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DJ McCann

@djmccann.bsky.social
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Baltimore ex-pat. The opposite of the Fresh Prince (Bel Air->West Philly, among other reasons). I'll give a "go birds" but they'll be orioles and ravens. Libraries rule.

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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 1h
I'm guessing Mark Andrews screwed up again?
Multiple media folks exclaiming in unison about something Mark Andrews did wrong.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 1h
Travis Kelce has a portrait of Mark Andrews in his attic that keeps getting older.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 1h
Anyone who expected the Ravens to make that 2-point conversion has never ever ever ever seen a Ravens game.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 1h
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Barterfinger
ALT: Barterfinger
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 1h
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 2h
*third hand* Marlo Stanfield
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 2h
I was screaming "belk" but that's because there aren't nearly enough regional department stores around anymore.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 2h
Know the rules.
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The Craft: Nancy Downs Points
Alt: The Craft: Nancy Downs Points
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 2h
When I posted something on X after a break someone immediately called me a race traitor. Posts about ancient history inevitably end up in race science territory. So I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t call that a friendly place. Is there an audience? Yes. I don’t want to sift through shit to talk to people.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 3h
Like going to a movie at this point. Show up 15 minutes late to be on time.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 3h
Too much time laying out on those Milwaukee beaches
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 3h
In The Andromeda Strain one of the survivors of the instigating event is an infant who cries for so long that it literally changes its blood chemistry to become hostile to the pathogen. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 4h
But not the GOOD one.
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Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
Alt: Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 9h
Nick Sirianni has taken refuge in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. He is refusing to fly home to Philadelphia and is requesting political asylum.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 9h
War Plan Red en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Pla...
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War Plan Red - Wikipedia
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 12h
🧵🧵🧵 I was going to write a simple sentence about the madness of the moment, but I got distracted by the U.S. president’s complaint that he was screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize after bombing multiple countries, and then he bolstered his case with a plan to execute a guy in a wheelchair and ...
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ETTD* (*Everything Twerp Touches Dries)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Everything is bigger in Texas--except for champaign-glass hot tubs.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tom Wambsgans Thumbs Up in Succession
Alt: Tom Wambsgans Thumbs Up in Succession
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"She made me wear a diaper!" "STILL COUNTS!"
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, by survivors of the event, not by a general attack from the other houses.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look, Darrell Trump has earned the right not to have to respect anything as basic as someone's name.
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Defector @defector.com · 09/10/2026
David Roth on the Baltimore Orioles: defector.com/what-process...
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What Process Are The Orioles Trusting? | Defector
Not a lot of owners would have let Mike Elias do what he has done with the Baltimore Orioles. This was true in a negative, how-dare-you-sir sense when the team’s John Angelos–led ownership entrusted…
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mo confirming the identity of the person offering criticism
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Chris Farley as Matt Foley: I Can't See Real Good
Alt: Chris Farley as Matt Foley: "I Can't See Real Good." The GIF cuts off right before the "is that Bill Shakespeare?" part.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't know what your region is, but it's available in mine (mid-Atlantic).
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
rip baron manfred von richthofen
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Snoopy's Iconic Salute
ALT: Snoopy's Iconic Salute
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heh heh heh he-ow!
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"F.I."
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Gabriel Fluffy in Floral Shirt
Alt: Gabriel Iglesias: Fluffy
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s going to look great when he’s disheveled, shackled at the ankles and wrists, standing in front of a tribunal like the criminal bully and thug he is
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I heard Markwayne Mullin started crying like a little girl when they took him away."
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Captain Hadley in Uniform
Alt: Captain Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Many (if not all, in practical terms) of those things being exactly what the people making these connections want to bring back. They would be perfectly happy for "individualism" to refer to the eldest male of the extended family with unlimited control over everyone else in the unit.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Neo waking up in the goo pod
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Peter Thiel slams Obama, Pope Leo in new ‘Antichrist’ lectures
The tech billionaire accused them of using AI concerns to “boost their own popularity,” according to recordings obtained by POLITICO.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They probably signed him on loan from jail like in The Replacements.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Little Hamster Eating Cheese Snack
ALT: Little Hamster Eating Cheese Snack
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They went out like a true Slow Horse: bravely incompetent.
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Stef Schrader @hoonofthe.day · 08/10/2026
I'm glad Yonkers shored up its mayonnaise reserves after I visited the office there. I made a sizable dent on one burger alone.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Mike Bates @mikebatestwibh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A reminder that Roger Clemens groomed Mindy McCready when she was underage. So, yeah, this tracks.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do you think they are helping him? They just need to fill airtime.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They had a majority already seated.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Johnson's power ends on January 3rd. He can't stop swearing in anyone.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who cares? Congress meets wherever a majority of the elected membership choose to gather. If Trump tries it, they can go to Independence Hall, or an arena in Chicago, or a motel ballroom off I-35, appoint a speaker, and start impeaching.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can get creamed chipped beef in any diner in the US. This is no worse.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fortunately they alerted us with enough time to fix it.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Bloodbath"? Sounds like they need to hire a Mr. Splatter.
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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As our greatest living philosopher Lewis Black says, the good die young and pricks live FOREVER.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyone at The Chicks show has t shirts that say Maryanne and Wanda 2028
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