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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him)

@dirgethehyena.bsky.social
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Xennial | 🏳️‍⚧️| He/him | Goth, nerd, furry, and man of action | feeling MN 😡| Autistic (ADHD?) |🔞 If you have "no proship" in bio, you should probably block me now (it's me I'm proship) Big into: Danganronpa, toku, rock & metal. Fuck ICE.

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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 9h
Fart eating B... ..."Doctor Sleep"???
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 07/04/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people from the bottom of my heart🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 From a fairy like Chiitan, it seems natural for everyone to live as their true selves. That’s why, until the day Chiitan disappears and is gone, I’ll keep sending gentle messages so that all transgender people can live happily.
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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 9h
No, bombing Yandex has not impacted automated Russian trolling operations in the U.S.
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN JINGLEN THERE KEYS AT YOU !!! LOOK AT THE KEYS!!!! ARENT THEY SHINY AND THERE LOUD!!! WOWWWWWW AND DA TEXT " SEEMS HOTTER IDK , BEER AND FOOD TO EXPENSIVE, FASCISM CREEPING BUT NOW ITS GOING FAST, SOCIAL MEDIA TURNING OUT TO BE NEITHER ONE , BUT STILL KICKEN ASS" - IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY FOOT SEEMS TO BE KICKEN YOUR ASS YOU MUST BE THE FOOT THAT KICKS BACK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! WORK AROUND ALL CONTROL SYSTEM'S SUCH AS "SOCIAL MEDIA", "THE ALGORITHYM", "STREAMING VIDEO" AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT AN ACCOUNT! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A WALLET TO BE OPENED! YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY RICH PERSON PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE! YOU ARE A REAL HUMMAN BEING AND NO ONE MAY TREAT YOU IN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!  YOUR ATTENTON SPAN AND YOUR TIME IS YOUR OWN TO DO WITH AS YOU WISH , DO NOT RELINQUISH CONTROL, AND IF YA ALREADY DID THEN TAKE IT BACK CAUSE YA DIDNT SIGN ANYTHING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Darkwing Duck and Bender B. Rodriguez?
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why am I still alive.
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
um hey so I wanted to try this out but I wound up punching a holy relic, desecrating a pie, and--hang on I think the police are hhere
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I disagree; she doesn't seem nice at all
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
REMEBER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETAN IS TRAPPED INSIDE DA AMERICAN FLAG , "YOUR TALKING TO A AMERICAN , MY BODY IS FULL OF MICROPLASTICS, MY MIND IS CONSUMED BY TRYING TO AFFORD FOOD AND HOUSING, DONT LIKE IT? MOST OF US DONT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
sickkkkkkk
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If one thinks that antisemitism is a poisonous form of bigotry that -easily leads- to other forms of bigotry, then one needs to -say that- (to be clear, antisemitism is a poisonous form of bigotry that leads to other forms of racism, sexism, Islamophobia, ableism, transphobia, homophobia, etc.)
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 10/09/2026
asserting that a guy who has voted repeatedly against trans bans in the state he's trying to win a senate seat in is about to start talking identically to JK Rowling is lashon hara actually and a whole bunch of you need to learn how to experience shame, fast
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Bloom County Outland @bloomcountyoutland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A Toast #bloomcounty #billthecat #opus #goodmorning #comics #oliver #outland #SteveDallas
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/09/2026
going to the hospital is like, piss in this tube, shit in this tube, bleed your blood into this tube. what is this, the tube store
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
???? READ ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WHO CANT REMEMBER WHAT THERE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING , AT WORK , AT HOME, IN A GAME, DOSENT MATTER, HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO KEEP EVERYTHING STRAIGHT, EVERY DAY 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY AND 10 NEW THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIT IN YOUR DAY TOO, AND NOW A GUY IN TOWN WANT'S ME TO GO TO SOME OTHER AREA AND RETRIVE AN ITEM FOR HIM???? AND IDK THE GUY AND IDK WHY HE WANTS ME TO DO IT????? HE LOOKED AT MY DUMB ASS AND SAID THIS IS THE GUY TO FIND A MYSTERIOUS AMULET IN THE WOODS AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM , WHY WOULDENT I KEEP IT? DOES HE JUST THINK IM TO STUPID TO STEAL THE AMULET? WHAT COULD HE PAY ME THAT WOULD BE WORTH MORE THEN A AMULET????? ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBLY SOME TREASURE? FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN AN ITEM TO A GUY OR A PRINCESS? A GUY I DONT KNOW WHATS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW? GREAT A STEARCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ONE MORE THING I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF FANTASTY WORLD IM IN ,DO NOT ASK ME TO KILL ANOTHER GUY, THE BEST FANTASY I HAVE IS KILLING NO GUYS, THE WORST NIGHTMARES I HAVE ARE WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A GUY, ALL I WANT IS 1 FUCKEN QUEST WHERE I CAN JUST BEAT SOMEONE AT CARD'S AND THEN I GET THE ITEM I WANT, ITS NOT REALISTIC TO ASK ME TO COMMIT ACTS THAT CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER JUST TO PROGRESS A STORY , AND AFTER ALL THAT I DONT EVEN OWN THE FUCKEN VIDEO GAME? THERE SAYING I HAVE A LICENSE TO PLAY IT BUT I DONT OWN IT?????? THIS IS THE LAST ADVENTURE I GO ON - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Guess this confirms that Mike's AI agent of choice is Gemini, huh
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Deep State Nepo Baby @ambiguouswoman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hope the US gets our ass kicked in some regard and it’s because I think it will be good for us. It’s like hoping your friend with an alcohol problem gets put in the drunk tank for a few days because you know there’s no other way they’ll sober up
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@talkwordy

