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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You: Alex let’s rob a bank Me, an intellectual: I don’t think we sh… DARUDE: DE BA DE BA DEE BEEE ME:

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You: Alex let’s rob a bank Me, an intellectual: I don’t think we sh… DARUDE: DE BA DE BA DEE BEEE ME:

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The smear ads against Abdul Al-Sayid are just listing off a bunch of good things. They’re honestly making a better case than his own ads. I want the socialist actually. Please. 🙏

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know enough weird, connected music people that sometimes my "people you might know" on fb will just be like "here's a literal famous person"

a fb "people you may know" suggestion for author roxane gay

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

as if a straight person could never want more than one person

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hehe I just realized that my dentist appointment is actually at toothhurty

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Ypsilanti District Library @ypsilibrary.org · 26/09/2026

in case anyone's in the market for some wonderful news 🥹

Screenshot of a social media post from user farmingassjas that reads, "Monarch butterfly populations are up 64% this year yall," followed by two teary-eyed smiling emojis. Behind the post is a close-up photo of a monarch butterfly, with orange and black wings dotted with white spots, resting on an orange flower against a blurred green and orange garden background.

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Chronically online elder millennials really think “have the day you deserve” is the sickest burn

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Pickin' up the ole devices for another day of hurting my own feelings

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

god forbid anyone ever find my livejournals

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I mean he can't read mine either but that's a blessing

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'll hate elon forever for ruining twitter bc what do you mean I can't go back and read ten years worth of my new bf's embarrassing old takes because he deleted it all after the takeover

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Looking for orthopedic footwear to help my knees and this brand seems good but like... did we not google "Kuru" before going with that name? www.kurufootwear.com/pages/p-home...

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KURU Footwear Official Site

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"COME STAND OVER ME MISS YVONNE" ok pervert wtf actually

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The Ghost Mother Hawke @rohancoop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This bean doesn't even have a face and we anthropomorphised it.

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

he honestly looks like a good listener

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets

Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

not the sentient rotting whale carcass

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Literacy gripe of the day: Balling: fun, sick, rad Bawling: sad, cry, not rad

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lightly caffeinated. Hyperfixating. Listening to my Lilith Fair playlist. Moisturized. Flourishing.

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

honestly I remembered her as blue but going back... def not blue.

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Solidly aqua. Or, gelatinously aqua, at least.

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm sad though bc I just got an add for their super-super-thin cotton collection and i really love me a sheer tee. Oh well.

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'll admit that sometimes the stupid google AI thing gives me a chuckle. Would still rather google just... worked like it used to, though.

I asked if LA Apparel was owned by "that asshole" and the google AI said "Yes, it's owned by Dov Charney"

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Dear local businesses: The answer to being called out for using AI slop flyers is not to then hold an unpaid flyer design contest 🤦‍♀️

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

haven’t seen many dems campaigning on the simple, low-hanging fruit of making food safe to eat again

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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

How many times are we gonna be told “We’ll get ‘em in the next election! Remember to vote!” before something is supposed to happen? Especially when it comes out years later “oopsie doodle looks like some of these elections might have been a little compromised! We will punish no one for this.”

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

lolll I can see it, especially when he wears his glasses

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Kind of seems like I’m doomed to be broke anyway so I think I might just go all in on weird art and selling foot pics

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Weird as it is I’d rather have “foreign material” than E. coli I guess

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Goddammit they were supposed to be one of the good brands. I CANT EAT ANYTHINGHGHGFGG

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My other favorite was Disney’s Robinhood and my bf got arrested for being mean to a cop 😭 I should call my therapist

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Lately they even have gray beards, someone take me out back and shoot me

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Was just thinking about my childhood favorite movie and had an unfortunate realization re: why I, a spoiled upper middle class girl, consistently fall hard for kind-hearted promiscuous scruffballs with criminal records 😭😭

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dear Local Realtors: hand-addressing an envelope to trick me into opening it is not going to make me want to sell my house

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I will set this whole place on fire

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m very bad at art and they’ve been letting me do it for decades ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Kim Herbst @kiwifruitbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Nobody else could make pollution in Ferngully seem EEEXTRA horny except Tim Curry, just real raw talent there. Rest in Peace 💔

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It’s-a Alex! @disastermarch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Lots of people leaving wonderful tributes to Dolly's kindness, generosity and overall good-personhood, but I think she'd also want us to remember that she was hot and funny. RIP Queen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T2S...

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Dolly parton tells epic story of being assaulted, wait til end

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

From the Empire State Building Observation Deck: Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

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