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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

or, and hear me out, manicure day at the senior center

a picture of Fresh Chicken Paws at Costco™️ that sorta looks like a myriad of manicures on old lady paws i mean hands 😳

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is Christa Pike gonna be on that new Public Execution show?

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Karen Sue Waters @karensuew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is delightful!! The difference between the cult people like this hag and Jack Smith is that he never stops working (save for an occasional basketball game) and they never start. The stunts don't work anymore. Should have learned that from the tubby orange toddler and the laughable "fight" pose.

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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd rather be in Alabama.

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Meanwhile, At the Stupidity Olympics: Tommy Tuberville: Airline pilots and flight attendants are furries, doing furry things on your plane. Eric Schmitt: Hold my beer.

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#ImpeachTrumpNow @trumps-a-moron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

John Kennedy & Eric Schmitt with their big “gotcha” of Jack Smith. Zoom into their expressions 😂😂 These fuckwits confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks, fabricated a scandal, called Smith a “dirtbag” and then got publicly humiliated. Who’s the dirtbag now, bitches? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

After losing his wife, the man's children adopted a shelter dog to provide him with companionship. [📹 lolaa.mariaa] Original post

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Donald Trump is aging in reverse! It’s the most incredible news in history.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

An elementary school teacher has trouble keeping tabs on her class.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Is there a word that is the opposite of “pregnant”?

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

…and Trump keeps on ticking.

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They're wearing the cats.....

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

GUY ON TV: “Eating salad will give you explosive diarrhea. Don’t eat salad.” ME: “Already on it, Captain.”

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

After he's dead, we're gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren't we???

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NetworkforDemocracy @simple-truth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm not sure he can be prosecuted for this because of presidential immunity. Thank you Justice Roberts.

From the clever comebacks community on Reddit. There is a picture of Donald Trump with a neutral face quoting him saying: "I just want to find 11780 votes, which is one more than we have because we won the state" The caption on the bottom reads: "The only person caught trying to rig the 2020 election was Donald Trump and it's on tape."

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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 19/07/2026

Remember this? The criminal speaks ~

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The only way I would ever give Trump a dime is if he puts a 24/7 live feed camera in his prison cell to watch the chunky monkey cry himself to sleep while being butt raped by men of color.

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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The Internet is forever

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Steve Schmidt @thewarningses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...

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Lindsey knew better. He chose worse.

Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I was really hoping Trump would go before Lindsay because you know Graham would have one Mai Tai too many at the wake and start drunkenly spilling the beans about Trump’s diapers.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“Brief and sudden illness” = “He was murdered”

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday. Probably would have talked more but the conversation took a really weird sexual turn.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

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Maized&Confused 🇺🇦 @maizedandconfused.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Our president is officially a rapist today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

but day spensive

Lettering over storefront reads "DAY IGHT DONUTS."

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Just 2 guys selling Tequila at Costco — Hawthorne, CA.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Welp, guess that settles it 🙃

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Nine months from tonight there’s gonna be a fuckton of unwanted babies born in NYC. Most of them will be named Nixon Five.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Does everyone agree that when he dies, radio stations must play “Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead” for a minimum of 24 hours.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My new car has lots of fancy technology in it. Just now I put it in reverse and it showed a video of some lady getting run over by a car.

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED HERE,TOO !

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Dr Eric Farmer @himself132.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Visited Grandpa today. Bless him. He told me that people were being jailed for seven years for repairing their own cars, and then fell asleep in mid-sentence. Hang on, that was the President of the United States.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Wrote a song today. Hope you like it. Goes a little something like this. suno.com/s/NuNjZh0CIu...

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Four Fifty A Gallon (Gospel Revival)

Listen and make your own on Suno.

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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

driving casket to cemetery: uh oh. im lost . shoulda re-hearsed . lol family of deceased:

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I would have hated to be the Secret Service guy who had to dive on Trump and cover him with his body. The moment my crotch mashed into his squishy dirty diaper, I would have to hurl.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I don’t give a shit what you personally believe so save it, you narcissistic sonofabitch. NOT all Wheat Thins are created equal. Deal with it you insufferable prick.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

What’s the over/under on when an ICE agent will flip out and shoot up an airport? I’ve heard 17 days but I wanted to be sure.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I’m amused by society’s collective pearl clutching over the human dick wart’s eulogy of Robert Mueller as if they expected more from him as a president. I lost all respect for him after the “pussy”bombshell like most forward thinking Americans. Welcome to the party, pal.

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Uncle Bob @djjimmydee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Chuck Norris just Chuck Norrised the shit out of death.

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