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DJ McCann

@djmccann.bsky.social
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Baltimore ex-pat. The opposite of the Fresh Prince (Bel Air->West Philly, among other reasons). I'll give a "go birds" but they'll be orioles and ravens. Libraries rule.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 51m
Under Secretary Hegseth’s new plan, servicemen with low blood alcohol levels will be required to undergo vodka replacement therapy.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 4h
there are not a lot of songs about the love shack these days
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 8h
So you’re telling me because three teams couldn’t win a damn game I have to wait until 8pm for baseball today?!? That’s just rude
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 8h
There were famously multiple Founding Fathers, with the double capital-F, notably Patrick Henry, who were virulently anti-Constitution, even with the Bill of Rights. Let alone that the first Congress in 1789 only had reps from 10 states because the other three were still fighting over ratification.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 10h
the thing about stuff like this is that five biggest changes in american politics have all been partisan projects The Constitution, the Jacksonian Revolution, Reconstruction, the New Deal, and Civil Rights were all explicitly partisan projects.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 10h
oh shit it's october?
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's right there in the Smoking Sea, where no ship that enters to find the evidence of the Doom ever returns.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had L.J. Hoes on his fantasy team.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This has always been an underutilized space (even before they started closing it most games) so I figured this would happen eventually. It's a good idea. But man, that roof is going to look WEIRD for a while.
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Adam L. Cox @adamlcox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My weirdest baseball hot take is that the postseason is irrelevant. Everything that is real happens during the regular season, which determines who is good at what in baseball. The postseason just determines who is good at playoffs, which is irrelevant to Real Baseball.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How platforms censored ads for the ‘Musk’ documentary.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GAH FUCK
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, when Ken Burns does the Eleventh Inning for Baseball, that has to lead one of the episodes.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This makes sense because they are not a party in opposition to other parties, but to the very nature of what most of us believe America to be. When your fight is against *society itself*, it makes it easy to portray your battle as ongoing instead of something that changes with victory.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
go birds (ravens)
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Sonic the Hedgehog Green Hill Zone Loop
ALT: Sonic the Hedgehog Green Hill Zone Loop
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The funniest outcome today would be that the Phillies lose and the Diamondbacks also lose, and the Phillies fall headfirst into the playoffs like an intoxicated teenager passing out in the bushes, and they start a playoff series with the support of a fully irate fan base.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Triple Feature: The Land Before Time, Jurassic World, Pitch Perfect 2. I enjoyed two of those movies, though only one was actually good.
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Sweetbabette @sweetbabette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Normal day on I-81.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Barry Zito is perhaps the most Gen X pitcher slacker vibe pitcher and it is fitting he beat notorious millennial tryhard Justin Verlander
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery 
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait, Orioles-Yankees is a Friday doubleheader too? How did I miss that?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/09/2026
AC/DC HAS BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK ⚡️
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift’s “Cleveland” pales in comparison to this absolute banger.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm really getting sick of the Royals of all teams knocking the Orioles out of the playoffs.
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A getaway-day doubleheader between two deeply disappointing teams with 0.2 percent combined playoff odds is a TOR/BAL idea.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
- "For The Love of Democracy: Emergency Powers and Their Discontents; The Galactic Senate and the Problem of Revocable Authority." - "Far, Far Away: A Retrospective Analysis of the Failure Modalities of the Outbound Flight Disaster & Lessons for Future Extra-Galactic Exploratory Missions."
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Orioles fans: look on the bright side, we got to have half a season without having to see Keegan Akin pitch
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole
Black and white photo of Joan Jett decked out in Orioles gear
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kara mae @oldlineplate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy jacket-pocket time capsule day to all who celebrate. What did you find? A chapstick? A dollar? What's on your receipt?
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A court just blocked Trump’s “third country” immigration policy.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I may be the most boring person on the planet for saying this but the thing that made my eyes pop out the most in this thread is that Lauren Bobert allegedly paid someone $200K in hush money. Like, where in the hell did she get $200K? bsky.app/profile/caro...
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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mansolino: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Manager That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'
Tony Mansolino, postgame press conference. Wearing Orioles orange alternate jersey.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they DO move in herds 🥲
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In this Philadelphia sports bar, OpenAI still means no one is guarding Allen Iverson. But they do know this: Even if the machines take all of our jobs, we'll still need real humans to boo Santa Claus.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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knickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mariano Rivera’s cutter
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Laura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
City living is warm and lovely and neighborly, I feel sorry for people who are scared of it.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
10 years ago today 🫡🫡🫡
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shut up and take my money
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