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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
presumably it's somewhere around here
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my favorite:
New Yorker cartoon. Two children playing with blocks. One says to the other, "What do you want to be when you give up?"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
made a sankey chart explaining my experience
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i thought Hamilton was just ok (i probably saw too much hype before i actually saw a production)
Norman Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Image: Eleanor from The Good Place. Caption: "This is Ceti Alpha V!"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Founded 2024 by Republicans, so it's neither of those things, but rather GOP propaganda en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washing...
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think it's super cool how many different big money special interests have bought and paid for you. Here's hoping you get thrown out of office next election and replaced with someone who actually answers to the people.
Screenshot of Chuck Schumer's profile header, showing his photo, name, and six tags identifying the major donors who own him: Citigroup; Goldman Sachs; Lawyers/Law Firms; Paul, Weiss et al; Real Estate; Securities & Investment
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Rudy Vallee playing the saxophone
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Zapp Brannigan says "Double yes. Guilty!"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
when "GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!" just doesn't cut it any more
tourist brochures saying "WHALES!"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
not relevant but y'all got competition in LA
a van with the words "Legal Eagle Law Firm" in the side, above a painting of an eagle. taken on Franklin just west of Talmadge, on 6/10 around 15:40 PDT
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
anyway please enjoy this crow attacking its reflection in the hood and windshield of a Mercedes
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i don't think giant corporations should be planning civic infrastructure
Norman Rockwell's painting "Freedom of Speech", depicting a man stasnding up at a gathering in order to express his opinion.
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I remember this. Just did another one now:
Google AI result explaining the idiom (which I just made up) "you can't hug a purple balloon", as if it was a real preexisting thing. Fuck generative bullshit.
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
common misconception, Zombie Jesus is a different guy from Original Recipe Jesus
Futurama screenshot of Professor Farnsworth saying "Sweet zombie Jesus!"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I gotta update this t-shirt I made in 2017
a blue t-shirt with the text "PROTOMOLECULE 2020 / HUMANITY HAD ITS CHANCE"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
fake, that building was destroyed in 1996
In "Independence Day", the Empire State Building is destroyed by an alien laser
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
this guy lurking in the background
the creepy murderer from Too Many Cooks
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A screen cap from Arrested Development, showing bounty hunter Ice sitting in a couch next to Maeby
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dune Part 2 poster art with text "THE SUN IS BEHIND US - WHY ARE WE LIT FROM THE SIDE"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The hyperchicken from Futurama in court. Caption: "Your honor, I'm just a simple hyper-chicken from a backwoods asteroid."
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Barney from The Simpsons saying "Just hook it to my veins!" as a technician approaches holding a beer IV.
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
i mean
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
news: gas prices skyrocketing ev drivers:
"Oh no! Anyway" meme
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Homer Simpson saying "Who will never get his comeuppance! You hear me? No comeuppance!"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Goose chase meme with "Which factions?" text in the upper panel, and "Which factions do you mean, Ross???" in the lower panel
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Clone Club
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Lone Wolf and Cub comic cover, but the face of Nazgul (the Olympic women's cross-country interloper dog) has been superimposed over Wolf's face.
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Dave Nelson (Dave Foley) and Lisa Miller (Maura Tierney) from NewsRadio
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
also
"floating guy" meme template; running guy text is "TOM HOMAN IS A BITCH" while floating guy text is "TOM IS A HOMAN BITCH"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
*cough*
a World of Warcraft character with a name and guild that spell out "Jake Tapper is a bitch"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
mine's not better
brain rot
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
they really should have done some generic "college students laughing on a lawn" photos
college students laughing on a lawn
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
uh oh
bluesky screenshot of a post mentioning Kevin Spacey and then me being followed by an account named Kevin Spacey
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
here you go
fake 90s Britpop album cover based on photo of two brothers walking their cats
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social there's not normally a lot of overlap between Roman history and quantum encryption but here you go arstechnica.com/security/202...
"The Signal engineers have given this third ratchet the formal name: Sparse Post Quantum Ratchet, or SPQR for short."
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
watched "The American President" tonight and decided to post this screencap for no particular reason
Michael J. Fox in "The American President" saying "In this country, it's not only permissible to question our leaders, it's our responsibility."
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Guardian article says it's owned by GMG. The GMG article's infobox says "Company Type ... Public". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardia...
Screenshot of the Guardian Media Group's Wikipedia article infobox.
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
actually you know who ryan fitzpatrick looks like? the one, the only, Stan the Man
Jay R. Ferguson as Stan Rizzo in "Mad Men"
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
🤌 also i love how their examples are from the last decade or two, as if christian leaders haven't confidently been predicting the rapture for 2,000 years en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Screenshot of text from the NYT article, highlighting that the Rapture did not, in fact, happen in 2011 as was predicted by Harold Camping, an evangelical broadcaster.
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
BTW here's a fun infographic detailing all the companies Disney owns, in case anyone didn't truly grok how colossal they are
a giant Mickey-shaped infographic detailing all the companies Disney owns
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The "Tommy gets whacked" scene from Goodfellas, except Tommy is Cuomo and the guys about to whack him are the voters
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
what you mean these guys
car with a license plate 2HENTAI
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Jake Tapper is a bitch, in Blood Elf form
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
are you sure you want that
screenshot of bluesky user with follower labels
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Futurama Space Pope
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