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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well that's a first, someone blocked me for agreeing with them
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no in England they call it "meths"
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Something I'm concerned about that I haven't really seen anyone addressing is how "AI safety" regs could end up being super authoritarian. Like, if you truly believe that AI could kill all humans, it seems totally reasonable to install a government backdoor in every smartphone and computer.
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a fundamental problem is that it's legal for companies to sell my personal info to other companies, but it's not legal to beat the shit out of their CEOs for doing this one of these two needs to change, and the companies can choose which
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i've decided to change careers to study antifungal medications, because i prefer the path of yeast resistance
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's about time the socialist movement led the popular rediscovery of the common knowledge of a century ago that the ownership of mass news media companies determines what they cover and how and the business press does not act in the interests of ordinary people.
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a bulk boating supply store called The Whole Sailor
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tbh we could eliminate about 80% of political discourse by just saying "follow the money and the reasons why [person] did [thing] will be obvious"
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we can have democracy or billionaires, but not both
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What the fuck is up my bro @profanity.accountant
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emma best 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ Mxy @emma.best · 19/08/2026
RT if you want immigration enforcement in every form to disappear tomorrow
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Robert's Rules of Hors d'Oeuvres
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AMD announcing they've made their AI chips more efficient is like White Star Line announcing they've installed bigger engines on the Titanic
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🐲 Dusky™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🔜 KOYO CON @duskdragonxiii.beyondtheend.gay · 16/08/2026
"AI is here to stay" no it isnt lets kill it with hammers
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
just thinking about Tone Loc (full name: Baritone Locomotive)
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Traveling Salesman problem, but the salesman is Willy Loman
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Kenny Rogers Poasters @wvslasthandloader.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I choose not to get ripped because I'm hoping people mistake my dad bod for joie de vivre
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.
Are you having fanatical thoughts about other people's crotches?
Has hating a minority group become your entire personality?
Do you obsess over other people's toilet use?
If so, you could be a danger to others - it's time to seek help.
Contact our team: youneedhelp@leavetranspeoplealone.com
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls"

As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this week on Star Trek: Sure, Fuck It, Ghosts Are Real
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pelennor Roosevelt
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Private prisons create a profit motive to increase the number of prisoners in society. That, all by itself, means that private prisons cannot be allowed to exist.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Actresses like Anne Hathaway will be shunned for years for the crime of *checks notes* being considered “annoying” and “oversaturated” while actors will beat their famous wives and seemingly the entire industry will rally around putting them in franchise reboots as soon as possible
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
as predicted, the "teen takeover" thing is just the latest "ooh there's a scary crime wave, trust us bro" narrative from corporate-owned news media
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i'm going to open a restaurant called Roux the Day
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Doctor Who Without Borders
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
another, smaller hot dog
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So there’s a famously pugilistic poster on here (who has me blocked) who said, essentially, that character doesn’t matter when choosing to vote. Only policy. And I think that is just fundamentally backwards and, ultimately, the reason why the online left keeps falling for lying grifters. (Thread)
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Russia could have lived happily in the post-cold war system, but then it would not have been an empire with subjects. Just like the MAGA dudes who could have lived happily in a liberal society, but then they could not lord over their wives, children and neighbors. Huffing the fumes of domination.
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if there are fashion police, it stands to reason that there is a fashion DA, a fashion court with a fashion judge, fashion bailiff, fashion court reporter, fashion jury, and (for capital fashion crimes) a fashion executioner
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
but can Santa tell if you're in a coma
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it's that time again, when we invent new Dick Tracy villains like the wealthy seafood heir who joined a monastery, Cloisters Rockefeller
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
you've mongered your last fish
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
so i don't know what it would be about but there needs to be a movie with the title "Terms and Conditions of Endearment"
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lilastromech (Mischa) @mischajaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The cooling system was installed by the village AC technician, Thermodynamix 😊
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
FOOD INDUSTRY: Easy open packaging! It's great! Yogurt, bread, you name it! ME: how about bacon packages FOOD INDUSTRY: ha ha fuck you why would we do that
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
breaking news: political insiders who benefit from the status quo will oppose efforts to change it
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Because you might have to kill more than one person.
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
it's only imperialism if it's from the Imperial Valley. otherwise it's just sparkling conquest
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
there should be a crossover between The Good Place and that show about the Chicago restaurant, called The Bearimy
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
new rule: every company that collects private information about people also has to publish the same information about its CEO
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the primordial, original drag queen: Ur-Paul
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Laura Braunstein @laurabrarian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I hope he becomes so reviled that future iterations of Star Trek, when they do that thing where they list history’s greatest mass murderers (ie “Hitler, Stalin, Mai, [insert name here], Khan … etc”), his name is included
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Literally begging all my large account mutuals who aren’t in NYC and love boosting Mamdani publicity stunts to wake up and start spreading this message.
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
when "GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!" just doesn't cut it any more
tourist brochures saying "WHALES!"
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
it is a bad journalistic practice to attribute a statement to an organization. all statements are made by people and they should be identified. if the statement is made anonymously it should be called out every. damn. time, or simply not reprinted, especially if it's the government.
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
bluesky i swear to god i do not want to hear any complaints about society or politics or the economy without you following up with "and here's how it got like that" because treating problems like they happened for no reason is GODDAMN STUPID
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lunch lord dirtside @dirtside.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts
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Archer: Barry Dillon's Table Flip
ALT: Archer: Barry Dillon's Table Flip
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Queer Gold 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🙌🏾 (she/they) @queergold.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️
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