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Dildo Cacophony

@dildocacophony.bsky.social
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Depraved alt account of a Burbank bear. 🏳️‍🌈 🍆 🍑 ❤️

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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition) @nafinstabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday we launched a kickstarter to print Oglaf Book 5. It's going pretty good! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...
a devil gives thumbs up and says 'hell yes'
larger text below says 'hell maybe'
the devil is in front of a kickstarter campaign page but you can't see the amount, which is annoying.
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Eros the God @erosthegod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mooooooo
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Gråtrunka Moment @swampy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
also lil gag thing for @chocolateandmilk.bsky.social
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/EzeRMyRU26I?... can I have the rest please and thank you?
youtu.be
My Husband | Toonout [Animated Shorts]
YouTube video by Dropout
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/goodideas/
Comic strip!
panel 1
a king with a long face speaks
king- okay, this might be really dumb but has anyone asked the crimson overlord to stop?

panel 2
we see that we're in some kind of war planning situation.
Well, there's a table with little figurines on it and a map.
so it's ether that or games night.
king- He's conquering and slaying but maybe he thinks we want that.

panel 3
general- Why would he think we want that?
king- probably he doesn't

panel 4
king- but a small group of heroes might make it up the dark tower and tell him we don't like it.

panel 5
general- You woud send those heroes to their deaths
king- aw come ooooon- send the worst four people in your army

panel 6
a shot of four adventurers.
one of them, who I'm going to call 'Rigby'speaks
Rugby- Cool. Secret mission.

panel 7
Rigby and friends battle monsters that are sort of like huge naked moke rats but with way more eyes.

panel 8
Rigby and friend battle their way into a doorway.

panel 9
close-up on Rigby
Rigby- Crimson Overlord! People don't like getting slain!

