It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The smear ads against Abdul Al-Sayid are just listing off a bunch of good things. They’re honestly making a better case than his own ads. I want the socialist actually. Please. 🙏 180
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know enough weird, connected music people that sometimes my "people you might know" on fb will just be like "here's a literal famous person" 011
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hehe I just realized that my dentist appointment is actually at toothhurty 050
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Ypsilanti District Library @ypsilibrary.org · 26/09/2026in case anyone's in the market for some wonderful news 🥹 073
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Chronically online elder millennials really think “have the day you deserve” is the sickest burn 000
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Pickin' up the ole devices for another day of hurting my own feelings 030
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing 11601343
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'll hate elon forever for ruining twitter bc what do you mean I can't go back and read ten years worth of my new bf's embarrassing old takes because he deleted it all after the takeover 130
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Looking for orthopedic footwear to help my knees and this brand seems good but like... did we not google "Kuru" before going with that name? www.kurufootwear.com/pages/p-home...kurufootwear.comKURU Footwear Official Site 020
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! The Ghost Mother Hawke @rohancoop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This bean doesn't even have a face and we anthropomorphised it. 020316
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/20264 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets 196192194
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Literacy gripe of the day: Balling: fun, sick, rad Bawling: sad, cry, not rad 010
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Lightly caffeinated. Hyperfixating. Listening to my Lilith Fair playlist. Moisturized. Flourishing. 020
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'll admit that sometimes the stupid google AI thing gives me a chuckle. Would still rather google just... worked like it used to, though. 120
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dear local businesses: The answer to being called out for using AI slop flyers is not to then hold an unpaid flyer design contest 🤦♀️ 021
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026haven’t seen many dems campaigning on the simple, low-hanging fruit of making food safe to eat again 638763
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026How many times are we gonna be told “We’ll get ‘em in the next election! Remember to vote!” before something is supposed to happen? Especially when it comes out years later “oopsie doodle looks like some of these elections might have been a little compromised! We will punish no one for this.” 515123
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kind of seems like I’m doomed to be broke anyway so I think I might just go all in on weird art and selling foot pics 010
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Was just thinking about my childhood favorite movie and had an unfortunate realization re: why I, a spoiled upper middle class girl, consistently fall hard for kind-hearted promiscuous scruffballs with criminal records 😭😭 110
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dear Local Realtors: hand-addressing an envelope to trick me into opening it is not going to make me want to sell my house 110
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Kim Herbst @kiwifruitbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Nobody else could make pollution in Ferngully seem EEEXTRA horny except Tim Curry, just real raw talent there. Rest in Peace 💔 1254
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Lots of people leaving wonderful tributes to Dolly's kindness, generosity and overall good-personhood, but I think she'd also want us to remember that she was hot and funny. RIP Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T2S...youtube.comDolly parton tells epic story of being assaulted, wait til endYouTube video by WhatsApp craic buzzr 030
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026From the Empire State Building Observation Deck: Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton. 313662882
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏 3692882262
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268176334
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this. 109265694392
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My bf told me that he's NEVER felt shitty after a vaccine. That ONE TIME, on the second covid shot, his arm got a little sore. That's it. Bruh the second covid shot had me *praying for death*. My bones hurt so bad I didn't sleep for two days. 120
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Diptych @diptych.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A pup mask is just a brutalist fursuit. 1446
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke 11255245
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026you ever think they started letting us have weed so we'd relax and let them build data centers and bomb schools and shit 020
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Someone in our local fb is always begging people to host exchange students and all I can think is like, sorry honey, we’re going through some shit right now, it’s not a great time to invite your friends to crash here 😅 040
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026leftists are never beating the ideological cannibalism allegations 030
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Made the mistake of looking up what screwworm is, gonna go die now 010
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.” 862210317937
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Maximum Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Art by Skizo 81142732520
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026BuT “AI” iS tHe FuTuRe 😭 14012
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Why is Illustrator assaulting me with pop-up tutorials all of a sudden as if I haven't used this software daily for at least a decade. SHUT UP OMG 120
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’ve been growing out my bangs and natural hair color because I want to start from a blank slate again but strangers are getting way too comfortable talking to mestatic.klipy.comNot Goth EnoughALT: Not Goth Enough 130
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have a doctor I see every few months for trigger point injections and the only thing he remembers about me is that I’m a graphic designer so he always brings it up. Today he was shocked to learn that I don’t use ChatGPT for everything. 130
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ugggghhhh I hate not being hot enough to have a shitty personality, I’m tiiiired 030
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every website where you can buy furniture has the exact same furniture and it's all particle board 120
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! Paul Hammond, but better @paulghammond.bsky.social · 10/08/2026We, as a species are so embarrassing. 131
Reposted by It’s-a Alex! スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters 94138493493
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I sold a skirt for $50 on poshmark in 2017 and I just got an email that the buyer "reposhed" it, still with the tags on, for $88. Girl you really sat on that one! 030
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026One of the local radio stations has adopted the tagline “guaranteed human!” and goddamn that’s so dystopian 020
It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026not *told* me exactly but a (young, male) gyno once muttered "now where is your cervix...." 140