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It’s-a Alex!

@disastermarch.bsky.social
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Draw-er of nature shitposts, maker of merch, designer of graphics. www.alexandratinsley.com/links

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The smear ads against Abdul Al-Sayid are just listing off a bunch of good things. They’re honestly making a better case than his own ads. I want the socialist actually. Please. 🙏
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know enough weird, connected music people that sometimes my "people you might know" on fb will just be like "here's a literal famous person"
a fb "people you may know" suggestion for author roxane gay
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hehe I just realized that my dentist appointment is actually at toothhurty
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Ypsilanti District Library @ypsilibrary.org · 26/09/2026
in case anyone's in the market for some wonderful news 🥹
Screenshot of a social media post from user farmingassjas that reads, "Monarch butterfly populations are up 64% this year yall," followed by two teary-eyed smiling emojis. Behind the post is a close-up photo of a monarch butterfly, with orange and black wings dotted with white spots, resting on an orange flower against a blurred green and orange garden background.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chronically online elder millennials really think “have the day you deserve” is the sickest burn
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pickin' up the ole devices for another day of hurting my own feelings
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll hate elon forever for ruining twitter bc what do you mean I can't go back and read ten years worth of my new bf's embarrassing old takes because he deleted it all after the takeover
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking for orthopedic footwear to help my knees and this brand seems good but like... did we not google "Kuru" before going with that name? www.kurufootwear.com/pages/p-home...
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KURU Footwear Official Site
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The Ghost Mother Hawke @rohancoop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This bean doesn't even have a face and we anthropomorphised it.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Literacy gripe of the day: Balling: fun, sick, rad Bawling: sad, cry, not rad
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lightly caffeinated. Hyperfixating. Listening to my Lilith Fair playlist. Moisturized. Flourishing.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll admit that sometimes the stupid google AI thing gives me a chuckle. Would still rather google just... worked like it used to, though.
I asked if LA Apparel was owned by "that asshole" and the google AI said "Yes, it's owned by Dov Charney"
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dear local businesses: The answer to being called out for using AI slop flyers is not to then hold an unpaid flyer design contest 🤦‍♀️
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
haven’t seen many dems campaigning on the simple, low-hanging fruit of making food safe to eat again
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The type of ads I get btw
A ridiculous collage of cats with pink hearts and sparkles saying "hey girl... wondering if you're autistic? get an adult autism test 100% online"
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How many times are we gonna be told “We’ll get ‘em in the next election! Remember to vote!” before something is supposed to happen? Especially when it comes out years later “oopsie doodle looks like some of these elections might have been a little compromised! We will punish no one for this.”
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kind of seems like I’m doomed to be broke anyway so I think I might just go all in on weird art and selling foot pics
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Was just thinking about my childhood favorite movie and had an unfortunate realization re: why I, a spoiled upper middle class girl, consistently fall hard for kind-hearted promiscuous scruffballs with criminal records 😭😭
A still from Lady & The Tramp
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dear Local Realtors: hand-addressing an envelope to trick me into opening it is not going to make me want to sell my house
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Kim Herbst @kiwifruitbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nobody else could make pollution in Ferngully seem EEEXTRA horny except Tim Curry, just real raw talent there. Rest in Peace 💔
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NOT TIMMY!! Goddammit wtf
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lots of people leaving wonderful tributes to Dolly's kindness, generosity and overall good-personhood, but I think she'd also want us to remember that she was hot and funny. RIP Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T2S...
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Dolly parton tells epic story of being assaulted, wait til end
YouTube video by WhatsApp craic buzzr
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the Empire State Building Observation Deck: Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton on the Late Show. Top 10 Dolly Parton Pet Peeves: "1. Nobody notices I've got a great ass, too"
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My bf told me that he's NEVER felt shitty after a vaccine. That ONE TIME, on the second covid shot, his arm got a little sore. That's it. Bruh the second covid shot had me *praying for death*. My bones hurt so bad I didn't sleep for two days.
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Diptych @diptych.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A pup mask is just a brutalist fursuit.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you ever think they started letting us have weed so we'd relax and let them build data centers and bomb schools and shit
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Someone in our local fb is always begging people to host exchange students and all I can think is like, sorry honey, we’re going through some shit right now, it’s not a great time to invite your friends to crash here 😅
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
leftists are never beating the ideological cannibalism allegations
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Made the mistake of looking up what screwworm is, gonna go die now
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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Maximum Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Art by Skizo
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
BuT “AI” iS tHe FuTuRe 😭
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why is Illustrator assaulting me with pop-up tutorials all of a sudden as if I haven't used this software daily for at least a decade. SHUT UP OMG
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve been growing out my bangs and natural hair color because I want to start from a blank slate again but strangers are getting way too comfortable talking to me
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Not Goth Enough
ALT: Not Goth Enough
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have a doctor I see every few months for trigger point injections and the only thing he remembers about me is that I’m a graphic designer so he always brings it up. Today he was shocked to learn that I don’t use ChatGPT for everything.
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ugggghhhh I hate not being hot enough to have a shitty personality, I’m tiiiired
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every website where you can buy furniture has the exact same furniture and it's all particle board
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Paul Hammond, but better @paulghammond.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We, as a species are so embarrassing.
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I sold a skirt for $50 on poshmark in 2017 and I just got an email that the buyer "reposhed" it, still with the tags on, for $88. Girl you really sat on that one!
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One of the local radio stations has adopted the tagline “guaranteed human!” and goddamn that’s so dystopian
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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
not *told* me exactly but a (young, male) gyno once muttered "now where is your cervix...."
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