panel 10
green tyrant- you might have the wrong dark tower
Rigby- Shit
king-
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Tiller Von dogbear ΘΔ 🛗 @tiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New profile picture by @baddieholly.bsky.social taking a photo of me into dog shape and makin’ me wag through the weekend~ Always grateful to have art done by this wonderful creature
Tiller in a human shape (unfortunate, but mandatory)Tiller in dog form, good correct brain happy
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Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aw, tonight's sex party thing here in town was a great success with excellent company. Made me happy! 😁💦
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jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
David Hockney once said of Francis Bacon’s paintings that you could “smell the balls.” Each original drawing is 11 x 14 inches, marker on paper. $75 + shipping, each. DM if interested in making a purchase.
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"ANAL" (REAR-ENTRY) IS NOT BIBLICAL UNLESS YOU PRAY THROUGHOUT!!!
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Clark Rogers @clarkrogers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
come sniff my pits it’s not sexual i promise turgid penis unrelated
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Robertdzazgaa @robertdzazgaa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
😇🤓 #gayart
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bubbabenni.bsky.social @bubbabenni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Badum tss
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jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meet Your New A.I. Personal Assistant! 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Probably NSFW cartoon: Rice Krispie Treats :)
cartoon: Three very buff elves, Snap, Crackle and Pop, lounge together in a giant cereal bowl/hot tub
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alabandine2.bsky.social @alabandine2.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Eddy Varekamp, "Swimmers", linocut.
Eddy Varekamp, "Swimmers", linocut.
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Wuvable Oaf 🖤🤍🩷 @wuvableoaf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
XenomOAF...
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jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rainbow Zebra Unicorn Asses 11 x 14 inches marker on paper $75 + shipping dm if interested
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Cass ʕ´•㉨•`ʔ @soildweller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
im not patient enough to dig around to repost the old one but still a fan of this werewolf grunkle stan drawing. funniest trend i ever spearheaded
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
NSFW cartoon: GanDILF. Like my stuff? Join my Patreon.com/LardeSouza
cartoon: a buff and mostly naked Gandalf wiggles his butt at ...let's say Bilbo but we all know he's probably the weird cousin named Dildo that Tolkien left out of the appendices. Gandalf's staff is also topped with a dick and a golden cock ring.
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I went to a sex club event on Saturday night in L.A. There was dick, ass, fucking, fisting, BDSM, the works. Also I met a new friend and he fabulously sucked me off. However I have to assert that being in a room with 50 naked guys is neat but there's nothing sexier than one guy smiling at you. 😉
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Robertdzazgaa @robertdzazgaa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🥰😍😘
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh @bearpadart.bsky.social my @bearpadart.bsky.social , I will be in S.F. Thursday 8/27 and Friday 8/28, and I wish so badly to finally meet one or both of you boys while I'm in town. Hope you'll be in the general area 😍
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Hey, Guffaw! @guffaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Today on 🎓THE GREEK LIFE🍻! ... two sides of Jammy!
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realmenreallife @realmenreallife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey y’all! Bear Magazine returns to print after fifteen years away. I’m super excited about my photos of a hot guy named Brett making it in the return issue. Check out the link to Bear Magazine! thebearmag.com/the-bear-is-... 🐻🔥❤️
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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is true: I once passed a kidney stone at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. Imagine. The most painful thing that can happen to a guy, and also a kidney stone.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NSFW cartoon: Another middle of the night idea. If you enjoy my work, support me on Patreon.com/LardeSouza Or just shake your head and sigh.
cartoon: two large naked hairy men. One is performing oral sex on the other.
"While you're down there, remember to hit like and subscribe"
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jackalchemise @jackalchemise.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If there is one theme that dominates in my work, it’s hairy legs. Hairy, hairy, hairy men’s legs.
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
(After the pool party, which was nudity-prohibited but now it's over so who cares: A group of us peel off wet suits. Two gentlemen next to me casually strip down revealing lovely uncut cocks. Guy sees his friend going commando) Guy 1: [mock-shocked] Golly, it's a dick Guy 2: Oh, this old thing
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Benjamin Dore (1825-1906), originally a Maine lumberman, came to San Francisco in 1850 and was involved in lumber, mining, and printing; he served two terms with the California State Legislature, and in 1883 moved to Fresno where he died in 1906"
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sneakerpunkchi on Insta just posted a video of 200 people in line waiting to get into the Chicago Eagle (4713 N. Broadway). Blessings to Chi for getting their Eagle back (the original closed about 15 years ago) but wow...according to Buildzoom.com that building is zoned for 280 people 🫨
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Ethan Costas - ASC, BLFC, MFF, FC @ethancostas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay so Bluesky fucked up the looping so hopefully here's a fix
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وردي 🇵🇸 @wardi.pink · 09/08/2026
Loss at a museum
A lil statue of a three eyed cat sitting on an armchair. There's a side table and a bunch of papers scatters around.
Art by Sabrina BoyerCloser look at the papers:
The stick version of the meme loss
Pepe the frog with a caption that says "a symbol belongs to no one"
Nyan cat
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O GRAVADOR @ogravador.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Esse é para comemorar!! 🥳🍾 Há exatamente 1 ano eu sentia o gosto e o cheiro pela primeira vez desse macho que, meses depois, seria o Meu Dengo. Te amo TODINHO, Meu Tesão!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥 @Vara20e4
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PythonPie @pythonpie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They should kiss
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pont @softtummybitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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headshot doodles of ase and kate accompanying a broken-up screenshot of a telegram chat log.
"hello :3"
"we are hacked your everyting"
"and we have your a mails"
"all informatinos"
>"all good bro" kate looks chill
"everything"
"i want to deal" ase looks increasingly upset
>"Enjoy it"
"do u dont wanna"
"anything back"
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Łukasz Majcher 🐻🌈 @lucasmajcher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just a little reminder: if you’re struggling with learning a language, one of the best ways to improve is by reading comics. 📚 You get both images and text at the same time, which makes new words and expressions much easier to remember. 💪🏻
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What makes this so sexy is that I can't hear what they're saying, but their talking & gesturing make them look like execs having a meeting. "Can we make this an in-person rather than a call? We need to discuss Claude token use in the department for Q3, but I'd also like to fuck you on a beach"
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Saint Don Ceup @stdonceup.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#chub #chubby #bear #StDonCeup Does this give "the neighbor's dad has been drinking again" vibes?
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
NOT THE MEAT!!!!!!!!! #ART
Words from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background of sliced meat. The text reads, "homosexuals have overtaken all people at all times and in all ways. Sound silly? Sound familiar? I warn you, as I did before, that homosexual activists continue to hammer my sliced meat."
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME AT THE CRACKER BARREL WITH PHYLLIS #ART
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Dildo Cacophony @dildocacophony.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@3dbill.bsky.social Can you open our Mastodon instance? I can't.
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Clark Rogers @clarkrogers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
who wants to hug in the public bathroom
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