Reposted by ditchponyditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 05/02/2025someday we will have the technology to turn the plastic accumulating in each of our brains into a personalized McDonald’s happy meal toy but until then we must continue gathering 281832287
Reposted by ditchponyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here. 1535797669
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every great love letter starts with “check out this month’s cream cheese” 120
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m a married woman but my account with the local bagel shop has my maiden name. it’s just more affirming. whatever is happening between me and the bakery staff has been going on long before that man came into my life and frankly it’s none of his concern. 215117
Reposted by ditchponyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Something is welling up inside. I hope it's laughter. 1723648
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026they ended up ordering To Go because the cat was overstimulated. Our community lost two great volunteer softball coaches to the affordability crisis. 0443
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026there are abundant signs that things are Not Going Well but the millennial couple fussing over their cat in a stroller on the bar patio is the most poignant financial depression indicator I’ve ever seen. these people would have done incredible work with the PTA. 2689
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I had 2 planners. 1 for school, 1 for work. Realized it might be simpler if I consolidated both into 1 shared planner. However, neither had all the features I wanted. Which is how it came to pass that my husband walked in on me muttering like a cold case detective with 3 open planners on the table. 0201
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I was always more of a passion papaya green tea girly which is I think mildly less fatal than the lemonade? 100
Reposted by ditchponyKevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you." 200130582240
Reposted by ditchponyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026America is now #1 in military spending, guns, and diarrhea 2535574
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I recognize that I am powerless over the Panera cranberry walnut chicken salad sandwich, that my life has become unmanageable, that I have spent hours, perhaps days, in this drive thru, that I am unable to free myself. 2202
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/07/2026years ago my folks invited all the children to family dinner to then reveal mom had cancer. we are now very activated by family dinner invitations lol 130
Reposted by ditchponyHarris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026oh so it's like rocket league but with people 294665952
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/07/2026loved ones so used to serious news I have to preface invites, “not pregnant, diagnosed or divorcing: do you want to get coffee this week?” 0236
Reposted by ditchponyceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114662105
Reposted by ditchponyJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Roommate thinks I didn’t notice he ate my swedish meatballs, but I wasn’t björn yesterday 1537392
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 23/06/2026inside me are two wolves. one does not know how to install a television. one wants to play video games. the wolves, they are fighting. 3301
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’m not a “bad gardener” I just have faith that the Lord will provide. These weeds are a faith statement. That wilted basil is a testament to trust. 0195
Reposted by ditchponyceej @ceej.online · 26/05/2026I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory 1782972240
Reposted by ditchponyProtector 5763 @protector5763.bsky.social · 25/05/2026China has developed a battery that is based on sea salt. Not lithium. It is now being used in Chinese vehicles. It’s more efficient, can hold 90% of its charge at -40c, provides a range of 500 kms, cheap to manufacture, and better for the environment. The US is being left in the dust. 37463611837
Reposted by ditchponyJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2026bluesky has the juice. it's celery juice tho 1649538
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Critics are calling my dogs creative decision to wrestle with a skunk the evening before a roadtrip “inspired” “hilarious” and “a really great way to break the ice with everyone you meet!” 821718
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’m about ready to do the whole rice meat vegetable slop every single meal I’m so tired 011
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I can’t with these meal kit subscriptions. there is enough turmoil in the world. I don’t need homework in the fridge. we can eat without glaze. 1213
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 17/05/2026today’s affirmations: I have everything I need, especially salt and vinegar chips I am attractive to women and gnats I produce a healthy amount of sweat a bird would make a home with my hair 0333
Reposted by ditchponySherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe. 16604011114971
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Computa…. assure me of my godlike power …. Computa …. Tell me I am genius important angel boy …. Computa … make me wax wings to fly so very high 0132
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 12/05/2026today’s affirmations: I am porous and ecological. I am wearing cool shoes. I can cry profusely. I will eat a fresh scone. when a babies look at me I will smile and wave no matter what. 19118
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 12/05/2026no matter how tough it gets we are at all times and all places one Korean bbq sandwich away from remembering life is worth living 0317
Reposted by ditchponyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship 143973738
Reposted by ditchponyKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook 105112962897
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Oh for sure and I’m all for it. I just enjoy that my husband’s reading experience now has pop ups. 000
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 08/05/2026bonkers. people and horses just do stuff. don’t even know how to feel about it. 030
Reposted by ditchponyDanny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Witnessing southern states rush to dismantle black voting power is truly truly some heartbreaking shit to behold 467120132804
Reposted by ditchponyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Modern technology could learn from older stuff that does what it's supposed to and doesn't bother you. My toilet just works and never sends me emails like "Good news! Flush® is now Floosh®" 643199521
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 08/05/2026husband is reading a used copy of All Quiet on the Western Front & and someone left post-its with insights like “author uses similes and metaphors to explain things” and “war and suffering is bad and changes people” and I always know when he finds a new post-it bc I can hear his anguished sighs 2607
Reposted by ditchponye.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like 194116272196
Reposted by ditchponyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house 483938476
Reposted by ditchponyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace) 188110541791
Reposted by ditchponyCEO of Rent ‘Em Spoons Inc. @joialexandra.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Picked this up at the library today. 2 chapters in and I LOVE it. 29375181421
Reposted by ditchponyDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it. 8886371605
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 05/05/2026hey siri I was. eating a hasty hotdog and the ketchup water and the mustard water slid off the dog and onto my phone and. I think I got a little in my phone hole. hey siri can you hear me Siri say something 27415
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Omg walking with liquids hack I learned that changed my life: don’t look at the cup. Your hand will naturally balance it by feel but if you look at it it’s like information overload. Just don’t look down. Now I walk around with my morning coffee all the time. 170
ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I am an intelligent woman turning in A level work for her second masters degree. did I get lost in a middle school last week? sure. did I accidentally order a package to a ten year old address? absolutely. have I not been able to figure out how to take these earrings out for weeks? listen. 117725