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Displaced_Salade

@displacedsalad.bsky.social
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Actual human; mostly. She/her. Quiet until I'm not. Generally uninteresting.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sent this to my folks like "hey look it's me" and their response was "hopefully you can reset it" 😕 (one diagnostic factor is that this can't be reset and that you'll get all sorts of health problems from trying to force your body to be something it's not, as they tried to force for years)
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Doink Studios @doinkstudios.com · 28/09/2026
You won't lose oxen to any rivers, but I'm making no promises that crossing asteroid fields in Astrobound will be any less stressful... 🚀☄️☄️ Cross carefully, or your voyage could be short-lived 🕹️ Wishlist Astrobound -> store.steampowered.com/app/3843130/... #indiegames #indiedev #gamedev #godot
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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 27/09/2026
"Everyone thinks smoking is bad for children, but if you color the cigarette packaging with bright colors and add cartoons to them suddenly they're not dangerous. They're just a fashion statement"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 27/09/2026
✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ That little merp! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #cat #cute #funny #joyousjoyness #repost
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/07/2025
Garfield DOOM demons (11/2021)
Three DOOM enemies drawn to look like Garfields: a floating cacodemon, the walking demon, and a fat demon with gun arms.
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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you so much for the love!! I’m so obsessed with her so it makes me so happy to see people loving her too! She’s available to adopt here if you want your own fuzzy bumble shark 💛 www.afternoonfika.com/collections/...
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[PRE-ORDER, Ships Early 2027] Humlehaj The Bumble Shark Plush
THIS IS A PRE-ORDER PRODUCT AND IS ESTIMATED TO SHIP IN EARLY 2027! For updates, please check our pre-order updates page. Following the glow of sunflowers and the scent of sweet nectar, you see her, h...
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Deez" *rolling eyes, sighing* "Deez who?" "Deez are the voyages of the starship Enterprise"
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Nicole 🪲 @fossilforager.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jumping spiders of the world! 🕷️🌎
An illustration by me featuring 16 different species of colorful jumping spiders of all shapes, sizes, and colors. They are illustrated on a light orange background. Species featured from left to right, starting from the top row:

Ilargus coccineus

Regal jumping spider (Phidippus regius)

Horned-owl peacock spider (Maratus bubo)

Metallic blue jumping spider (Thiania bhamoensis)

Second row:

Flying peacock spider (Maratus volans)

Magnolia jumping spider (Lyssomanes viridis)

Apache jumping spider (Phidippus apacheanus)

Red-backed jumping spider (Phidippus johnsoni)

Third row:

House jumping spider (Pseudeuophrys lanigera)

Jade jumping spider (Siler semiglaucus)

Paradise jumping spider (Habronattus americanus)

Ant-mimic jumping spider (Myrmaplata plataleoides)

Fourth row:

Bold jumping spider (Phidippus audax)

Coastal jumping spider (Maratus speciosus)

Green jumping spider (Mopsus mormon)

