Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i'm finally watching severance and i gotta say. i get it, man. if dichen lachman was MY dead wife i would have been on the fucking news. 000
Reposted by Bloofer LadyDylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Laura doodle Nude variant: www.patreon.com/Cadhla182/po... #Wolverine #LauraKinney #Marvel #Xmen #FanArt 11376102
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the bride of frankenstein was, in a sense, the original dead wife 011
Reposted by Bloofer LadyFIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 72310666
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why is it called the Deadpool Corps when you could have called it the Wade Brigade 020
Reposted by Bloofer Ladypipi🏳️⚧️ @pickedaxe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026writing is about showing off your particular brand of mental illness in a fun and often erotic way 0254115
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Actually this IS my circus. But those monkeys are unaffiliated with me. My monkeys are doing just fine. I don't know what's up with those other monkeys. 020
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Wow, Dr. Frankenstein, you really are the modern Prometheus!" 010
Reposted by Bloofer LadyStarlett (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @starlett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Samus in her new suit 5893169
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In another life in another world we could have had a Van Helsing vs The Mummy film 010
Reposted by Bloofer Lady_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Someone was hungry for wings 🍗 121083205
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why is this hostess fruit pie ad making johnny and icemaster look like a couple of hostess fruit pies 011
Reposted by Bloofer LadyCrossman 🏳️🌈 (New account, pls refollow.) @crossman2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Since im reposting cuz i lost my old account, i feel like its a good idea to repost this silly thing i did for @hoshizoralone.bsky.social. Thank you for begin awesome. #samus #metroidprime #metroidprime4 #NoraArmstrong #crossmanartwork 3503125
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026LIFEHACK: You can [wash] your hair with [shampoo] and [water]. This action eliminates [grease] and [dandruff] and adds a healthy, bouncy [sheen] to it. Press the Ⓧ button to [wash] your hair when interacting with a [shower]. 010
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026my fatal flaw is that i will always, no hesitation, fuck up a box of stauffer's whales. blink and half the box is gone. don't know what the shit they put in those that makes them so much more addicting than any goldfish will ever be. 010
Reposted by Bloofer Lady星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks 4390732708
Reposted by Bloofer LadyBloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 09/07/2026ARMSTRONG: Would you still love me if I was a worm? SAMUS (licking her lips): A... A worm, you say...? 021
Reposted by Bloofer Ladypsudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 15/02/2025"Samus's encounters with several parasitic alien organisms has left us to wonder just how much is left of the human. We can only hope the Samus entity remains on our side." #metroid 7460351783
Reposted by Bloofer Lady_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Which one(s) are you? 🧟♂️🧛🏻♀️🐺 49985280
Reposted by Bloofer LadyVicas @vicas3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Can't believe this was originally made for the wrong game 43325739
Reposted by Bloofer LadyBrandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ravenous #metroid 13375471905
Reposted by Bloofer LadyKaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026METROID RAVENOUS: She's hungry for old woman pussy 262474544
Reposted by Bloofer Lady¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026【RAVENOUS】 243871434
Reposted by Bloofer Ladyheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want 14259981541
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 09/09/2026whenever somebody says "c'est la vie" i like to respond "la vie". i've yet to get a laugh with this one but the grind never stops. 000
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ocarina of time remake, gorr the god-butcher, and arieforce one going to six flags. what a week, huh. 000
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We got a god butcher, yes. But is there a god femmer? 001
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026considering shipping morrigan aensland and lucina fire emblem just to feel something 000
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the reason dracula never drinks wine is because he only likes his specialty cocktail, the transylvania twist 000
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1993) the kind of movie that has you alternating between yelling "KILL YOUR HUSBAND" and "KILL YOUR FATHER" every five minutes 000
Reposted by Bloofer LadyBloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 24/07/2026if i was married to nancy archer i would have simply loved and appreciated and supported her. even when she became 50 feet tall. i'm built different. she needed a real woman like me. 001
Reposted by Bloofer LadyMister 🥩🔞 @uio590.bsky.social · 28/08/2026And then this piece is getting a lot of love on Twitter too rn so I’ll post it here too 🙂↕️ always wanted Daphne and thorn to kiss when I was younger 71745478
Reposted by Bloofer LadyDr. Scott Hartman - but not THAT kind of doctor @skeletaldrawing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Have you ever wanted to visually compare the size of your favorite extinct animals? Now you can, as I'm launching an interactive size comparison tool on my website. Give it a try and let me know what you think: www.skeletaldrawing.com/compare/ 40911441
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 21/08/2026embarrassed that spider-man is on this so i'm including an extra to mitigate that feeling 040
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 21/08/2026like a year or so after galactus first tried to eat the earth there was a superbowl commercial where legally-distinct fantastic four gave galactus a snickers bar to satisfy his all-encompassing hunger and the discourse about whether or not it was poor taste persists to this day 120
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 21/08/2026oh, so the internet can blow up over making SPIDER-MAN transgender, but the second i suggest doing the same to Eric O'Grady, suddenly i'm the weirdo 010
Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 19/08/2026got to the part of the jwe2 dlc where soyona shows up and i got a little flustered 000