dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 25/08/20261) You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel 2) Tramampoline! Trambopoline! 3) Gotta nuke something 4) The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races 5) Enjoy your death trap ladies! 111
Reposted by dmn👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times 17108563744
Reposted by dmnThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/05/2026In a pub toilet in Belfast and a guy just dried his hands by shadow boxing. 2561595
Reposted by dmnfrood 🔨 @frood.bsky.social · 24/04/2026people have been making king's hand in tomodachi life 642898
dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026we cleared all gold stakes we beat jokerless but we will never get a gold sticker on fuckin obelisk so c++ will be forever out of reach 000
Reposted by dmnConor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 10/04/2026Why can't they decide? They were already allowed to decide where asylum seekers get to live. 13211
Reposted by dmnBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms 5694901987
dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026finished the chair company last night great stuff tim robinson can do no wrong some of my favourite bits: 010
dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026top 100 tracks of 2025: open.spotify.com/playlist/4tW... top 10 films of 2025: boxd.it/PMOOw top TV shows of 2025: severance s2, the studio, pluribus, the rehearsal s2 110
dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 09/12/2025the astro bot time is mostly that last vicious void level probably lol 010
dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025pickles spends on all day sleeping on the couch and every time it looks like she landed there through the roof 020
dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 23/09/2025rewatched better call saul with noelle (her first time watching) and there's been such a void since finishing it the other night haven't felt like this since after the first season of severance outstanding television chomping at the bit for pluribus and whatever peter gould does next 000
Reposted by dmnDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 09/10/2024reskeet with a tweet you still think about 231837219
Reposted by dmnConor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 11/06/2025When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like E.T. I can tell you that much 39517
Reposted by dmnslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/06/2025why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this 359241704240
Reposted by dmnwint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again 10287201102
Reposted by dmnonion person @junlper.beer · 24/04/2025everyones got that one meek homie that will inherit the earth 382393239
Reposted by dmnharry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this 213187413922
Reposted by dmnAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries? 18050311634
Reposted by dmnwint @dril.bsky.social · 22/02/2025quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you 130170141297
dmn @dmcn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025got a can of spam the other day cos my fiancée has never tried it before but wondering now if we should hold on to it since in a couple of weeks it could be considered a form of currency 000
Reposted by dmnConor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 01/02/2025I'm getting a little nervous that America isn't going to keep itself together until all of Severance season two finishes airing. Just a few more weeks, you can do it! 061
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