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Bloofer Lady

@sarazaran.bsky.social
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Sara. Her/She. 29. CEO of Wasp. I talk about marvel comics (mostly ants, obscure Avengers, and cosmic bullshit), theme parks, stupid nintendo games, and weird old movies and tv shows.

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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i'm finally watching severance and i gotta say. i get it, man. if dichen lachman was MY dead wife i would have been on the fucking news.
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Laura doodle Nude variant: www.patreon.com/Cadhla182/po... #Wolverine #LauraKinney #Marvel #Xmen #FanArt
Laura Kinney showing her claws in a battle damaged Wolverine outfit.
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the bride of frankenstein was, in a sense, the original dead wife
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jessjessdraws @jessjessdraws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Samus
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is it called the Deadpool Corps when you could have called it the Wade Brigade
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last four letterboxd watched: Van Helsing, Aliens, Night of the Twisters, Point Break
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pipi🏳️‍⚧️ @pickedaxe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
writing is about showing off your particular brand of mental illness in a fun and often erotic way
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Actually this IS my circus. But those monkeys are unaffiliated with me. My monkeys are doing just fine. I don't know what's up with those other monkeys.
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Wow, Dr. Frankenstein, you really are the modern Prometheus!"
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Starlett (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @starlett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Samus in her new suit
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In another life in another world we could have had a Van Helsing vs The Mummy film
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone was hungry for wings 🍗
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why is this hostess fruit pie ad making johnny and icemaster look like a couple of hostess fruit pies
Johnny Storm (Human Torch) flamed on and flying right at Icemaster's crotch, wearing nothing but short shorts.
Icemaster: Even you're not hot enough to melt my heart of ice, flame-face Icemaster sitting and watching Johnny fly away.
Icemaster: Leaving me cold, hot shot?
Johnny Storm: Getting something that will warm you from the inside out, Icemaster.
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Crossman 🏳️‍🌈 (New account, pls refollow.) @crossman2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since im reposting cuz i lost my old account, i feel like its a good idea to repost this silly thing i did for @hoshizoralone.bsky.social. Thank you for begin awesome. #samus #metroidprime #metroidprime4 #NoraArmstrong #crossmanartwork
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LIFEHACK: You can [wash] your hair with [shampoo] and [water]. This action eliminates [grease] and [dandruff] and adds a healthy, bouncy [sheen] to it. Press the Ⓧ button to [wash] your hair when interacting with a [shower].
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my fatal flaw is that i will always, no hesitation, fuck up a box of stauffer's whales. blink and half the box is gone. don't know what the shit they put in those that makes them so much more addicting than any goldfish will ever be.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[metroid] sammy
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ARMSTRONG: Would you still love me if I was a worm? SAMUS (licking her lips): A... A worm, you say...?
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
"Samus's encounters with several parasitic alien organisms has left us to wonder just how much is left of the human. We can only hope the Samus entity remains on our side." #metroid
A mutated version of Samus Aran, where her face and suit is seemingly merging with a Metroid parasite.
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Which one(s) are you? 🧟‍♂️🧛🏻‍♀️🐺
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Vicas @vicas3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't believe this was originally made for the wrong game
Samus Aran psychically eating pizza
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous #metroid
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
METROID RAVENOUS: She's hungry for old woman pussy
Samus Metroid dread making out with Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village
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AHHbbie @itsabbie.nekoweb.org · 09/09/2026
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
【RAVENOUS】
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
whenever somebody says "c'est la vie" i like to respond "la vie". i've yet to get a laugh with this one but the grind never stops.
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ocarina of time remake, gorr the god-butcher, and arieforce one going to six flags. what a week, huh.
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We got a god butcher, yes. But is there a god femmer?
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
considering shipping morrigan aensland and lucina fire emblem just to feel something
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the reason dracula never drinks wine is because he only likes his specialty cocktail, the transylvania twist
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1993) the kind of movie that has you alternating between yelling "KILL YOUR HUSBAND" and "KILL YOUR FATHER" every five minutes
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
if i was married to nancy archer i would have simply loved and appreciated and supported her. even when she became 50 feet tall. i'm built different. she needed a real woman like me.
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i'm on a good movie streak rn
letterboxd screenshot; Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1993), Coyote vs ACME (2026), The Hunger (1983), Escape from New York (1981)
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Mister 🥩🔞 @uio590.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And then this piece is getting a lot of love on Twitter too rn so I’ll post it here too 🙂‍↕️ always wanted Daphne and thorn to kiss when I was younger
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Dr. Scott Hartman - but not THAT kind of doctor @skeletaldrawing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Have you ever wanted to visually compare the size of your favorite extinct animals? Now you can, as I'm launching an interactive size comparison tool on my website. Give it a try and let me know what you think: www.skeletaldrawing.com/compare/
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
messaging screenshot
Joey Gilligan Griffin: songoku.. we gotta save this dog gone earth.
Songoku Ssj: savez-vous parler francaise??
Joey Gilligan Griffin: no time for dat goku..
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Maebiel @maebiel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mystique
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lex @vodjam.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
embarrassed that spider-man is on this so i'm including an extra to mitigate that feeling
my last five watched on letterboxd: The Matrix (1999), Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992), End of Oak Street (2026), Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026), and Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)
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壺 @doskoi777.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FF7R
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
like a year or so after galactus first tried to eat the earth there was a superbowl commercial where legally-distinct fantastic four gave galactus a snickers bar to satisfy his all-encompassing hunger and the discourse about whether or not it was poor taste persists to this day
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh, so the internet can blow up over making SPIDER-MAN transgender, but the second i suggest doing the same to Eric O'Grady, suddenly i'm the weirdo
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
got to the part of the jwe2 dlc where soyona shows up and i got a little flustered
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
bimbofy me, cap'n!
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Bloofer Lady @sarazaran.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
film posters for Hercules (1997), Storm (2022), Photon (2017), Cyclops (1987), Mockingbird (2014), Phoenix (1998), Rogue (2007) MagiK (2023), Nightcrawler: A Leathersex Fantasy (1986), Black Knight (2001), Hellcat (2025), Moon Girl (2016), Kingpin (1996), Stinger (2005), and Jeff (1969)
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