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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you live in VA hold onto your fuckin hat this week. Nicotine vapes were banned last Wednesday and you're about to find out exactly how many people you know had been using them to keep from smoking cigarettes

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Weirdly sweaty man begs for someone, anyone to go out for lunch with him

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

it's really something isn't it? a modest ranch home? burgers on the grill on sunday? maybe drive down to the grand canyon with the kids this summer for a few days? you can't have that. so they can have everything

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Every sound designer or director or show runner or whatever that uses tinnitus effects in their productions owes me $1,000. Fucking stop it, it's annoying, it sucks and it hurts. Looking at you right now, Yorgos.

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

If you don’t listen to Al it’s whichever parody was big when you were a teen. If you listen to some Al it’s Dare to be Stupid. If you listen to enough Al its Albuquerque

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Everybody loves a tulpa for Christmas, until it’s early February and you gotta take it out in the snow, and whoops there it goes humping the cat again

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Anyone else getting major douce chills from watching this guy demand NOTHING BUT THE SMOOTHEST STRONGEST BOYS while the president’s pedophilia is the top headline

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Don’t tell me your most unhinged movie opinion

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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 13/09/2025

Was it his civility which drove my colleagues into hiding for teaching at a university? Was it civility when TPUSA spawned death threats against me and many others? Was it civility when he said other people’s children should be murdered rather than have gun safety?

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Security cam footage from inside the car

Mr Giuliani, his driver and the giant bee who caused the accident

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I worked in residency training programs for many years and early Scrubs is still the most accurate representation I’ve seen. The Pitt is not far behind

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Look at me everybody I’m being CONTROVERSIAL! Everybody look at me! I got a big dark money check and now I’m being soooo controversial, isn’t it just naughty?

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Before we even knew the body count Dennis Prager claimed on his radio show that everyone killed in the massacre at virginia tech deserved it and intimated he was glad they were dead

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2025

if we are going to do this i'd like it to at least be acknowledged that this is another one way street in american politics where atheists are expected to treat christians and their beliefs with kid gloves and the opposite is never, ever reciprocated

polling on "willingness to vote for a party's well qualified candidate" showing that most americans will vote for atheists a little less often than they'll vote for muslims and a little sooner than they'll vote for socialists

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

It’s time to light the candles It’s time to say the rites It’s time to summon Satan On the muppet show tonight!

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Pete, seriously. Just make pictures. You fuckin SUCK at this epic science guy stuff, remember how you tried to science up The Hobbit and instead make it look like a telenovela? You’re gonna give these guys a million dollars and all you’re gonna get is an emu with aggressive cancer in return

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

go ahead, post another "both sides" take. tell me about cafeteria complaints and affinity group graduations at liberal arts colleges set the groundwork for today's DHS. write another essay comparing the domestic mobilization of the military to the social dynamics of leftist group chats.

the iconic Artie from Sopranos pointing a rifle meme

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Dude always looks like that super-realistic Homer Simpson render

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

someone says a variation of this once a week and it always boils down to "i'd rather stay self-satisfied around nazis than risk people i think owe me kinship making me feel like i'm wrong"

A cropped image of Some Dude's post on here: Most people just aren't set up to deal with an instant torrent of abuse. And it IS easier to tune out the Nazis on Twitter because Nazis gonna Nazi; a hundred soi-dissant Leftists mocking your name and appearance and wishing you dead hits differently.

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

If this is the NYT’s policy vis a vis corruption it explains a LOT of their Trump coverage

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I work at a university and am under immediate threat of losing my livelihood because of these little goblin shits and their “opinions”, so what exactly the fuck is this about @npr.org ?

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

@netw3rk.bsky.social you’ve probably got this answer a dozen times already but the song you want is No More I Love Yous by Annie Lennox youtu.be/NSkboTTTmpg?...

youtu.be

Annie Lennox - No More "I Love You's" (Official Video)

YouTube video by AnnieLennoxVEVO

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Criterion should put out a Timeless Toni Storm blu ray, not kidding.

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Going to petco for a big ol bag of cat litter to eat pre-flight so my poop will have somewhere to go and I won’t need the airplane bathroom

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I recently went thru an interview that went on for four American hours, then a month later they emailed me to let me know they didn’t actually want to fill the position after all

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I don’t wanna be surprised, I want a new switch

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Raw really just showed a long clip of the rock getting drunk and then driving off in his truck, what the fuck

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

This is like being antivax for food

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

they have been treating us all like a stray dog which if you kicked it you could make it puke up money. they can all burn to death in their beds

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

generally I'm anti-murder but honestly if I have to read one more essay preaching at me about how this healthcare executive's life was more sacred than any of the other thousands killed in America every month I may alter my position

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

If Inside the NBA spent a fraction of the time they spend in every broadcast opining about "the old days" on explaining the games that are actually happening this problem would vanish in a single week

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Matt Gaetz looks like a Ted Bundy funko pop

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

“This post has 150K likes” and “we’ll be on mars in 2027” come from the same source man, c’mon

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Ohhhh my god you think bluesky’s an echo chamber? Should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? Should we invite the bunnymen?

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I’m gonna be talking about this streak Komander’s on for a minute. Heater after heater after heater

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dirt vonnegut @dirtvonnegut.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I'm definitely not going to be watching the elderly rape monster fight the contemptible idiot, but I do hope that at least everyone involved is fucking miserable the whole time

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Hairyartist @hairyartist.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Eternal truth

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

It gets dark, we all got work to do 🎶

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

i was playing clown fighter 6 earlier and this chimp booboo was just spamming honk in neutral, didn't know how to jest or optimal gag punish had absolutely no funnymentals and when i got him in the corner he did wakeup clown car and won the match. terrible game

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