Dear 30-something lady with
license plate M4M4BEAR: I am
sorry MAMABEAR was taken but
you have made a terrible mistake.
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Lad
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Silly man. You know as well as I do that on the first Wednesday of every month, the entire city briefly goes to Silent Hill
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AES needs to do a public video where he asks "JD, are ... are you married to your -couch-" I bet Vance would retire
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People who don’t live in MN don’t understand how omnipresent the “Rebel Loon” symbol has become in my city
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay I looked it up. “YOLO” is a bigoted slur against lapsed Catholic folks.
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted theonion.com/we-get-the-food-and-th…
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 13/05/2026
I keep banging on the job machine but no jobs are coming out
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, tossed salad and scrambled eggs...
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dr. JB Peterson: *bounces off over the horizon, making cuckoo-clock sounds*
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A man angrily says "DEBATE ME!" A baby responds "GA." The man shouts "APPEAL TO EMOTION!" The baby, angrily says "BA." The man retorts "AD HOMINEM"
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/08/2026
I believe in academic freedom for people who think 2+2=9. I think the heliocentric model of the solar system is unproven and am disappointed in the narrow-minded academy. Ghosts are real and they should be allowed to teach French
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trying to manifest this for myself
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Lunch🥪 @lunchgunk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Another art trade from awhile ago I never shared
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Name a band using only emojis 🐺🤰
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
New GTA6 leak reveals that the game’s plot takes place in several different time periods including 1999 as well as 12,000 BC when the Kingdom of Zeal attempts to harness the power of Lavos
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Flavors used to be infused but nowadays flavors are blasted. This is happening to society as well of course
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Donovan "Dirge" Sallow (he/him) @dirgethehyena.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The cover of Janet Jackson's 1989 release Rhythm Nation 1814. The focus is a black-and-white headshot of Jackson herself, wearing androgynous street fashion with high-contrast metal insignia, and looking resolute.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
FROM: [a company that makes shirts you can sweat in] SUBJECT LINE: Your life is about to change forever. You think you're ready? Fuck you.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/08/2026
Mitch loses a dollar.
Mitch loses a dollar.
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