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Disco Witch

@disco-witchcraft.bsky.social
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scientists discovered that bumblebees can beat zelda. i believe bumblebees can do anything.

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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't like it when people say "you could have been born at any point in time" because no i couldn't. i was abandoned in the woods and raised by touhou girls. other people can be born at other points in time but prince shotoku wasn't their mom so they weren't me
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
mgs4 boss: *tries to give snake a lapdance and dies*
drebin: "that was coconut crab, she was forced to eat amelia earhart as a child"
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Nosette @nosette.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey guys you remember that totally real remake Mesmalie had for the Nintendo 64 home console system trademark #mesmalie
A mixed media artwork imitating the style of nintendo 64 game boxes, depicting a fictional "Mesmalie 64", a fake n64 remake of the game Mesmalie.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Coraline Jortay 喬海霖 @qiaoj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got a new google scholar notification, so I go check and find this very cool poem by Wang Jibing 王计兵, the recent Lu Xun prize winner, prefacing a PhD thesis on women migrant workers and the gig economy PhD students in all disciplines: more poems in theses please, we love to see them! ✨💫
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Rain @orbitaldot.com · 13/05/2026
#mesmalie
Mesmer from Mesmalie lying in the flowers,,,
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
erwin schrödinger standing outside a box, lookin stupid, saying "The cat will be in a superposition of life and death" meanwhile inside the box, tony the tiger is saying "I'm big and hot and I like to watch" while nervously eyeing the broken flask of poison released by the quantum superposition that the geiger counter observed
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Sincess @sarazaran.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How come medieval fantasy media always features like elves and orcs and goblins and shit instead of whatever the hell this is
 illustration of a sciapod, Cyclops, blemmy, and cynocephalus as seen in The Voyage and Travels of Sir John Mandeville
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 05/07/2026
hey man can you tell me is this one a porno or an isekai? the title cuts off before it explains the premise.
Honda-san
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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Knoxville Zoo happily welcomes twins Sisu and Doofah for todays Daily red panda. Just look at the adorable little peanuts!
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i'm a materialist so whatever makes my dick hard is
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Kentucky Route Zero and it's not even close
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Mercury ΘΔ @mikrae.moth.gay · 26/06/2026
blood isn't meant to stay inside! it is a wild animal and needs its natural habitat. take it for walks! show it off to your friends! bring it to parks so it can frolic and socialize with other blood.
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
they should make transgender hamlet. like it should be exactly the same as normal except hamlet comes back from norway as a woman and nobody comments on it
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
gpus only draw transformer architectures when they're very distressed and this is cruelty against one of nature's beautiful children please give me the gpus and i promise to only have them draw healthy triangles and maybe sometimes meshlets
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The best part of having a wife is that there's someone in your house that you can do really terrible bits at whenever you want
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
bumblebees are gamers but like in a good way
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i'm happy to see more people learn that bumblebees can beat zelda
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 12/06/2026
happy pride monk
varmint yuri, now in color
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Elena Kononenko @kononenko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hello, today is my Birthday! ✨And the best gift for an artist is a retweet of their artworks 🍃🌿
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
they should let the pop team epic people do a touhou anime
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
me, foolish, doesn't know: the game grumps are making an isekai? me, wise, worldly, 22 minutes later: the game grumps isekai is also about purgatory
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i didn't like the pilot of digital circus back when it first aired, but i'm coming around after giving it a second shot and watching the rest
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
*sits backward in chair* the book of job is the first mechsploitation, which makes satan the first handler
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i deserve a theme in a minor key that gets truncated to 3/4 and then again to 5/8 on subsequent appearances
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Laser @lasersinger.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I want hard work to pay off. I want good morals and ethics to pay off. I want treating people kindly and equitably to pay off. Nothing else... at the end of the day matters to me...
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i don't need WARHOUND because i am already my own hound and mech and handler and rival. this would all be easier were i plural but alas,
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i missed the trend because i'm simple and took many days to come to know myself, but it turns out i transitioned to be an underdog. but not like that kind of dog
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
pride month just feels like a reminder of everything wrong with me
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Various Types of Women
Accepting from a newspaper of magazine that has the word women seven times in seven different typefaces underneath a labels this as various types of women
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
coyote talks a big game but look who invented parlays
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#pixelart
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
thinking about how the "two cakes" thing disappeared after they came up with the equivalent of mass-produced grocery store slab cakes with sawdust filler
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Catherine Winters @catherinewinters.com · 25/05/2026
Canadians, write your MPs. We can't be doing this kind of evil stuff. A country that locks up its refugee claimants is not a "Safe Third Country" under any definition. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
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‘Canada is handing people over to ICE’: refugees rejected at border face US detention
As Canada tightens asylum rules, refugees reuniting with family say they are being turned over to ICE and jailed for months after failed border claims
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#pixelart
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
sometimes u just gotta add some stuff to the keyword mutes and memory hole the entire affair. anyway someone made a pretty cool new minecraft mod. it's called "spectrum" or maybe "pastel" depending on who you're getting it from? i hope both developers are doing well
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
you're leaving? but i thought the samsara was the point?
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
anti-undertale rpg where you can pick a fight with anything. bridge is closed? just kill the river. not getting the items you want? take it up with the dead air in the drop table
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 10/07/2025
i'm thinking about that shrew
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Marlboro Red 👎Not Recommended 7,322 packs on record POSTED: 6 FEBRUARY Product received for free i want a refund
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The hard-working bumblebee #worldbeeday
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Saša Đurđević @azuremeraki.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
[oc] Juno
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i love you grain weevil
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
my fursona? heh heh heh.. i'll tell you my fursona.. . the girl reading this
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.
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MK Reed - @ SPX K4B @mkreed.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Re: kickstarter/obscenity: There is no purity test you can pass if someone else decides they don't want you to.
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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pottetto ✷ fiona @pottetto.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
on a date
A girl and a human-sized bumblebee sit at a table, next to large windows.  They're having desserts, and seem to be on a date. Around them are a bookshelf, books and knick knacks.
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Disco Witch @disco-witchcraft.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
tip for video game designers: let me talk to the final boss within 30 seconds of starting the game. it's always a good idea
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