Reposted by DJ McCannNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 51mUnder Secretary Hegseth’s new plan, servicemen with low blood alcohol levels will be required to undergo vodka replacement therapy. 947768
Reposted by DJ McCannBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 4hthere are not a lot of songs about the love shack these days 10514
Reposted by DJ McCannLiz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 8hSo you’re telling me because three teams couldn’t win a damn game I have to wait until 8pm for baseball today?!? That’s just rude 0111
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 8hThere were famously multiple Founding Fathers, with the double capital-F, notably Patrick Henry, who were virulently anti-Constitution, even with the Bill of Rights. Let alone that the first Congress in 1789 only had reps from 10 states because the other three were still fighting over ratification. 000
Reposted by DJ McCannReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 10hthe thing about stuff like this is that five biggest changes in american politics have all been partisan projects The Constitution, the Jacksonian Revolution, Reconstruction, the New Deal, and Civil Rights were all explicitly partisan projects. 1348379
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's right there in the Smoking Sea, where no ship that enters to find the evidence of the Doom ever returns. 000
Reposted by DJ McCannArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 177123722650
Reposted by DJ McCannGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had L.J. Hoes on his fantasy team.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true. 1505
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This has always been an underutilized space (even before they started closing it most games) so I figured this would happen eventually. It's a good idea. But man, that roof is going to look WEIRD for a while. 000
Reposted by DJ McCannAdam L. Cox @adamlcox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My weirdest baseball hot take is that the postseason is irrelevant. Everything that is real happens during the regular season, which determines who is good at what in baseball. The postseason just determines who is good at playoffs, which is irrelevant to Real Baseball. 032
Reposted by DJ McCannDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How platforms censored ads for the ‘Musk’ documentary. 517042
Reposted by DJ McCannJake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter. 61202307
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ok, when Ken Burns does the Eleventh Inning for Baseball, that has to lead one of the episodes. 010
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This makes sense because they are not a party in opposition to other parties, but to the very nature of what most of us believe America to be. When your fight is against *society itself*, it makes it easy to portray your battle as ongoing instead of something that changes with victory. 011
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026go birds (ravens)static.klipy.comSonic the Hedgehog Green Hill Zone LoopALT: Sonic the Hedgehog Green Hill Zone Loop 000
Reposted by DJ McCannCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho. 19667123
Reposted by DJ McCannLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The funniest outcome today would be that the Phillies lose and the Diamondbacks also lose, and the Phillies fall headfirst into the playoffs like an intoxicated teenager passing out in the bushes, and they start a playoff series with the support of a fully irate fan base. 713716
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Triple Feature: The Land Before Time, Jurassic World, Pitch Perfect 2. I enjoyed two of those movies, though only one was actually good. 111
Reposted by DJ McCannSweetbabette @sweetbabette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow 712524
Reposted by DJ McCannArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353234535
Reposted by DJ McCannLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Barry Zito is perhaps the most Gen X pitcher slacker vibe pitcher and it is fitting he beat notorious millennial tryhard Justin Verlander 171
Reposted by DJ McCannBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wearing a backwards fitted makes you 30% more susceptible to scams, online addictions, and other tomfoolery  2140126
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wait, Orioles-Yankees is a Friday doubleheader too? How did I miss that? 100
Reposted by DJ McCannSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/09/2026AC/DC HAS BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK ⚡️ 628748
Reposted by DJ McCannRyan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 25/09/2026Taylor Swift’s “Cleveland” pales in comparison to this absolute banger. 06012
DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm really getting sick of the Royals of all teams knocking the Orioles out of the playoffs. 020
Reposted by DJ McCannSam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A getaway-day doubleheader between two deeply disappointing teams with 0.2 percent combined playoff odds is a TOR/BAL idea. 37410
Reposted by DJ McCannThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892933434
Reposted by DJ McCann𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026- "For The Love of Democracy: Emergency Powers and Their Discontents; The Galactic Senate and the Problem of Revocable Authority." - "Far, Far Away: A Retrospective Analysis of the Failure Modalities of the Outbound Flight Disaster & Lessons for Future Extra-Galactic Exploratory Missions." 3359
Reposted by DJ McCannSadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Orioles fans: look on the bright side, we got to have half a season without having to see Keegan Akin pitch 2161
Reposted by DJ McCannJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole 18634
Reposted by DJ McCannkara mae @oldlineplate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026happy jacket-pocket time capsule day to all who celebrate. What did you find? A chapstick? A dollar? What's on your receipt? 2236
Reposted by DJ McCannDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A court just blocked Trump’s “third country” immigration policy. 719740
Reposted by DJ McCannCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I may be the most boring person on the planet for saying this but the thing that made my eyes pop out the most in this thread is that Lauren Bobert allegedly paid someone $200K in hush money. Like, where in the hell did she get $200K? bsky.app/profile/caro... 12755
Reposted by DJ McCannchirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Mansolino: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Manager That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?' 3446
Reposted by DJ McCannArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648 241586263
Reposted by DJ McCannMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole." 12457561515
Reposted by DJ McCannHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026they DO move in herds 🥲 11103
Reposted by DJ McCannNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In this Philadelphia sports bar, OpenAI still means no one is guarding Allen Iverson. But they do know this: Even if the machines take all of our jobs, we'll still need real humans to boo Santa Claus. 2249561
Reposted by DJ McCannPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned. 292564610
Reposted by DJ McCannknickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mariano Rivera’s cutter 1346085
Reposted by DJ McCannLaura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026City living is warm and lovely and neighborly, I feel sorry for people who are scared of it. 3692