/2023
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 24/09/2026
Karen Hoyland, 35, who believes both vaccines and having friends cause autism, actively encourages her six-year-old son Finley to get potentially deadly measles for reasons too stupid to print.
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Kids think they’re autistic because of social contagion, says mum who wants hers to catch measles
Children are catching autism from other kids, according to a mother who took her own offspring to a measles party.  Karen Hoyland, 35, who believes both vaccines and having friends cause autism,…
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FIFA Peace Prize winner
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the dumbest thing in the world. The fraud is that people are paying for insurance and they’re… healthy?
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Tim Stephens @proftimstephens.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“global temperatures are on a trajectory which may even see 2027 nearing 2C warming above pre-industrial levels for the first time.” Not in 2100, not in 2050, but in freaking 2027. #climatecrisis www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
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Record-smashing El Niño points to spring of drought and fires
Despite El Niño being months away from peaking, it could potentially trigger Australia's hottest spring on record.
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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tomorrow is the final deadline for my children’s school fees. 💔 Only **£160** remains to keep their education going. I’m hoping, with your kindness, we can complete this small remaining amount before tomorrow. 📚❤️ Every little contribution brings us closer. 🙏
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Donate to Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives., organized by Natalie taffal
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie
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honestly it's kind of crazy that elon musk doesnt want to kill himself
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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My friends,with love, I’m hoping for your support.. We’re only **£264 away** from completing our children’s school fees and keeping their education going.📚 Any contribution, no matter how small, would mean so much to our family.🧡
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Donate to Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives., organized by Natalie taffal
Deep within the alleys of Gaza, a life story full of pain and challenges unfolde… Natalie taffal needs your support for Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives.
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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My children deserve the chance to keep learnning and building a better future. £333 still stands between them and completing their school fees. We don’t want their education to be another thing they have to lose.😓 If you can support us, please don’t underestimate the impact of your contribution.🧡
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Donate to Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives., organized by Natalie taffal
Deep within the alleys of Gaza, a life story full of pain and challenges unfolde… Natalie taffal needs your support for Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
trump literally did the meme
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2026
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down theonion.com/nations-smart-toilets-…
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brendan Nyhan: The man with the nuclear codes. You'd be concerned if these were being posted by an elderly relative.
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Oinge @docapelsin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rascal update: splash attack
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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These were all made with AI and based on the layout I'm guessing one of the open source Chinese models
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ironic coming from a guy who had a literal Shitter of Secrets
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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Only 3 days remain until we have to secure the rent for my home. and I can’t stop worrying about what will happen next. We need £261. This amount stands between us & the safety of having a home for another month. Please, if you can help us close this gap, it could make all the difference for us❤️
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Donate to Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives., organized by Natalie taffal
Deep within the alleys of Gaza, a life story full of pain and challenges unfolde… Natalie taffal needs your support for Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NHS cancelling surgeries for adults even after they’ve already paid for travel + accommodation and waited years to get there. Some were about to be wheeled into theatre! Every manager responsible for this decision must be sacked and every patient paid compensation.
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com · 28/08/2026
Every nap is a gamble.
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✷Sav ✷ @miiauzii.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Slightly revamped my old Godzilla piece from 2024 #godzilla #kaiju #illustration
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/06/2023
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Zelda for nes parody where the old man sequence says "it's dangerous to go alone. Take this and slaughter Iranian kids
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Observers told reporters the shrieking baby was clearly oblivious to the fact that any distress she experienced in exiting her mother’s womb would pale in comparison to the fucking decades of tedium, misfortune, and humiliation yet to come.
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 16/08/2026
silhouette outline of a man going through a 180 degree arc of signalling with his arm

top: call waiter
at the nazi salute angle: harry potter fan
straight ahead: call taxi
down a bit: pet children
down a bit more: pet dog
pointing down: rest
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cis people saying “twinks,” “tops,” “bottoms,” and now “male to male transsexuals” to refer EXCLUSIVELY to cishet men of status:
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My friends, Only one day remains, and just £51 is still needed.❤️ We are so close to the finish line. I truly hope your kindness can help us close this small gap and let our children continue their education with peace.🙏
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/08/2026
Arise now ye tarnished, ye dead who yet live, the call of long-lost grace speaks to us all. Men! The accursed gender!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
its so over for all of you wokies his game is going to never come out so much faster now
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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We only have 2days left, and just £80 remains to cover the school fees.🥹 Your support means more than just paying school fees—it gives our children hope, stability, and the chance to keep learning and dreaming. 📚 Please help us reach the finish line in thier education.❤️🙏
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Donate to Help Hasan & Duaa Rebuild Their Lives., organized by Natalie taffal
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Oinge @docapelsin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nerd
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I emailed Mug about this to see if I could get a statement, and got a reply from somebody at PepsiCo apologizing if I was offended. Their reply included a coupon code for 15% off Gatorade
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
“Goodnight, my son,” said Zuckerberg, his voice a whisper as he took a deep breath to steel himself and gazed down upon the impossibly smooth, round face of the avatar, which slumbered peacefully in its twin-sized bed.
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Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg ...
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey remember how you were told to just expect Covid infections as the new normal and most of the healthy people would probably recover? Welcome to the lettuce version of that.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/08/2026
Sorry the president is not available right now, he is having himself Doordashed across the runway
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/08/2026
So Trump and the White House lied about which plane Trump was on flying out of Turkey, setting up journalists who thought they were on the same plane as the president to possibly be the target of an Iranian attack while he secretly departed on a different one. Words fail.
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Contradicting public statements, Trump took secret flight from Turkey amid Iranian threat
The White House said the president was aboard Air Force One as he left a NATO summit. Instead, his departure included an elaborate ruse that concealed his travel.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 11/08/2026
I can’t believe this needs to be said, but please don’t take vaccine recommendations from Donald Trump or RFK Jr. Work with your pediatrician. This is so dangerous and will not result in reduced cases of autism.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 10/08/2026
Self-described “autism parents” who “love their child with autism” have reportedly been left disappointed after discovering there’s no medal for loving your own offspring.
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Heroes! Parents who love child with autism eagerly await medal
Self-described “autism parents” who “love their child with autism” have reportedly been left disappointed after discovering there’s no medal for loving your own offspring. Graeme and Karen Hoyland,…
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✷Sav ✷ @miiauzii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I drew this little dragon window thing to accompany a larger piece I painted earlier. It's going to be a holographic sticker #art #oc #originalart #illustration #sticker
an illustration of an arch shape. with a dragon with a horn and small wings on its face looking behind it having broken through the clouds in the night sky. theres a blue and white checkered pattern underneath
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The only people this can possibly benefit is real estate agents who want to engage in fraud or propagandists and politicians who want to share fake satellite imagery
Google Earth is bringing AI image generation to Google Earth!
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