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@ditchpony.bsky.social
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live from Minnesota my dissertation: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x6…

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
someday we will have the technology to turn the plastic accumulating in each of our brains into a personalized McDonald’s happy meal toy but until then we must continue gathering
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every great love letter starts with “check out this month’s cream cheese”
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m a married woman but my account with the local bagel shop has my maiden name. it’s just more affirming. whatever is happening between me and the bakery staff has been going on long before that man came into my life and frankly it’s none of his concern.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Something is welling up inside. I hope it's laughter.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey hey hey!
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
they ended up ordering To Go because the cat was overstimulated. Our community lost two great volunteer softball coaches to the affordability crisis.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there are abundant signs that things are Not Going Well but the millennial couple fussing over their cat in a stroller on the bar patio is the most poignant financial depression indicator I’ve ever seen. these people would have done incredible work with the PTA.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I had 2 planners. 1 for school, 1 for work. Realized it might be simpler if I consolidated both into 1 shared planner. However, neither had all the features I wanted. Which is how it came to pass that my husband walked in on me muttering like a cold case detective with 3 open planners on the table.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I was always more of a passion papaya green tea girly which is I think mildly less fatal than the lemonade?
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
America is now #1 in military spending, guns, and diarrhea
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I recognize that I am powerless over the Panera cranberry walnut chicken salad sandwich, that my life has become unmanageable, that I have spent hours, perhaps days, in this drive thru, that I am unable to free myself.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
years ago my folks invited all the children to family dinner to then reveal mom had cancer. we are now very activated by family dinner invitations lol
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Harris Foster - Biddy Blas FAN ACCOUNT @harris.zone · 07/07/2026
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
loved ones so used to serious news I have to preface invites, “not pregnant, diagnosed or divorcing: do you want to get coffee this week?”
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Roommate thinks I didn’t notice he ate my swedish meatballs, but I wasn’t björn yesterday
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
inside me are two wolves. one does not know how to install a television. one wants to play video games. the wolves, they are fighting.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m not a “bad gardener” I just have faith that the Lord will provide. These weeds are a faith statement. That wilted basil is a testament to trust.
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/05/2026
I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory
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Protector 5763 @protector5763.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
China has developed a battery that is based on sea salt. Not lithium. It is now being used in Chinese vehicles. It’s more efficient, can hold 90% of its charge at -40c, provides a range of 500 kms, cheap to manufacture, and better for the environment. The US is being left in the dust.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
bluesky has the juice. it's celery juice tho
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Critics are calling my dogs creative decision to wrestle with a skunk the evening before a roadtrip “inspired” “hilarious” and “a really great way to break the ice with everyone you meet!”
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m about ready to do the whole rice meat vegetable slop every single meal I’m so tired
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I can’t with these meal kit subscriptions. there is enough turmoil in the world. I don’t need homework in the fridge. we can eat without glaze.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
today’s affirmations: I have everything I need, especially salt and vinegar chips I am attractive to women and gnats I produce a healthy amount of sweat a bird would make a home with my hair
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Computa…. assure me of my godlike power …. Computa …. Tell me I am genius important angel boy …. Computa … make me wax wings to fly so very high
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
today’s affirmations: I am porous and ecological. I am wearing cool shoes. I can cry profusely. I will eat a fresh scone. when a babies look at me I will smile and wave no matter what.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
no matter how tough it gets we are at all times and all places one Korean bbq sandwich away from remembering life is worth living
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh for sure and I’m all for it. I just enjoy that my husband’s reading experience now has pop ups.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
bonkers. people and horses just do stuff. don’t even know how to feel about it.
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Witnessing southern states rush to dismantle black voting power is truly truly some heartbreaking shit to behold
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Modern technology could learn from older stuff that does what it's supposed to and doesn't bother you. My toilet just works and never sends me emails like "Good news! Flush® is now Floosh®"
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
husband is reading a used copy of All Quiet on the Western Front & and someone left post-its with insights like “author uses similes and metaphors to explain things” and “war and suffering is bad and changes people” and I always know when he finds a new post-it bc I can hear his anguished sighs
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Pete Davidson is Zach Wood’s Wario.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
meme featuring an American Girl Doll with long blonde hair, wearing a dark blue winter coat with white fur trim and a matching hat. She stands against a black-and-white historical illustration of a snowy campsite with figures huddled around a fire. The doll's coat has small, dark red bloodstains near the hem. White, bold text overlaid on the image reads: "we need an american girl doll who was part of the donner party and had to eat her dad."
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CEO of Rent ‘Em Spoons Inc. @joialexandra.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Picked this up at the library today. 2 chapters in and I LOVE it.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hey siri I was. eating a hasty hotdog and the ketchup water and the mustard water slid off the dog and onto my phone and. I think I got a little in my phone hole. hey siri can you hear me Siri say something
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Omg walking with liquids hack I learned that changed my life: don’t look at the cup. Your hand will naturally balance it by feel but if you look at it it’s like information overload. Just don’t look down. Now I walk around with my morning coffee all the time.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I am an intelligent woman turning in A level work for her second masters degree. did I get lost in a middle school last week? sure. did I accidentally order a package to a ten year old address? absolutely. have I not been able to figure out how to take these earrings out for weeks? listen.
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
truly, but in this economy
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