Golden jumping spider (Paraphidippus aurantius)
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Tallulah Cunningham @yesthattallulah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In particular this darling donkey crab tortoise monstrosity is dedicated to @kaseygifford.bsky.social Who has been creating marvellous monsters since forever ago.
A fuzzy donkey head and neck looks forward out of a crabs carapace with its ears pointing forward, to either shoulder are the crabs eyes, they hold big chunky claws in front of them and the ends of where the crabs feet would be a little hooves. To the right of it is a side view of the donkey chimera creature. Revealing its shell transforms into a tortoise shell and it has a pair of tortoise hind legs in the caboose along with a donkey tail.
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 23/09/2026
Going to leave my shop link right here if you'd like to support a bi artist on bi visibility day. 🩷💜💙 shop.breelundberg.com
Photo of a hand holding up a sticker of a cute white bunny character that is holding a bi pride flag.
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Camellia Tea Ceremony @camelliakyoto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 3 Wise Monkeys (三猿) are symbols of the Kōshin faith🙈🙉🙊 'See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil': Mizaru (見ざる), Kikazaru (聞かざる) and Iwazaru (言わざる). But why all the simians? Simply put, monkeys are considered to be protection against evil. #Japan #Kyoto #三猿
The famous monkey carvings at Nikko Toshogu.The famous monkey carvings at Nikko Toshogu.The famous monkey carvings at Nikko Toshogu.The famous monkey carvings at Nikko Toshogu.
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KikiDoodle & Purrmaids @ BLFC @kikidoodle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sekhmet wound up developing pyometra, and needed an emergency spay. Final bill, $1700, oof. (More details in the thread) SO, I'm going to take some loose YCH commissions! Your Cat Here! Reply with a photo of your cat, and what pose you'd like! Then message me for payment information. 🐈🐈‍⬛👀
Sekhmet the cornish rex cat. A tortie cornish rex wears a lemon shaped soft cone. She has a massive red blaze. Her tummy is a bit bald as she was just spayed.YCH (Your Cat here)
$80 each, $60 for voids (solid black cats)
Image depicts 7 different cat poses. Pose 1 shows 3 examples of a finished cat drawing.
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fannd ✧ comms waitlist @fannd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hi, I'm fannd, and I'm raising funds to treat the physical and mental consequences of stage 3 endometriosis! You can help me by reposting this, commissioning a piece, or donating. My previous commissions are in the carousel 🩶🤲🏻 ✶ Links and donations: hipolink.net/fannd #commissions #art
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VAL🦴HAL @valhal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Made a Deadly Spawn inspired pumpkin 🎃 The teeth are potatoes that I also carved
A pumpkin carved to look like the Deadly Spawn The same pumpkin but with a candle lit up inside
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austin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all ready to do some good this week? How I'd Fix Atlanta has once again partnered with Undue Medical Debt to help out a bunch of our neighbors. As always, we need your help. Please give what you can and tell everyone you know. unduemedicaldebt.org/campaign/whe...
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When Good Georgians Get Together, Great Things Happen
How I’d Fix Atlanta was a free monthly essay series for four years. It’s been a couple of print zines and a performance on a stage a few times. Quite often, it’s stickers. HIFA is large, it contains multitudes. Every September, we do a big fundraiser to abolish medical debt. From 2023-2025, we raised more than […]
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 23/09/2026
⚠️ New Twitch Email Scam.⚠️ Do not be fooled by an email claiming to be "Twitch Automated Audio Detection Systems" that asks you to verify your rights to use audio.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 30/05/2026
If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts
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🌺 Giulia Valentini | Artbook PDF on KoFi!! @kurocyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
reminder too that not "pornographic" nudity gets also flagged as nsfw so not adult artists could be hidden as well!
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
5 days left with still 62 pledges left to go. This hasn’t budged much in the past few days despite a daily push. It’s perhaps a bit of a pipe dream to get this funded w/o a prototype but I had to try!
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐈‍⬛🤍..
A dark blue illustration with handwritten white text reading, “You never know what someone might be carrying in the shadows of their life, and maybe that’s why some humans just love cats so much. Cats can see in the dark.” Below, a wide-eyed black cat peeks through a softly lit window with open shutters.
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two recently completed mini figures. Want one of your own? I am currently open for commissions! ko-fi.com/verdantsculp...
A photo of my hand holding up a small purple dragon figure. It is standing with its wings spread above it.  It has a scorpion like tail, blue wings, bronze belly scales and bronze armor pads.  A photo of my hand holding a small figure of a blue lineolated parakeet.
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Almost done with these two halloween bonsais. Just one more pass of shading to do. I am selling these for $175 each plus $15 flat rate shipping in the US. Payment via PayPal invoice. These won't be going up in the shop and will come with me to shows if they don't sell here. DM to claim.
A photo of two halloween themed bonsai dragons sitting on my desk.  They are planted in half pumpkin shaped pots.  They are black with orange foliage and moss.  They are surrounded at their roots by brown moss and small clay pumpkins.
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Alexis Flower @alexisflower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this september feels like everyone got back from summer vacation and got straight to work breaking everything and losing their fucking minds
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wow its amazing how much lighter i feel after completing an extremely daunting task that's been weighing on me for months. i guess procrastination really does lead to more stress. good thing i'll definitely remember this for all future daunting tasks
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 20/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "if you don't want me to judge you, maybe stop doing stupid shit"
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Enjoy, you freaks www.clevelandkitchen.com/product/dill...
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Dill Pickle Buffalo Everything Sauce | Cleveland Kitchen
Buffalo heat meets tangy dill pickle flavor in a creamy everything sauce built for bold taste and everyday dipping.
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KiraNightmare 💀 @kiranightmare.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Playing Resident Evil 5 with @whatsherface.bsky.social today! 😀 www.twitch.tv/WhatsHerFace www.twitch.tv/kiranightmare
static.klipy.com
Resident Evil 5
ALT: Resident Evil 5
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WhatsHerFace (Mandy) @whatsherface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Live w/ @kiranightmare.bsky.social doing some co-op RE5! Twitch.tv/WhatsHerFace Twitch.tv/KiraNightmare
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PoopWitchX @poopwitchx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NIGHT 2 RAISING FOR ERIKA LEGACY!!!!! MORE GIVEAWAYS!!! Get yo booties in here!! Twitch.tv/poopwitchx Twitch.tv/poopwitchx Twitch.tv/poopwitchx
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 17/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "today's a great fuckin' day to stop listening to dummy mcdumbface"
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Mrrr! Treats, please!”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was scrolling instagram, which is full of deer videos, and found this one video full of very good reference pics of deer hooves so I thought I’d share because it’s very hard to find reference of deer hooves.
Deer legsDeer back let Deer leg
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a poorly drawn cat doing an impressive splita tabby-and-white cat sitting on a tiled floor while doing a split
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Many Many Many pots available on my website! Don’t think i’ve had such a large selection of crawler pots available at one time in a very long time. Perfect time to select your favourite and give it a home www.roseschmits.com
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍
A large, fluffy black cat with one visible, unimpressed eye peeks in from the lower-right corner of a textured mustard-yellow background. White handwritten text reads: “It’s okay to have an existential crisis if you must. But if you’re going to have one, have it during working hours. Never panic for free.”
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re helping
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've learned some unpleasant things on Bsky today, so let's do a palate cleanser: Red river hog momma with babies, from a 2025 viral video. Bunny-warthog plus furry watermelons. Red river hogs (Potamochoerus porcus) are native to W African rainforest & swamps.
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rial miruku 🪷【vtuber】 @riaru.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every day on this planet, there are small miracles. we just have to notice them 🪷💚
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He fell asleep in my arms with his tongue out, purring
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Converse @lousywords.com · 12/09/2026
If you’re a larger person (like me) they print these shirts in sizes up to 5XL and that’s fucking awesome.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text " you should be fuckin' shamefaced"
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