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🍄 mabcelium 🍄

@disappearpolymorph.bsky.social
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reiki urologist she/her

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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Infinity times infinity intelligence, can't top that
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
liz poo poo brain
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He has to live a normal life instead of a nepo baby life? How the fuck do you think you're a socialist
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
diarrhea from a clankers ass
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Silence the discord!
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[stirring my coffee] wait, cremains means what??
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Only 150 followers to go before me and the boys get our balaclava’s on. Still not a joke.
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I yo yo my weight to keep my skinsuit loose for seasonal moulting
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‎ @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
i'll never stop posting dumb shit until i die
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do cum here for the skeets, personally
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's no way they don't post lmbo instead
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I binged all of Neagley and really enjoyed it (after final Reacher ep)
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
um, yes just like that for me pls
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's 9/11 make a wish 🧚✨
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🎶 this kirkmas gave u the contents of my heart🎶
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
pumpkin and spice and everything nice that's what little ghouls are made of
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I was a blood mage I'd def just get a PICC line? Slicing open your palms?? How are you going to make the hand sigils with all that going on
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 to 10 years? Me: I would need to die before someone else has to wipe my ass, ideally
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 03/09/2026
Neon Genesis Evanhamelion
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can pirate twice as much to make up for your mistakes
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Halloween
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How in the fuck is this remotely important? Are you going to ban ai in films to save jobs?
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
An endlessly growing population is necessary for an endless line go up economy
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my insurance no longer covers "psychiatry" but it does come with 15% off my first 3 months of disney+
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
K
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you preserve your body in a bog do you have to be in the fetal position or can you do other poses
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ketamon
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's my fault the bags are scented. I like it, I'm sorry
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For those keeping score
Happy kitten captioned "hehe" next to "harris campaigns with cheney," "newson has friendly chat with bannon," and "jeffries has private hangout with kushner"

Below is an angry kitten captioned "not heheh" next to "aes talks to piker"
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I met an insanely jacked khajiit named Ja'Kreature and he offered to train me in hand to hand
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You playing TR poison song?
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
> grenade lessons in my area
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
gross
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
imagine hating me when I'm just over here silently praying for your death because you messaged me "Hi" on teams
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't know if ghosts are real but I don't know why there's ectoplasm on my toes when I wake up either
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Posting? All it takes is hate and lust And one more thing! Cheeto dust! 🧚
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's not being put there to critically analyze, it's being put there to indoctrinate
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This guy just made me realize how cool socialism must be
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
isekai'd to the giant cockroach plane as a level 99 breadcrumb from under the stove
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
thicc aunties in your area placing fresh baked pies on their windowsill
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
feel like I get Disney adults now
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I want to see a thing
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
[threatening] when I said woke 2 I meant double woke
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I bet your obituary would look so beautiful stapled to my bulletin board
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🍄 mabcelium 🍄 @disappearpolymorph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ur gonna get arrested, dad said it's illegal to have the lights on at night
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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers
Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988
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